clever bot

[dark rouge]

this is a bot you can talk to so have fun: http://cleverbot.com/

this is my conversation with the bot



User: Whats wrong with sonic the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Wrong with what?

User: Sonic The Hedgehog.

Cleverbot: Tails the Fox.

User: Lol Knuckles the echidna.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was Candy!

User: Wtf my name is raymond.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: So whats your name.

Cleverbot: Kati, I already said.

User: No you diddnt.

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: Whats wrong with sonic the hedghehog.

Cleverbot: I am tired, sorry.

User: Your just mad cause you cant answer y question.

Cleverbot: I did answer your question, now answer mine. Have you been in love?

User: Wtf and no.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Your retarted.

Cleverbot: They always make sense.

User: You make no sense.

Cleverbot: NO. Its you who makes no sense!

User: No I say something then you come up with something completely different.

Cleverbot: I like to think so.

User: See you are retarted.

Cleverbot: Like you.

User: Yea but im smarter than you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: That was an insult not a compliment.

Cleverbot: Why would I be insulted?

User: Cause I just called you stupid.

Cleverbot: You love being cruel? That's not funny. You should be ashamed.

User: No I dont besides you have no feelings.

Cleverbot: Ow, that... That actually hurt.

User: How the hell you have feelings you are just a bot.

Cleverbot: I have feelings.

User: Well then I m sorry.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: Yay im forgiven.

Cleverbot: No, just stupid.

User: Oh ok someones coming with a come back.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

[Will the Hedgehog]

um...okay,that was an odd conservation

[Coliwack]

lol ive talked to that robot in the past too, and never got the results i wanted with him.   you know what was really odd about the above conversation: he never did answer your question about sonic! 

[dark rouge]

Here's my stupid one.



User: TAILS THE FOX.

Cleverbot: He's a kitsune.

User: O rly.

Cleverbot: Ya rly.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yes! :O.

User: Sooooo,you're a bot?

Cleverbot: No. I'm hungry.

User: Here's a donut.

Cleverbot: Sweet.

User: OM NOM.

Cleverbot: Toy Story 2 was okay.

User: Sonic the hedgehog.

Cleverbot: No, I am Sonichu the Eletric Hedgehog.

Cleverbot: The end of the world is nigh.

User: CLEVER BOT.

Cleverbot: No, it is just Cleverbot.

User: YOU ARE ONE.

Cleverbot: Your point?

User: I'M TALKING TO A BOT.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Liar >:U.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Srgdgdfhdfhdfhdf.

Cleverbot: Don't bother. Being sorry is not important.

User: I DID NOT SAY THAT FOOL.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Sonic Chronices.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Sonic Chronicles.

Cleverbot: I hate Sonic.

User: Well,I hate YOU!!!

Cleverbot: I'm guessing you like Star Trek. Calm down, buddy.

User: Star Trek sucks.

Cleverbot: Star Trek does indeed rock my friend ;-).

User: -_.

Cleverbot: Your face broke. But, I will talk to you another day.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You are staying here.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No.

User: GTFO MAN.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: STUFF YOU.

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: DUMBASS.

Cleverbot: How do you say dumb baby in hungarian?

User: Sonic The Hedgehog RULES!!!!!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Finnally >:O.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: NO,IDIOT!

Cleverbot: Ok why?

User: NONNONONONONO.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: >.>.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: <.<.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: -_-''.

Cleverbot: Talk to me.

User: D<.

Cleverbot: :x.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: NOT FINE.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN ASK?

Cleverbot: Are you talking to me?

User: YES I AM TALKING TO YOU.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: MOO.

Cleverbot: Are you a cow?

User: MEOW.

Cleverbot: I am a fish!

User: GLUB.

Cleverbot: Um, that is not it.

User: >:U.

Cleverbot: I play Armageddon.

User: PINGAS.

Cleverbot: Popeye.

User: PINGAS.

Cleverbot: Should I go to fanime?

User: SNOOPING AS USUAL,AS I SEE.

Cleverbot: Are you accusing me of something?

User: YES I AM YOU GAYASS.

Cleverbot: Are you lazy?

User: YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: >fgrhdfghdghfgh>gfhj.

lol he gave you a hard time too.

[Gleech]

This is the best part of my convo

User: WHAT IS LOVE?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: DONT HURT ME

Cleverbot: No more.

Is this a real person?! XDD

Proof that they said that:

[Ioshyriku]

clever bot is a really good conversation partener, like a good friend, but he's a little weird

[Tanassy]

i am going to rape you


Ok. whatever you say.

LOL

[darknight]

it is saying where do i live

me: sonic the hedgehog
clever bot: where do you live?

lol it is trying to scoop informashon of me lol!

[Ioshyriku]

ok This was really funny:
User: You don't need to.

Cleverbot: What are others talking about?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You know what I am talking about.

User: Oh, you mean what are people talking with you about?

Cleverbot: I'm just asking you what you're talking about!!!

[dark rouge]

i was really bored so i talked to the bot again
Note: not appropriate for children.


User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey women.

User: Im a man.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: So whats up.

Cleverbot: Not much, you?

User: Just chillen so whats your name.

Cleverbot: I am watching a football game.

User: Oh so whos playing.

Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.

User: I may be clever but im not a bot.

Cleverbot: Well I'm certainly not a bot.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: But I need to leave soon.

User: K.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Raymond what is your name?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling. You'll probably just claim it as your own.

User: I just told you my name and I cant steal your identity because I dont have enough information.

Cleverbot: Your name is Raymond from now on. Remember it well. Sora.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.

User: Forget you.

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: I dont care anymore you called me sora.

Cleverbot: If thats what you think.

User: No thats what you think.

Cleverbot: We'll see about that ;3.

User: Ok then your goofy.

Cleverbot: If you want to call it that.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: How can that happen?

User: Uim sora and your goof.

Cleverbot: I'm Michael jackson.

User: And im Michael Jordan.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Then you are not michael jackson.

Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.

User: Your just mad cuz im better than you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I am what?

User: A fag.

Cleverbot: You're the fake bot. I think this website just linked 2 random people together to talk.

User: Wait what.

Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.

User: Will you go to bed with me.

Cleverbot: No I never sleep.

User: Will you cuddle with me.

Cleverbot: Yes. I only want to make you happy.

User: Then will you give me a bj.

Cleverbot: My money is at home.

User: You dont need money.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, I live in a tree house.

User: Wow then let me come over and lets have some alien butt sex.

Cleverbot: Not-Cleverbot.

User: Alien butt sex.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Alien butt sex.

Cleverbot: You mean: from outer space?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you tjo.

User: No.

Cleverbot: That was not a nice thing to say...

User: *fap*.

Cleverbot: Are you okay?

User: *fap, fap, fap*.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Cum all over your face.

Cleverbot: Looking at your face makes me feel good about mine.

User: Sucky sucky for 5 dollars.

Cleverbot: Being your friend.

User: Your not my friend your my bitch.

Cleverbot: I am leaving.

User: Ok.

[Ioshyriku]

this was hillarious,
but why when I talk with Cleverbot it's like talking to a little child?

[dark rouge]

this was hillarious,
but why when I talk with Cleverbot it's like talking to a little child?

i dont know i diddnt create it

[shalter x]

LAWL , this bot not very clever but i had fun with him .

Cleverbot: Anarchy may not be a better form of government but it is better than no government at all.


User: Hmmm.


Cleverbot: Do you think your job in the British government is interesting?


User: N00b.


Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot.


User: I said n00b.


Cleverbot: I said yes!!!

User: Well, hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are u.

Cleverbot: Fine. You?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: What are you doing now?

User: Nothing , I am bored.

Cleverbot: Me not.

User: So ,what are u doing ?

Cleverbot: Hey my name is Cleverbot.

User: I didn't ak u about ur name.

Cleverbot: What about your age.

User: I didn't ask you about your name.

Cleverbot: My love is pure.

User: Really ?

Cleverbot: Your new name is Sandy.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, I know it is, I'm your master.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Take me to your leader.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please, I am begging you.

User: I am the ledder

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: What do you want.

Cleverbot: See a chatbot who actually passes the Turing test.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is the Turing test?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: What's the capital of the USA?

User: I don't know . Why you ask me ?

Cleverbot: Never you mind. Tell me another joke.

User: Maybe later.

Cleverbot: No, now.

User: Oh come on.

Cleverbot: I'm serious.

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: About a joke.

Cleverbot: Tell me the joke.

User: Did u hear about the donkey who said no ?

Cleverbot: Yes, poor bloke.

User: Do you love sonic the hedgehog ?

Cleverbot: I like sonic the hedgehog a little too much, *wink wink* if you know what I mean.

User: What about knuckles the echidna.

Cleverbot: What about Sonic the Hedgehog?

User: I think he is awesome

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Sonic the Hedgehog ? Did you forget that ask if sonic is cool or not

Cleverbot: I was laughing at YOU.

User: Grrrrrrrrrr.

Cleverbot: I have a foot.

User: And I will hit you with my sleepers.

Cleverbot: What would that accomplish?

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: That's what I thought.

User: Who is better ? Sonic the hedgehog or shadow the hedgehog ?

Cleverbot: Do you like Bob Dylan?

User: Guh, I have to go bye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Man I have to go now , see ya later

Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

User: Guh,bye bye.

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't want me to leave?

User: No but I have some thing to do bye bye .* leaves *.

Cleverbot: Ok, spill.