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Title: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: sonicmaddave on December 05, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
ARTICLE HERE. (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/chinese-kid-drinks-gas-because-of-transformers)

Kid drinks petrol/gasoline to try and be like Optimus Prime. WTF! Yeah I know, from August, but still this is quite weird. D:

Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Chaos Swissroll on December 05, 2009, 03:34:52 AM
Quote from: sonicmaddave on December 05, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
ARTICLE HERE. (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/chinese-kid-drinks-gas-because-of-transformers)

Kid drinks petrol/gasoline to try and be like Optimus Prime. WTF! Yeah I know, from August, but still this is quite weird. D:


the kid is high on petrol......good for him.

he spend the rest of his life being a retarded valiant warrior.
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Sonic Jackson on December 05, 2009, 04:04:22 AM
And then his IQ has highly dropped down...



Maybe the gasoline is a drug... :-\ :o
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Tanassy on December 05, 2009, 04:06:26 AM
lol, cant figure 7+17 LOL
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Chaos Swissroll on December 05, 2009, 04:07:15 AM
Quote from: SSS the 3 hedgehogs on December 05, 2009, 04:04:22 AM
And then his IQ has highly dropped down...



Maybe the gasoline is a drug... :-\ :o
possibly, i've seen some cutscenes in grand theft auto vice city that some kind of singer requests petrol for a part of their drug.
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: TheGameNinja on December 05, 2009, 06:34:35 AM
How smart could this kid be in the first place? Optimus doesn't even drink gas! Transformers run on Energon. :P
Where could he have gotten this idea?
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Chaos Swissroll on December 05, 2009, 06:48:18 AM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on December 05, 2009, 06:34:35 AM
How smart could this kid be in the first place? Optimus doesn't even drink gas! Transformers run on Energon. :P
Where could he have gotten this idea?
maybe there wasn't energon and he just came up with the idea that all machines run from those fuel :P
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: TheGameNinja on December 05, 2009, 06:52:14 AM
The kid's 14, so I doubt he has any experience with Transformers besides the new movies, and they only mention energon in those, so I don't think he knew about it. I guess he just assumed that since they turned into cars they ran on gas. WATCH BEAST WARS, KID!! XD
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Ioshyriku on December 05, 2009, 06:56:11 AM
this is a really odd story, does that kid know anything about transformers? and where did he get petrol from?
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Chaos Swissroll on December 05, 2009, 07:00:33 AM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on December 05, 2009, 06:52:14 AM
The kid's 14, so I doubt he has any experience with Transformers besides the new movies, and they only mention energon in those, so I don't think he knew about it. I guess he just assumed that since they turned into cars they ran on gas. WATCH BEAST WARS, KID!! XD
I doubt that he is a loyal fan, or else he'd watched all of those.

his brain died by the power of sexual petrol.

I guess he can run super fast now, *sports car passes by* oh that's him!
Quote from: Ioshyriku on December 05, 2009, 06:56:11 AM
this is a really odd story, does that kid know anything about transformers? and where did he get petrol from?
Read the article, he got his gas from his parents and neighbor(he stole from his neighbors)and from the motorbike
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: darkness shadow on December 05, 2009, 09:51:27 AM
god, that kid is a idiot, who in their right mind thinks that that would happen?
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Hakudamashi on December 05, 2009, 01:21:45 PM
Was he blonde?
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Chaos Swissroll on December 05, 2009, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: Windlessusher on December 05, 2009, 01:21:45 PM
Was he blonde?
AGAIN.Read the article, it says "CHINESE KID DRINKS GASOLINE TO BE MORE LIKE A TRANSFORMER"
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Hakudamashi on December 05, 2009, 05:15:41 PM
Quote from: Chaos Swissroll on December 05, 2009, 05:05:09 PM
AGAIN.Read the article, it says "CHINESE KID DRINKS GASOLINE TO BE MORE LIKE A TRANSFORMER"
His parents were blonde weren't they?
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: TheGameNinja on December 05, 2009, 05:52:07 PM
Quote from: Windlessusher on December 05, 2009, 05:15:41 PM
His parents were blonde weren't they?
I think he means that you don't see many blond Chinese people.
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Chaos Swissroll on December 06, 2009, 12:27:58 AM
Quote from: Windlessusher on December 05, 2009, 05:15:41 PM
His parents were blonde weren't they?
well if they were blonde then he's mix-raced not chinese or they dyed their hair...well i've seen chinese dye their hairs but they look like sh*t
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Hakudamashi on December 07, 2009, 10:03:57 AM
Quote from: Chaos Swissroll on December 06, 2009, 12:27:58 AM
well if they were blonde then he's mix-raced not chinese or they dyed their hair...well i've seen chinese dye their hairs but they look like sh*t
how are they positive he's straight Chinese?
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: sonicmaddave on December 07, 2009, 07:39:06 PM
I seriously doubt he would be blonde, from what I have seen all asians have black hair. I could be wrong though
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Chaos Swissroll on December 07, 2009, 10:07:17 PM
Quote from: sonicmaddave on December 07, 2009, 07:39:06 PM
I seriously doubt he would be blonde, from what I have seen all asians have black hair. I could be wrong though
Everybody is, unless they're mix-raced, have dyed their hair or so...

Quote from: Windlessusher on December 07, 2009, 10:03:57 AM
how are they positive he's straight Chinese?
Because it's from the local daily.
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: shaneme3 on December 10, 2009, 03:01:16 AM
Quote from: sonicmaddave on December 05, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
ARTICLE HERE. (http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/07/chinese-kid-drinks-gas-because-of-transformers)

Kid drinks petrol/gasoline to try and be like Optimus Prime. WTF! Yeah I know, from August, but still this is quite weird. D:


wow, just wow, and they wonder why their treated like idiots all the time, geez. wake up and smell the reality before your dead kid. geez how old was he?
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Chaos Swissroll on December 10, 2009, 03:25:53 AM
Quote from: shaneme3 on December 10, 2009, 03:01:16 AM
wow, just wow, and they wonder why their treated like idiots all the time, geez. wake up and smell the reality before your dead kid. geez how old was he?
......*takes a deep breath*

"READ THE MFKING ARTICLE!!!!!" DDDDDDDDDDDD:
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: sonicmaddave on December 10, 2009, 10:05:05 AM
Well for sure the kid is old enough to know better eh? :P
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: mieselle on December 13, 2009, 06:38:16 AM
weeeeird. o_O
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Barc on April 07, 2010, 01:22:50 PM
Quote from: mieselle on December 13, 2009, 06:38:16 AM
weeeeird. o_O

THAT´S WHAT hapens when kids wathc a lot of TV
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: rockout909 on April 07, 2010, 01:27:58 PM
lol, that is hilarious (that is me... NOT!)
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: TheGameNinja on April 07, 2010, 02:56:18 PM
Quote from: shadic the ultimate on April 07, 2010, 01:22:50 PM
THAT´S WHAT hapens when kids wathc a lot of TV
Huh. I've watched TV every day for years and I've never chugged gas.
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Tanassy on April 16, 2010, 05:19:59 AM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on April 07, 2010, 02:56:18 PM
Huh. I've watched TV every day for years and I've never chugged gas.
owned ;D
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Super Sonic Boom on April 16, 2010, 09:12:04 AM
Hehe, this sounds like one of the craziest things I heard yet... XD
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Jazz Nova on April 16, 2010, 10:51:52 AM
transformers addict
actually, past that level
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Super Sonic Boom on April 16, 2010, 10:56:11 AM
Quote from: Jazz Nova on April 16, 2010, 10:51:52 AM
transformers addict
actually, past that level

So does that mean he craps out cogs/gears?
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Jazz Nova on April 16, 2010, 11:17:50 AM
Quote from: Super Sonic Boom on April 16, 2010, 10:56:11 AM
So does that mean he craps out cogs/gears?
I dunno
maybe
XD
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Tanassy on April 16, 2010, 12:25:07 PM
and pisses oil XD
Title: Re: Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'
Post by: Barc on November 13, 2010, 07:15:47 AM
Quote from: DarkFusion on April 16, 2010, 05:19:59 AM
owned ;D

totally xD