Kid drinks petrol to be a 'transformer'

sonicmaddave · December 05, 2009, 02:35:30 AM

ARTICLE HERE.

Kid drinks petrol/gasoline to try and be like Optimus Prime. WTF! Yeah I know, from August, but still this is quite weird. D:

Chaos Swissroll · December 05, 2009, 03:34:52 AM

Quote from: sonicmaddave on December 05, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
ARTICLE HERE.

Kid drinks petrol/gasoline to try and be like Optimus Prime. WTF! Yeah I know, from August, but still this is quite weird. D:

the kid is high on petrol......good for him.

he spend the rest of his life being a retarded valiant warrior.

Sonic Jackson · December 05, 2009, 04:04:22 AM

And then his IQ has highly dropped down...

Maybe the gasoline is a drug... $:-\$

Tanassy · December 05, 2009, 04:06:26 AM

lol, cant figure 7+17 LOL

Chaos Swissroll · December 05, 2009, 04:07:15 AM

Quote from: SSS the 3 hedgehogs on December 05, 2009, 04:04:22 AM
And then his IQ has highly dropped down...

Maybe the gasoline is a drug... $:-\$

possibly, i've seen some cutscenes in grand theft auto vice city that some kind of singer requests petrol for a part of their drug.

TheGameNinja · December 05, 2009, 06:34:35 AM

How smart could this kid be in the first place? Optimus doesn't even drink gas! Transformers run on Energon.

Where could he have gotten this idea?

Chaos Swissroll · December 05, 2009, 06:48:18 AM

Quote from: TheGameNinja on December 05, 2009, 06:34:35 AM
How smart could this kid be in the first place? Optimus doesn't even drink gas! Transformers run on Energon.
Where could he have gotten this idea?

maybe there wasn't energon and he just came up with the idea that all machines run from those fuel

TheGameNinja · December 05, 2009, 06:52:14 AM

The kid's 14, so I doubt he has any experience with Transformers besides the new movies, and they only mention energon in those, so I don't think he knew about it. I guess he just assumed that since they turned into cars they ran on gas. WATCH BEAST WARS, KID!! XD

Ioshyriku · December 05, 2009, 06:56:11 AM

this is a really odd story, does that kid know anything about transformers? and where did he get petrol from?

Chaos Swissroll · December 05, 2009, 07:00:33 AM

Quote from: TheGameNinja on December 05, 2009, 06:52:14 AM
The kid's 14, so I doubt he has any experience with Transformers besides the new movies, and they only mention energon in those, so I don't think he knew about it. I guess he just assumed that since they turned into cars they ran on gas. WATCH BEAST WARS, KID!! XD

I doubt that he is a loyal fan, or else he'd watched all of those.

his brain died by the power of ~~sexual~~ petrol.

I guess he can run super fast now, *sports car passes by* oh that's him!

Quote from: Ioshyriku on December 05, 2009, 06:56:11 AM
this is a really odd story, does that kid know anything about transformers? and where did he get petrol from?

Read the article, he got his gas from his parents and neighbor(he stole from his neighbors)and from the motorbike

darkness shadow · December 05, 2009, 09:51:27 AM

god, that kid is a idiot, who in their right mind thinks that that would happen?

Hakudamashi · December 05, 2009, 01:21:45 PM

Was he blonde?

Chaos Swissroll · December 05, 2009, 05:05:09 PM

Quote from: Windlessusher on December 05, 2009, 01:21:45 PM
Was he blonde?

AGAIN.Read the article, it says "CHINESE KID DRINKS GASOLINE TO BE MORE LIKE A TRANSFORMER"

Hakudamashi · December 05, 2009, 05:15:41 PM

Quote from: Chaos Swissroll on December 05, 2009, 05:05:09 PM
AGAIN.Read the article, it says "CHINESE KID DRINKS GASOLINE TO BE MORE LIKE A TRANSFORMER"

His parents were blonde weren't they?

TheGameNinja · December 05, 2009, 05:52:07 PM

Quote from: Windlessusher on December 05, 2009, 05:15:41 PM
His parents were blonde weren't they?

I think he means that you don't see many blond Chinese people.