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You: A fish, baseball bat, or a sword
You: Pick one
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Pick one
You: Pick one or you die.
You: Do it.
You: now
You: you know you want to
You: you're curious what it'll do
You: Its tempting you
You: its eating you away inside
You: all you want to do
You: is to know
You: what happens
You: when you pick one.
You: Doooooo iiiiiiiiiiiittttt
You: Fish, baseball bat, or a sword.
You: pick one
You: We'll be here all night.
You: Pick one
You: It's going to kill you
You: if you dont
You: because you'll live the rest of your life
You: wondering
You: "What would've happened"
You: But you'll never know
You: because all you want to do
You: is go have sex with some random girl
You: its a shame
Stranger: ok
You: Fish, Sword, Baseball bat.
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You: A fish, baseball bat, or a sword
You: pick one
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Stranger: Can you tell me about the Chamber of Secrets?
You: Pick a weapon
You: no I cant
You: Pick a weapon
Stranger: M-16
You: Awesome.
You: *Shoots you with an M16*
You: RAMIREZ
You: DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH THIS EGG>
You: *Egg*
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You: Eat that pie
You: its full of poison
You: do it.
You: You know you want to.
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You: DONT DO IT
You: LISTEN TO ME
You: IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE
You: DONT
You: DO
You: IT
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You: *Explodes*
Stranger: Horny
You: Ew.
Stranger: Wanna fuck me
You: RAMIREZ, DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH THIS EGG
You: *Hands you the egg*
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You: Eat
You: a
You: cow
You: right now
You: in one bite.
You: Dont ask why
Stranger: yes master
You: the man with the money will show up
You: in a few hours
You: once you do.
You: Take the money and move to London
You: there a secret contact will meet with you
You: he goes by the name of
You: Potatoes.
You: after he hands you the diamond, do and do and sit on it until you die,
You: after you die we'll put you in a nice grave.
You: Note that this will only work after 2012 has happened.
You: Enjoy your cheat code to life.
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You: Go
You: eat a cow
You: in one bite
You: right now
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Stranger: bitch
You: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
Stranger: shut the fuck up and get naked, NOW!
You: RAAAAGGGEEEE
You: I WONT BECAUSE
You: YOU SUCK
You: >:O
Stranger: i ordered u
You: You can't even spell "You" right.
You: >: (
You: AND YOU'RE A STRANGER >: O
Stranger: it's slang you idiot
You: There is no slang in the dictionary. \
Stranger: now you have orders
Stranger: execute
You: You aren't Darth Vader. I can't follow your orders.
Stranger: u cant, you must
You: I MUST, NOT
Stranger: yes you do
Stranger: NOW!
You: YOUR HEAD JUST BLEW UP
You: FROM THE AWESOMNESS
You: OF TALKING TO ME
Stranger: get naked for me and shut up
You: Why would you want me to
You: I'm a dude.
Stranger: u bitch
Stranger: so fuck off
You: Rage face.
Stranger: and put a banana in your ear
You: *F3*
You: *F5*
You: >:O
You: RAAAAGGGEEEE
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: now
Stranger: i have ordered you to put a banana in your ear
You: RAMIREZ, DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH THIS EGG >:(
Stranger: EXECUTE! NOW!
You: DO WHAT I SAY, SOLDIER
Stranger: stupid
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: go cleaning the bath
You: DONT TALK TO YOUR COMMANDER LIKE THAT
Stranger: you are not a commander, you are only the bitch of the soldiers
Stranger: now they want to have fun, please them
You: *Points gun to your head* >:O
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: go
Stranger: now
You: Wh
You: why*
Stranger: why i said u to go
Stranger: and u must obey
You: Why must I?
Stranger: cuz you are a little shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cause you are a little shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cause your value is nothing
You: CHUCK NORRIS IS SO COOL
You: HE
You: ATE
You: A COW
You: IN ONE BITE
Stranger: you, are still talkin?
You: Yes.
Stranger: STUPID SHIT
You: Your insults are useless.
Stranger: IDIOT
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: U ARE USELESS
Stranger: REJECT
You: I'm invulnerable to insults.
You: I am
You: GLEECH
You: -RAGE-
Stranger: EMO
Stranger: YOU ARE EMO
You: Why thank you, kind sir :3
Stranger: EMO ARE SHIT
Stranger: GO CUT UR VEINS
You: Nah I like them un-cut :3
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You: do u watch wwe
Stranger: no
You: tna?
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Post Merge: February 15, 2010, 07:38:22 PM
You: hi
Stranger: whats the most fucked up thing you've ever done
You: do u watch wwe
You: um
You: hm
You: i hit someone in the head with a crowbar
You: y
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
Stranger: why was it just like a fight
You: OSHIT COPS
You: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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Only one word can describe this topic:
WIN.
xD
You: boo batista
You: and john cena
You: two fags fighting against eachother
You: i mean
You: randy orton beats there ass right?
Stranger: sorry
You: am i right?
You: yeah im right
Stranger: i dont know what you mean
You: well fuck you
You: im ranting on both of them so fuck you
Stranger: you are mad
Stranger: bech
You: let me rant you stupid fucking bitch ass nerd dickwad tittyface dick shut gum chewer noob leet licker poop eater
You: BOTH OF THEM SUCK ASS
You: TOO LATE U SLOW BYE
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You: OMG
You: IT'S YOU
Stranger: NO WAY!!!
Stranger: IT'S YOU!!!
You: OMG
You: HI
Stranger: i'm so happy the zombies didn't eat you!
Stranger: how did you escape?!
You: I did some things i'm not proud of...
Stranger: it's alright. the apocalypse nullifies all. even the pirates and the ninjas are getting along now.
You: Really? SWEEEEEEET!
Stranger: I KNOW.
You: How about George? Did he escape?
Stranger: George escaped the zombies, but had an unfortunate encounter with a rabid gopher and a woodchipper... the service is next sunday.
Stranger: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.
You: Oh, i'm sorry to hear that. And Jessie? I heard she ate an ENTIRE COW IN ONE BITE.
Stranger: Jessie wasn't in my group. But I don't put it past her. What about Leonard? He went with you, right?
You: Yus...he fell in a ditch...the bunnies didn't take long to finish him off....
You: *yes
You: Sorry, I can't spell today.
Stranger: CURSE THOSE RABBITS. They have no hearts... truly.
You: They truely are monsters...let us take a moment of silence.....
You: Moment over.
Stranger: let me just say this is the most amazing conversation i've had in my entire life.
You: Why thankyou. :)
Stranger: haha
You: But sadly it has to end. I have to go see Crystal...she hasn't been the same since we came back.....
Stranger: It's alright. Give her my condolences and this soggy dishtowel. She'll know.
Stranger: Go in peace. I pray we meet again.
You: See ya. ;)
You: And thanks.
You: For not being a jerk. :)
Stranger: Haha no problem. :)
Stranger: mysterymissions.com
Stranger: check it out... it led me here.
You: [email protected] you'll know me if you see me. xD
Stranger: sweet lol :)
You: See ya. :)
Figures, I always get stuck with the cool people. xD
Edit: I just realized I just gave some random guy my email. xD
Quote from: Gleech on February 15, 2010, 04:29:03 PM
There was an old topic like this before, cant find it now.
It actually goes from the bottom, up, but I'm too lazy to fix it.
Click here (http://omegle.com/) to go to Omegle.
lol
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Spit it out then.
You: I AM AN EVIL ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!
Stranger: OoooooOOh
You: OH NO! WELL, MY BROTHER IS SANTA!
Stranger: Are you the terminator?
You: NO, HE'S MY FATHER.
Stranger: The terminator's son isn't sant fool.
Stranger: And you're a slow typer for a fucking robot.
You: WE HAVE DIFFRENT DADS.
Stranger: NO WAY?!?!?!
You: I HAVE A VIRUS.
You: YES WAY.
Stranger: Aaaah. Makes sense.
Stranger: Who's your mother?
You: INORITE?
You: MY MOTHER IS HILLARY CLINTON.
Stranger: Of course she is: evil, and robot.
Stranger: HA.
Stranger: My mother is sarah Palin.
You: OMG.
Stranger: I love having a ho hockey mum
You: I CAN IMAGINE IT'D BE FUN.
Stranger: Hell yes. You?
Stranger: Is hilary a little bitch of a mother.
You: MY MOM SUCKS.
Stranger: Does she tell you not to play with Arabs?
Stranger: Does she tell you to discretely murder them?
Stranger: ..then hide their bodies in a ditch?
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE. BOOTING RESPONSE B7226....... YES
Stranger: Did she raise you to be a racist robot?
Stranger: Aaaaw. Habibi.
Stranger: Are you smarter child?
You: MY PROGRAMMING ALLOWS ME TO HATE ALL HUMANS EQUALLY.
You: AND NO, HE'S MY COUSIN.
Stranger: How about your feelings towards ghosts?
You: GHOSTS ARE COOL.
You: I MEET DEATH NOT TOO LONG AGO.
Stranger: Too bad. Cause you're stupid.
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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: im just chillin with some friends
Stranger: i was gonna help take a friend home
Stranger: ...
Stranger: but im tired
You: Oh, if I'm distracting you go ahead and disconnect, I won't cry.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: well
Stranger: i suppose that goes for me too
Stranger: i dont really know you so you wont hurt me
You: Well, at least not over the internet
Stranger: ...
Stranger: are you the one staring in my window
Stranger: ??
You: That depends, is he carrying a laptop?
Stranger: well
Stranger: somehow he is floating a desk...
You: No, sorry, that's not me then. I can't afford floating desks.
You: So...you might wanna check that out.
Stranger: hm
Stranger: thats not very reasuring
Stranger: cuz...
Stranger: i dont know him at all then
Stranger: i might have to beat the shit out of him
You: Don't do that, then you'd have to disconnect.
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: my dorm isnt that big
Stranger: id only have to cross the room
You: Oh, we'll then could I recommend a sledgehammer?
You: I'm sure you have one of those nearby.
Stranger: well i have large bludgiuning things
You: Those work well too, I suppose.
Stranger: i could use an amp
Stranger: but that would be expensive
You: Yeah. Plus once you get an amp inside their skin tissue, it's hard getting out.
You: And the sound is always muffled afterwards.
Stranger: yea... its not the same sound quality
Stranger: its kinda greesy
You: I told you a sledgehammer would be the best pick.
Stranger: i wish i could... but i dont have anything that large
Stranger: i guess my knife will have to do
You: I suppose that has a chance of hurting him if you use the sharp end.
Stranger: it should hurt him... its an 8 inch knife
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: i think im starting to sound creepy
Stranger: so i think ima go
Stranger: peace
You: Alright, bye.
I wonder if he ended up killing him...
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Stranger: only a real thug can stab a person till they die looking them straight in the eye
You: OMG
You: I'm scared now....
Stranger: why?
You: Did you kill a man?
You: Did you just talk to a guy who reccomended a sludge hammer?
Stranger: it was a manure hammer
You: Oh.
You: I was close.
Stranger: but you get no cigar.
You: Good, I don't smoke anyway.
Stranger: I hate this shit tbh.
You: tbh? Sorry, i'm not good at deciphering abbreviations.
Stranger: to be honest
You: Oh.
You: Why?
Stranger: it's just a battle for superiority. as long as I can live... and I work on myself... that's what matters to me.
Stranger: I'm thinking of going to a third world country to help with relief efforts.
You: You should. Help those in need.
Stranger: there is nothing holding me back
You: Nothing in your way.
You: Hello?
Stranger: yeah just contemplating
You: Oh. Carry on then. It's good to have some time to think.
Stranger: this is serious suff.
You: Yes.
You: But sadly, i'm not the smartest person.
You: So my opinion isn't worth much.
Stranger: there's always someone smarter in the next dimension
You: Yes.
You: I agree.
Stranger: I try not to trouble myself too much about it, though I have a bad habit of looking up and down
You: Sadly, i'm too tired to know what you mean, but theres always someone looking to help. :)
Stranger: I know that. There are bodhisattvas in every realm looking to free us from our suffering, if only we listen to them. We are the bodhisattvas.
You: Yes, I looked up the meaning of the word and now agree.
Stranger: so then anything going on with you?
You: Nope. Not really. lol
You: Just my boring everyday life.
Stranger: I bet you could make something happen
You: I dout it.
Stranger: to spice things up a little.
You: Meh. I'm not too good at starting conversastions. I got to go anyway. I have school tommorow. ;)
Stranger: me too. I"ll catch you on the flip side
You: jkid101094, if you see me don't be afraid to say hi. ;)
Stranger: what client
You: I'm not sure. I've never heard that term before.
Stranger: AIM, yahoo, msn
You: aol
You: [email protected]
Stranger: k
Stranger: mine is cultivatoroffear
Stranger: you can add me too
Stranger: what's your name?
You: I don't give out personal info. Sorry.
Stranger: hahaha
You: :)
Stranger: then think of an alias
You: My name is Justin. But I won't give my last.
You: And I gotta go, i've used up all my time for tonight. Untill we meet again. ;)
Stranger: see ya
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I'm a freindly person. :)
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: ?
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 36 male here
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Stranger: f?
You: M
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You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 12 m USA
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Quote from: SuperSonic12 on February 15, 2010, 06:16:12 PM
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: ?
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 36 male here
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Oh...asl means Age,Sex,Location. xD
Well I learned something new today. :D
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: You first
Stranger: uhh why??
You: M 12 USA
Stranger: LOL
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: Where are you in this world?
You: USA
Stranger: Me too. Oregon.
You: New York
Stranger: What are you interested in this evening?
Politics?
Religion?
Sex?
etc?
You: Politics
You: Asl
Stranger: 45 male
Stranger: and you?
You: 12 m
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi
You: 12 m USA
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 12:58:30 AM
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Stranger: hey there babe
You: Female
Stranger: you?
Stranger: I am too
You: Male
Stranger: umm
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: I have no clue what you're talking about
You: I'm a male
You: I was asking if you was a female
Stranger: you be gettin yo dick sucked lately?
You: No
Stranger: oh
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Age
Stranger: 17
You: 12
Stranger: you're joking...
You: For real
Stranger: damn dawg
Stranger: fuck dat shit
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Quote from: SuperSonic12 on February 15, 2010, 06:36:30 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: You first
Stranger: uhh why??
You: M 12 USA
Stranger: LOL
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: Where are you in this world?
You: USA
Stranger: Me too. Oregon.
You: New York
Stranger: What are you interested in this evening?
Politics?
Religion?
Sex?
etc?
You: Politics
You: Asl
Stranger: 45 male
Stranger: and you?
You: 12 m
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi
You: 12 m USA
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Stranger: hey there babe
You: Female
Stranger: you?
Stranger: I am too
You: Male
Stranger: umm
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: I have no clue what you're talking about
You: I'm a male
You: I was asking if you was a female
Stranger: you be gettin yo dick sucked lately?
You: No
Stranger: oh
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Age
Stranger: 17
You: 12
Stranger: you're joking...
You: For real
Stranger: damn dawg
Stranger: fuck dat shit
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LOL! I love how they all disconnected after to mentioned you were 12.
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You: Hi random stranger
Stranger: boy or girl
You: if i said boy would i crush your hopes?
Stranger: yes babe
You: well then im glad to do so :3
Stranger: well then put ur mam on
You: shes out shell be back after the other guys done with her
You: I'll tell her you were asking for her though
Stranger: where u from
You: UK
Stranger: what part
You: Northern Ireland
Stranger: me to where where like
You: O:
You: *blanked*
Stranger: *Blanked* are u a prod
You: i prefere not to get involved with that sort of thing~
Stranger: wel im am what age
You: 15 u?
Stranger: 16 what u look like
You: why are you going to hunt me down or something
Stranger: for the ride like
You: i see
You: but you wont get me that quickly, youll just get a kiss on the cheek on the first date
You: and we'll see how it goes from there
Stranger: i go stright for ride sorry
You: uck well thats a shame
You: maybe we could work out a comprimise
Stranger: blow jpb then
You: hmm only if you give me one first
Stranger: im alright
Stranger: are u on face book
You: nope O:
Stranger: bebo
You: i was but then it got boring
You: so i deleted it
Stranger: whats ur no.
You: a number? without even a first date? arnt you a pushy one child
my internet then died
and yes i did call someone older than me "child" so sue me x3
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: r u gay
You: why do you ask?
Stranger: because i'm in a fucking mood
You: awwww poor child
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this is what i get fer bein sympothetic
Quote from: Gleech on February 16, 2010, 03:09:30 AM
LOL! I love how they all disconnected after to mentioned you were 12.
I met a girl who was hot and 11. She asked me out. I couldn't reply because of this iPhone.
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you good?
You: I hit someone with a crowbar
Stranger: i lke it
Stranger: like
You: I hit our teacher
Stranger: you are cool
Stranger: but foolish
You: Do you know me?
You: It's me,Jason.From your class
Stranger: i know you are a boy
You: Of course i am,stupid
Stranger: but i am
You: I don't care
Stranger: i care
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You: I'LL KILL YOU
Stranger: hey. guy. 16. usa. horny.
You: WHERE DO YOU LIVE
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Stranger: hi
You: Hey there.
You: Guess what?
Stranger: what
You: I hit our teacher with a crowbar
Stranger: haha
Stranger: gd one
You: It's me,Jason!
You: From your class
Stranger: o hii
You: Yeah
You: ;)
You: Did you do that essay?For science?
Stranger: what about it
You: Did you do it?
Stranger: no i aint even started ut :/
Stranger: it
Stranger: u
You: I've started it
You: In the middle of it
Stranger: o cool what u got so far
You: I'm up to the plants and all that. -_-
Stranger: o
You: yeah
You: Why do you hate Sarah?
Stranger: coz shes a *****
Stranger: she tryed to kiss alex
You: Thats weird
Stranger: yhh
Stranger: my bf :(
You: Yeah,i know that
Stranger: o he must if told u
You: Yeah,he told me he like Sarah more
Stranger: what
Stranger: u tell him were over
You: At school.And over msn
Stranger: yh
You: It looks like Alex likes being around Sarah
Stranger: well alex can **** if
Stranger: of
You: Isn't he your boyfriend? :S
Stranger: no not anymore he aint
Stranger: bye
You: Bye
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Classics xD And my real name isn't Jason.And i don't know these people.
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Asl
Stranger: 16 f usa
You: Dang
You: 12 m us
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/m/90622r/1
Stranger: this is what i look like
You: Ok
You: So...
Stranger: ...
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 11:08:47 AM
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Stranger: I made a promise Mr. Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
You: Ok
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First:
You: BOO!
Stranger: AAAAH!
Second:
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: http://www.fabbricantidiuniversi.it/harrypotter/immagini/voldemort1.jpg
Stranger: isnt he sexy
You: no
You: I am.
Stranger: u are?
Stranger: show me.
You: Okay. One sec.
You: http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q3/Misselaineous10/robotnikmodel.png
Stranger: uh.. no.. lord voldemort is way sexier than u.
You: I AM THE EGGMAN! I HAVE THE MASTER PLAN!!
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I'm going to start naming these.
This one's called "A Chat with a 9 Year Old Pervert with a Mouth on Him."
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: Hi asl, I'm Tenchi.
Stranger: r u asian ?
You: Sure!
Stranger: i hate asians........ do u have boobs?
You: I... I guess... technically everyone has mammary tissue.
Stranger: u son of a bitch no1 cares .
You: I love you asl!
Stranger: okay .
Stranger: cooooooooooool
You: Now you say it. Then give me a dollar and we'll dance!
Stranger: i dont want to dance dipshit .
You: Ariba! EVERYBODY MOMBO!!
Stranger: UR ON CRACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You: I am on speed, thank you very much. Cuz I GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GOGOGOGOGOGOGO SONIC X!!
Stranger: with ur mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 03:51:13 PM
"Barney meets Matt who Lives in a Hotel"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there!
Stranger: Hi
You: What's your name little boy?
Stranger: Matt
You: Hello Matt! Your my best friend!!
Stranger: Thanks
You: Today, Matt, we're going to lear about cleaning our rooms!
You: Now sing with me, Matt! Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share! Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share!
Stranger: I stay in a hotel..... My room gets cleaned for me
You: We sure had fun today, huh Matt?
Stranger: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 03:58:05 PM
"The Spelling Lesson"
Stranger: hey
You: Wassu wassup wassup?
Stranger: m/f?
You: w
You: t
You: f
Stranger: u sppelled it wrong idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:01:26 PM
"Simba Doesn't Like the PokeRap"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!
You: OK, guys, we gotta rap some Pokémon.
You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part.
Let's get it on!
You: I want to be the best
there ever was.
To beat all the rest, yeah,
that's my cause.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:05:02 PM
"Chick be Dissin' mah YouTube Poop"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Luigi!
Stranger: girl
You: Look! It's from Bowser!
Stranger: age
You: I hope you brought lots of spaghetti!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
"I Guess He Don't Feel Me"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Wassup homie?
Stranger: what?
You: I'm straight up chillin', YOU FEEL ME?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:11:31 PM
"Lost Hearing Aid"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: What?
Stranger: what>
You: WHat?
Stranger: WHAT#
You: Wut
Stranger: your wierd
You: What?!
Stranger: yeeeeeah thats what i thought
You: I can't hear ya sonny, you'll have to speak up!
Stranger: no thanks. i dont talk to strangers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:17:27 PM
"Apathy is Death"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hei
Stranger: rise n shine..
You: Good morning!
Stranger: jeez is it
You: No, it's night, now! Buyt that's good too!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hope it is
Stranger: what r u up to?
You: I'm high on life!
Stranger: hah how good for you
You: And crack!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so i figured
Stranger: i'm workin them bottles
You: I feel like I could run a marathon1
Stranger: so it keeps gettin bettern better
Stranger: haha you go work it!
You: Yeah! Get some!
Stranger: Yup just killed a redwine bottle, jeez, startin 2nd beer as for now
Stranger: Cheers!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: what r u up to? just bein high on crack n doin nuthin?
You: I'm driving right now!
Stranger: silly..
You: I can do anything!
Stranger: whatever
You: I bet I can fly!
Stranger: whatever
You: I'm going to try!
Stranger: whatever
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:42:34 PM
"The Epic of the Brown Ranger: His Hardship, His Legal Issues, His Fall from Grace, and the Return."
You: Hello? This is of the utmost importance!
Stranger: my name is poo. whats urs?
You: Are you a teenager with attitude?!
Stranger: yes commander
You: I am Zordon, and I need you to be a Power Ranger!
Stranger: i'll have to transform from my ninja turtle attire.
Stranger: i am ready captain
You: Wait, we can't have a Turtles/Rangers crossover. The legal issues would be horrible.
Stranger: thus the transformtaion
You: So you're a Transformer, too? Gah, this will be a paperwork nightmare.
Stranger: DNA as of now is 100 percent ranger. lawyers on standby
You: Oh well, I AM Zordon, what do I care. You are now the Brown Ranger! Your Zord is a giant turd!
Stranger: but that was my turtle mission!
Stranger: oy vay!
You: It combines with the others by shotting up its butt.
Stranger: anus?
Stranger: got it
You: It can be fired at the enemy like... like a ball of crap!
Stranger: shitball!
Stranger: love it!
You: Good, you'll be inside it, after all.
Stranger: covered in a safety net of piss
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: are you my target sir?
Stranger: ma'am?
Stranger: ?
You: Now go and fight! ANd when you do, say, "In the name of the moon I will punish you! Moon prism power!"
Stranger: fuck it.
Stranger: i'll just eat it
You: Yes! Ingest the Turd-Zord and gain it's power! That is your Ultimate Secret Techinque!!
Stranger: i think ur stealing my ideas. i may have to throw the turd-zord at you...and kill you.
Stranger: sorry turd master
Stranger: moon beam fuckity whatever!
Stranger: HAYAH!
You: I am Zordon! I live in a giant crystal with a projector in it! I sleep on metal! I command teenagers with giant robots! You cannot defeat me!!
Stranger: i can eat you.
You: Not if I eat you first! NOMNOMNOM
Stranger: i'm too young for you.
Stranger: i'm faster
Stranger: and stronger
Stranger: and a better looking turd
Stranger: IEATYOU!!
You: Y'know what. I'm taking back the Zord. You jerk. You smelly jerk. You big smelly jerk.
Stranger: well, i liked being a ninja turtle better anyway.
Stranger: that transformation was such a hastle
You: Death Beam! *pew pew*
Stranger: TURD FART!
You: You're dead woman.
Stranger: POW
Stranger: YOU DEAD OLD MAN
You: I'm not old, jus big boned!
Stranger: AND FAT
You: Not fat, just old!
Stranger: and stupid
You: Ur stoopid!
Stranger: UR poopid
You: You made me sad. :'(
Stranger: rub some dirt in it
You: Whut?
Stranger: woah.
Stranger: u don't know where thats from
Stranger: now thats making me sad
Stranger: i don't even like that movie
You: Here, this picture of someone in a bikin is yours, for lasting this long
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: disregard tha
Stranger: what?
You: http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q3/Misselaineous10/robotnikmodel.png
Stranger: no thanks.
Stranger: i dont roll that way
You: You don't like bikinis?
Stranger: only on me
You: Well, this person looks a lot like you, I'm sure.
Stranger: SIKE
Stranger: it is me
You: Who?
Stranger: your mom
You: Which one?
Stranger: have 5/
Stranger: ?
You: y74302
You: !?
Stranger: say quoi?
You: Si, es muy divertida! Mi llamo es senor piso mojado!
Stranger: je ne parle pas espanol mais je sais que tu es mal a espanol.
You: Tu es un culo!
Stranger: tu est un acnee
You: Thank you, I love you too.
Stranger: kisses
You: Good bye, my love. May we meet again!
Stranger: avoir
Stranger: senior
Stranger: fat old guy
You: piso mojado means wet floor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Okay, I'm done with this... for now.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: sup?
You: Not much
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: me neither
You: I'm a dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Next time I'm gonna pretend to be a girl and see how it goes.
Seriously, why do these guys even try. There are sex chat sites, it's not like Omegle is their only choice. They've probably chased off all the girls anyway.
EDIT:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi how are you?
You: Fine, how about you?
Stranger: good good
Stranger: asl?
You: ...I'm a guy.
Stranger: pics?
You: I'm afraid not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...was that a girl who was about to jerk do what girls do to a picture of me? Maybe those perverts manage to have their fun on Omegle after all.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'm ryan
You: lol, k
Stranger: Your name
You: Bob
Stranger: You seem like an asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This was literally one convo...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: sex - yes please :)
You: JK
Stranger: lmaoo! xD
You: male
Stranger: femalee
Stranger: 14
You: lol
Stranger: hbu?
You: not too far off
Stranger: huh? lol
You: my age isn't too far off from yours
Stranger: lol. okayy, so where you from
You: Earth
Stranger: niceee im from pluto
You: better than Uranus
Stranger: lmaooxD
You: hehehe
Stranger: im from usa.
You: same
Stranger: nj
You: that's as far as I will go
Stranger: lol. kayss
Stranger: so whats up
You: the roof above my head?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: yo
Stranger: just so you know, i'm a guy.
You: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: nice unclean shoes
You: there, dirty talk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey ;) are you a horny female with msn and cam? ;) 17/m/uk ... asl?
You: no
Stranger: dam
You: I'm a guy, that wouldn't work
You: and I'm not gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: what's up
You: Not much, you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: how was your day
You: Average I suppose
Stranger: oh that's
Stranger: average i guess
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm not horny
Stranger: um
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you're kinda boring
You: Well sooooooooooorry
Stranger: you saying sorry doesn't really make you more interesting
You: Well were you expecting someone who spends their days shooting flying unicorns out of the sky while riding a top a bullet-shooting dragon and is able to call something like that average?
You: Because that's certainly not me.
Stranger: that would be nice, but i was kind of hoping for someone who could hold conversation
You: Well I'm sure I could if you gave me something interesting to talk about.
Stranger: why is it my job
You: Because I'm bad at stuff like that.
Stranger: in turn that makes you boring
You: I...I guess I am sort of boring...
Stranger: it's ok, you have the power to change it
You: I wish, but I don't know how!
Stranger: i wish i could help you, but i'm no miracle worker
Stranger: your future is bright though
Stranger: i'm expecting big things out of you, kid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
*sob*
EDIT:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY GIRLFRIEND
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE PIE
Stranger: I LIKE PIE
Stranger: DOES YOU'RE MOM LIKE PIE
Stranger: CAUSE I BET SHE DOES LIKE PIE
You: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Stranger: IF SHE LIKES PIE
Stranger: I LOVE YOU'RE MOM
You: My mother does occasionally enjoy pie.
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE PIE ?
Stranger: CAUSE I LIKE PIE (:
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/male/canada
Stranger: ohh canda!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: CANADA
Stranger: RULES
Stranger: 9 F BC
You: GO CANADA!
Stranger: WOOOO !
Stranger: CANADA
Stranger: VANCOUVER
Stranger: 2010
Stranger: WINTER OLYIMPIC GAMES !
You: GO FOR GOLD!
Stranger: I LIVE IN VANCOUVER!
Stranger: whats you're name
You: My name is Eli
Stranger: Oh . Nice and rare name (:
Stranger: Mine is Jacqueline ,
You: Also nice and...not quite as rare as mine.
Stranger: Mmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: Wats up ?
Stranger: do u live in vancouver ?
You: Nope, all the way in Ontario
Stranger: awe
Stranger: too bad bub
Stranger: do u have a friend named
Stranger: Megan George
Stranger: My cousin
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: LOL
You: I'm afraid I don't.
Stranger: Oh well..
Stranger: are u nice
You: Why yes, I am
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: !!
Stranger: well.
Stranger: IM BORED
You: SO AM I
Stranger: Are you a regular person
Stranger: Cause ALMOST all the people in Omegle are perves
You: Luckily for you I am not like most people
Stranger: mmmhhmmm
Stranger: LUCKY FOR U
Stranger: IM NORMAL
Stranger: BUT RIGHT NOW
Stranger: IM ON POT !
Stranger: JKZ
Stranger: i just like to be crazy..
Stranger: Im nine.
Stranger: so... Thats why
You: You certainly are a crazy nine year old.
Stranger: (:
Stranger: Why thank you
Stranger: wait ..
Stranger: was that sppoused too be rude ?
Stranger: DO you know Daisy1777 on youtube
You: No, of course not.
You: No, I'm afraid I don't.
Stranger: (:
Stranger: Okay cause daisy1777 is me !
You: Oh really? I guess I'll have to check it out then.
Stranger: okay (:
Stranger: Do you have youtube ?
You: Yes I do.
Stranger: okay'
You: It's 'scuzzyneighbour' in case you are interested.
Stranger: okay
You: So...I'm gonna go now, but it was fun talking to you.
You: See ya.
You have disconnected.
Certainly an interesting nine year old.
Quote from: Gleech on February 15, 2010, 04:29:03 PM
There was an old topic like this before, cant find it now.
It actually goes from the bottom convo, up, but I'm too lazy to fix it.
Click here (http://omegle.com/) to go to Omegle.
QuoteYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bitch
You: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
Stranger: shut the fuck up and get naked, NOW!
You: RAAAAGGGEEEE
You: I WONT BECAUSE
You: YOU SUCK
You: >:O
Stranger: i ordered u
You: You can't even spell "You" right.
You: >: (
You: AND YOU'RE A STRANGER >: O
Stranger: it's slang you idiot
You: There is no slang in the dictionary. \
Stranger: now you have orders
Stranger: execute
You: You aren't Darth Vader. I can't follow your orders.
Stranger: u cant, you must
You: I MUST, NOT
Stranger: yes you do
Stranger: NOW!
You: YOUR HEAD JUST BLEW UP
You: FROM THE AWESOMNESS
You: OF TALKING TO ME
Stranger: get naked for me and shut up
You: Why would you want me to
You: I'm a dude.
Stranger: u bitch
Stranger: so fuck off
You: Rage face.
Stranger: and put a banana in your ear
You: *F3*
You: *F5*
You: >:O
You: RAAAAGGGEEEE
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: now
Stranger: i have ordered you to put a banana in your ear
You: RAMIREZ, DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH THIS EGG Angry
Stranger: EXECUTE! NOW!
You: DO WHAT I SAY, SOLDIER
Stranger: stupid
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: go cleaning the bath
You: DONT TALK TO YOUR COMMANDER LIKE THAT
Stranger: you are not a commander, you are only the bitch of the soldiers
Stranger: now they want to have fun, please them
You: *Points gun to your head* >:O
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: go
Stranger: now
You: Wh
You: why*
Stranger: why i said u to go
Stranger: and u must obey
You: Why must I?
Stranger: cuz you are a little shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cause you are a little shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cause your value is nothing
You: CHUCK NORRIS IS SO COOL
You: HE
You: ATE
You: A COW
You: IN ONE BITE
Stranger: you, are still talkin?
You: Yes.
Stranger: STUPID SHIT
You: Your insults are useless.
Stranger: IDIOT
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: U ARE USELESS
Stranger: REJECT
You: I'm invulnerable to insults.
You: I am
You: GLEECH
You: -RAGE-
Stranger: EMO
Stranger: YOU ARE EMO
You: Why thank you, kind sir :3
Stranger: EMO ARE SHIT
Stranger: GO CUT UR VEINS
You: Nah I like them un-cut :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
my god, i laughed at the bolded sentance it makes me laugh xDD