Omegle win

[Gleech]

There was an old topic like this before, cant find it now.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A fish, baseball bat, or a sword
You: Pick one
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Pick one
You: Pick one or you die.
You: Do it.
You: now
You: you know you want to
You: you're curious what it'll do
You: Its tempting you
You: its eating you away inside
You: all you want to do
You: is to know
You: what happens
You: when you pick one.
You: Doooooo iiiiiiiiiiiittttt
You: Fish, baseball bat, or a sword.
You: pick one
You: We'll be here all night.
You: Pick one
You: It's going to kill you
You: if you dont
You: because you'll live the rest of your life
You: wondering
You: "What would've happened"
You: But you'll never know
You: because all you want to do
You: is go have sex with some random girl
You: its a shame
Stranger: ok
You: Fish, Sword, Baseball bat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A fish, baseball bat, or a sword
You: pick one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Can you tell me about the Chamber of Secrets?
You: Pick a weapon
You: no I cant
You: Pick a weapon
Stranger: M-16
You: Awesome.
You: *Shoots you with an M16*
You: RAMIREZ
You: DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH THIS EGG>
You: *Egg*
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Eat that pie
You: its full of poison
You: do it.
You: You know you want to.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT DO IT
You: LISTEN TO ME
You: IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE
You: DONT
You: DO
You: IT
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *Explodes*
Stranger: Horny
You: Ew.
Stranger: Wanna fuck me
You: RAMIREZ, DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH THIS EGG
You: *Hands you the egg*
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Eat
You: a
You: cow
You: right now
You: in one bite.
You: Dont ask why
Stranger: yes master
You: the man with the money will show up
You: in a few hours
You: once you do.
You: Take the money and move to London
You: there a secret contact will meet with you
You: he goes by the name of
You: Potatoes.
You: after he hands you the diamond, do and do and sit on it until you die,
You: after you die we'll put you in a nice grave.
You: Note that this will only work after 2012 has happened.
You: Enjoy your cheat code to life.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Go
You: eat a cow
You: in one bite
You: right now
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bitch
You: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
Stranger: shut the fuck up and get naked, NOW!
You: RAAAAGGGEEEE
You: I WONT BECAUSE
You: YOU SUCK
You: >:O
Stranger: i ordered u
You: You can't even spell "You" right.
You: >: (
You: AND YOU'RE A STRANGER >: O
Stranger: it's slang you idiot
You: There is no slang in the dictionary. \
Stranger: now you have orders
Stranger: execute
You: You aren't Darth Vader. I can't follow your orders.
Stranger: u cant, you must
You: I MUST, NOT
Stranger: yes you do
Stranger: NOW!
You: YOUR HEAD JUST BLEW UP
You: FROM THE AWESOMNESS
You: OF TALKING TO ME
Stranger: get naked for me and shut up
You: Why would you want me to
You: I'm a dude.
Stranger: u bitch
Stranger: so fuck off
You: Rage face.
Stranger: and put a banana in your ear
You: *F3*
You: *F5*
You: >:O
You: RAAAAGGGEEEE
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: now
Stranger: i have ordered you to put a banana in your ear
You: RAMIREZ, DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH THIS EGG
Stranger: EXECUTE! NOW!
You: DO WHAT I SAY, SOLDIER
Stranger: stupid
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: go cleaning the bath
You: DONT TALK TO YOUR COMMANDER LIKE THAT
Stranger: you are not a commander, you are only the bitch of the soldiers
Stranger: now they want to have fun, please them
You: *Points gun to your head* >:O
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: go
Stranger: now
You: Wh
You: why*
Stranger: why i said u to go
Stranger: and u must obey
You: Why must I?
Stranger: cuz you are a little shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cause you are a little shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cause your value is nothing
You: CHUCK NORRIS IS SO COOL
You: HE
You: ATE
You: A COW
You: IN ONE BITE
Stranger: you, are still talkin?
You: Yes.
Stranger: STUPID SHIT
You: Your insults are useless.
Stranger: IDIOT
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: U ARE USELESS
Stranger: REJECT
You: I'm invulnerable to insults.
You: I am
You: GLEECH
You: -RAGE-
Stranger: EMO
Stranger: YOU ARE EMO
You: Why thank you, kind sir :3
Stranger: EMO ARE SHIT
Stranger: GO CUT UR VEINS
You: Nah I like them un-cut :3
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It actually goes from the bottom convo, up, but I'm too lazy to fix it.

Click here to go to Omegle.

[JetTheHawk]

You: do u watch wwe
Stranger: no
You: tna?
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Post Merge: February 15, 2010, 07:38:22 PM
You: hi
Stranger: whats the most fucked up thing you've ever done
You: do u watch wwe
You: um
You: hm
You: i hit someone in the head with a crowbar
You: y
Stranger: seriously?
You: yes
Stranger: why was it just like a fight
You: OSHIT COPS
You: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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[jkid101094]

Only one word can describe this topic:

WIN.

xD

[JetTheHawk]

You: boo batista
You: and john cena
You: two fags fighting against eachother
You: i mean
You: randy orton beats there ass right?
Stranger: sorry   
You: am i right?
You: yeah im right
Stranger: i dont know   what you  mean
You: well fuck you
You: im ranting on both of them so fuck you
Stranger:    you are mad
Stranger: bech
You: let me rant you stupid fucking bitch ass nerd dickwad tittyface dick shut gum chewer noob leet licker poop eater
You: BOTH OF THEM SUCK ASS
You: TOO LATE U SLOW BYE

[jkid101094]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OMG
You: IT'S YOU
Stranger: NO WAY!!!
Stranger: IT'S YOU!!!
You: OMG
You: HI
Stranger: i'm so happy the zombies didn't eat you!
Stranger: how did you escape?!
You: I did some things i'm not proud of...
Stranger: it's alright. the apocalypse nullifies all. even the pirates and the ninjas are getting along now.
You: Really? SWEEEEEEET!
Stranger: I KNOW.
You: How about George? Did he escape?
Stranger: George escaped the zombies, but had an unfortunate encounter with a rabid gopher and a woodchipper... the service is next sunday.
Stranger: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.
You: Oh, i'm sorry to hear that. And Jessie? I heard she ate an ENTIRE COW IN ONE BITE.
Stranger: Jessie wasn't in my group. But I don't put it past her. What about Leonard? He went with you, right?
You: Yus...he fell in a ditch...the bunnies didn't take long to finish him off....
You: *yes
You: Sorry, I can't spell today.
Stranger: CURSE THOSE RABBITS. They have no hearts... truly.
You: They truely are monsters...let us take a moment of silence.....
You: Moment over.
Stranger: let me just say this is the most amazing conversation i've had in my entire life.
You: Why thankyou.
Stranger: haha
You: But sadly it has to end. I have to go see Crystal...she hasn't been the same since we came back.....
Stranger: It's alright. Give her my condolences and this soggy dishtowel. She'll know.
Stranger: Go in peace. I pray we meet again.
You: See ya.
You: And thanks.
You: For not being a jerk.
Stranger: Haha no problem.
Stranger: mysterymissions.com
Stranger: check it out... it led me here.
You: [email protected] you'll know me if you see me. xD
Stranger: sweet lol
You: See ya.

Figures, I always get stuck with the cool people. xD

Edit: I just realized I just gave some random guy my email. xD

[SuperSonic23]

There was an old topic like this before, cant find it now.

It actually goes from the bottom, up, but I'm too lazy to fix it.

Click here to go to Omegle.

lol

[jkid101094]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Spit it out then.
You: I AM AN EVIL ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!
Stranger: OoooooOOh
You: OH NO! WELL, MY BROTHER IS SANTA!
Stranger: Are you the terminator?
You: NO, HE'S MY FATHER.
Stranger: The terminator's son isn't sant fool.
Stranger: And you're a slow typer for a fucking robot.
You: WE HAVE DIFFRENT DADS.
Stranger: NO WAY?!?!?!
You: I HAVE A VIRUS.
You: YES WAY.
Stranger: Aaaah. Makes sense.
Stranger: Who's your mother?
You: INORITE?
You: MY MOTHER IS HILLARY CLINTON.
Stranger: Of course she is: evil, and robot.
Stranger: HA.
Stranger: My mother is sarah Palin.
You: OMG.
Stranger: I love having a ho hockey mum
You: I CAN IMAGINE IT'D BE FUN.
Stranger: Hell yes. You?
Stranger: Is hilary a little bitch of a mother.
You: MY MOM SUCKS.
Stranger: Does she tell you not to play with Arabs?
Stranger: Does she tell you to discretely murder them?
Stranger: ..then hide their bodies in a ditch?
You: DOES NOT COMPUTE. BOOTING RESPONSE B7226....... YES
Stranger: Did she raise you to be a racist robot?
Stranger: Aaaaw. Habibi.
Stranger: Are you smarter child?
You: MY PROGRAMMING ALLOWS ME TO HATE ALL HUMANS EQUALLY.
You: AND NO, HE'S MY COUSIN.
Stranger: How about your feelings towards ghosts?
You: GHOSTS ARE COOL.
You: I MEET DEATH NOT TOO LONG AGO.
Stranger: Too bad. Cause you're stupid.
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[Elija2]

You:  Hello
Stranger: hi
You: What's up?
Stranger: im just chillin with some friends
Stranger: i was gonna help take a friend home
Stranger: ...
Stranger: but im tired
You: Oh, if I'm distracting you go ahead and disconnect, I won't cry.
Stranger: huh
Stranger: well
Stranger: i suppose that goes for me too
Stranger: i dont really know you so you wont hurt me
You: Well, at least not over the internet
Stranger: ...
Stranger: are you the one staring in my window
Stranger: ??
You: That depends, is he carrying a laptop?
Stranger: well
Stranger: somehow he is floating a desk...
You: No, sorry, that's not me then. I can't afford floating desks.
You: So...you might wanna check that out.
Stranger: hm
Stranger: thats not very reasuring
Stranger: cuz...
Stranger: i dont know him at all then
Stranger: i might have to beat the shit out of him
You: Don't do that, then you'd have to disconnect.
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: my dorm isnt that big
Stranger: id only have to cross the room
You: Oh, we'll then could I recommend a sledgehammer?
You: I'm sure you have one of those nearby.
Stranger: well i have large bludgiuning things
You: Those work well too, I suppose.
Stranger: i could use an amp
Stranger: but that would be expensive
You: Yeah. Plus once you get an amp inside their skin tissue, it's hard getting out.
You: And the sound is always muffled afterwards.
Stranger: yea... its not the same sound quality
Stranger: its kinda greesy
You: I told you a sledgehammer would be the best pick.
Stranger: i wish i could... but i dont have anything that large
Stranger: i guess my knife will have to do
You: I suppose that has a chance of hurting him if you use the sharp end.
Stranger: it should hurt him... its an 8 inch knife
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: i think im starting to sound creepy
Stranger: so i think ima go
Stranger: peace
You: Alright, bye.


I wonder if he ended up killing him...

[jkid101094]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: only a real thug can stab a person till they die looking them straight in the eye
You: OMG
You: I'm scared now....
Stranger: why?
You: Did you kill a man?
You: Did you just talk to a guy who reccomended a sludge hammer?
Stranger: it was a manure hammer
You: Oh.
You: I was close.
Stranger: but you get no cigar.
You: Good, I don't smoke anyway.
Stranger: I hate this shit tbh.
You: tbh? Sorry, i'm not good at deciphering abbreviations.
Stranger: to be honest
You: Oh.
You: Why?
Stranger: it's just a battle for superiority. as long as I can live... and I work on myself... that's what matters to me.
Stranger: I'm thinking of going to a third world country to help with relief efforts.
You: You should. Help those in need.
Stranger: there is nothing holding me back
You: Nothing in your way.
You: Hello?
Stranger: yeah just contemplating
You: Oh. Carry on then. It's good to have some time to think.
Stranger: this is serious suff.
You: Yes.
You: But sadly, i'm not the smartest person.
You: So my opinion isn't worth much.
Stranger: there's always someone smarter in the next dimension
You: Yes.
You: I agree.
Stranger: I try not to trouble myself too much about it, though I have a bad habit of looking up and down
You: Sadly, i'm too tired to know what you mean, but theres always someone looking to help.
Stranger: I know that. There are bodhisattvas in every realm looking to free us from our suffering, if only we listen to them. We are the bodhisattvas.
You: Yes, I looked up the meaning of the word and now agree.
Stranger: so then anything going on with you?
You: Nope. Not really. lol
You: Just my boring everyday life.
Stranger: I bet you could make something happen
You: I dout it.
Stranger: to spice things up a little.
You: Meh. I'm not too good at starting conversastions. I got to go anyway. I have school tommorow.
Stranger: me too. I"ll catch you on the flip side
You: jkid101094, if you see me don't be afraid to say hi.
Stranger: what client
You: I'm not sure. I've never heard that term before.
Stranger: AIM, yahoo, msn
You: aol
You: [email protected]
Stranger: k
Stranger: mine is cultivatoroffear
Stranger: you can add me too
Stranger: what's your name?
You: I don't give out personal info. Sorry.
Stranger: hahaha
You:
Stranger: then think of an alias
You: My name is Justin. But I won't give my last.
You: And I gotta go, i've used up all my time for tonight. Untill we meet again.
Stranger: see ya
You have disconnected.

I'm a freindly person.

[SuperSonic23]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: ?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 36 male here
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 12:19:25 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f?
You: M
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 12 m USA
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[jkid101094]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: ?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 36 male here
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Oh...asl means Age,Sex,Location. xD

Well I learned something new today.

[SuperSonic23]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: You first
Stranger: uhh why??
You: M 12 USA
Stranger: LOL
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: Where are you in this world?
You: USA
Stranger: Me too. Oregon.
You: New York
Stranger: What are you interested in this evening?
Politics?
Religion?
Sex?
etc?
You: Politics
You: Asl
Stranger: 45 male
Stranger: and you?
You: 12 m
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi
You: 12 m USA
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 12:58:30 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there babe
You: Female
Stranger: you?
Stranger: I am too
You: Male
Stranger: umm
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: I have no clue what you're talking about
You: I'm a male
You: I was asking if you was a female
Stranger: you be gettin yo dick sucked lately?
You: No
Stranger: oh
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Age
Stranger: 17
You: 12
Stranger: you're joking...
You: For real
Stranger: damn dawg
Stranger: fuck dat shit
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[Gleech]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: You first
Stranger: uhh why??
You: M 12 USA
Stranger: LOL
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: Where are you in this world?
You: USA
Stranger: Me too. Oregon.
You: New York
Stranger: What are you interested in this evening?
Politics?
Religion?
Sex?
etc?
You: Politics
You: Asl
Stranger: 45 male
Stranger: and you?
You: 12 m
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 12:51:05 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi
You: 12 m USA
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 12:58:30 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there babe
You: Female
Stranger: you?
Stranger: I am too
You: Male
Stranger: umm
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: I have no clue what you're talking about
You: I'm a male
You: I was asking if you was a female
Stranger: you be gettin yo dick sucked lately?
You: No
Stranger: oh
Stranger: damn
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: Age
Stranger: 17
You: 12
Stranger: you're joking...
You: For real
Stranger: damn dawg
Stranger: fuck dat shit
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LOL! I love how they all disconnected after to mentioned you were 12.

[NiGHTS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi random stranger
Stranger: boy or girl
You: if i said boy would i crush your hopes?
Stranger: yes babe
You: well then im glad to do so :3
Stranger: well then put ur mam on
You: shes out shell be back after the other guys done with her
You: I'll tell her you were asking for her though
Stranger: where u from
You: UK
Stranger: what part
You: Northern Ireland
Stranger: me to where where like
You: O:
You: *blanked*
Stranger: *Blanked* are u a prod
You: i prefere not to get involved with that sort of thing~
Stranger: wel im am what age
You: 15 u?
Stranger: 16 what u look like
You: why are you going to hunt me down or something
Stranger:  for the ride like
You: i see
You: but you wont get me that quickly, youll just get a kiss on the cheek on the first date
You: and we'll see how it goes from there
Stranger: i go stright for ride sorry
You: uck well thats a shame
You: maybe we could work out a comprimise
Stranger: blow jpb then
You: hmm only if you give me one first
Stranger: im alright
Stranger: are u on face book
You: nope O:
Stranger: bebo
You: i was but then it got boring
You: so i deleted it
Stranger: whats ur no.
You: a number? without even a first date? arnt you a pushy one child

my internet then died

and yes i did call someone older than me "child" so sue me x3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: r u gay
You: why do you ask?
Stranger: because i'm in a fucking mood
You: awwww poor child
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this is what i get fer bein sympothetic

[SuperSonic23]

LOL! I love how they all disconnected after to mentioned you were 12.

I met a girl who was hot and 11. She asked me out. I couldn't reply because of this iPhone.