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GENERAL => Spam => Topic started by: CradledEggle on Mar 29, 2010 05:45 PM

Title: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: CradledEggle on Mar 29, 2010 05:45 PM
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7000000/Justin-Bieber-justin-bieber-7011899-493-604.jpg)

Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation
People think its cute when Im in adult situations.

Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying.

Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces

Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.

I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait,
And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.

Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.

Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.

Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?

I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances.
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances.

Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means.

Most of other boys will play you for a fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.

I know how please you cus I can do sex good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.

The square root of 1600 is 40.
Dont you wanna be my shortie.

When I first saw you I was astounded.
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.

You are definitely grounded


Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)


Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong


I wanna sleep on you.


That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy


Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Dracoslythe on Mar 29, 2010 05:47 PM
I think.
I'm going to shoot myself.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: jkid101094 on Mar 29, 2010 05:47 PM
He should get hit by a flaming bus...nuff said. >:U
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: TheGameNinja on Mar 29, 2010 05:48 PM
lol Beaver

You made fun of him before I could!

Beaver instead of Bieber. Hilarious.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: CradledEggle on Mar 29, 2010 05:48 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Mar 29, 2010 05:47 PM
I think.
I'm going to shoot myself.
lol imagine if those we're real lyrics.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Dracoslythe on Mar 29, 2010 05:49 PM
I still think...
I'm going to shoot myself.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: CradledEggle on Mar 29, 2010 05:49 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Mar 29, 2010 05:49 PM
I still think...
I'm going to shoot myself.
I think..im gonna gang rape myself to death
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: TheGameNinja on Mar 29, 2010 05:51 PM
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Mar 29, 2010 05:48 PM
lol imagine if those we're real lyrics.
They're not? I'm willing to believe that they're real.

Kids these days. They'll listen to anything. With your Disney Channel crap spewers and your autotune and your Tpain and your ruined Kid's Choice Awards and your emo music...
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Skyle369 on Mar 29, 2010 05:54 PM
You better shoot yourself Draco...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk&feature=fvw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk&feature=fvw)
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: CradledEggle on Mar 29, 2010 05:57 PM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on Mar 29, 2010 05:51 PM
They're not? I'm willing to believe that they're real.

Kids these days. They'll listen to anything. With your Disney Channel crap spewers and your autotune and your Tpain and your ruined Kid's Choice Awards and your emo music...
Im making a song consisting of only cussing and autotuned puking and stuff :3
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: TheGameNinja on Mar 29, 2010 05:59 PM
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Mar 29, 2010 05:57 PM
Im making a song consisting of only cussing and autotuned puking and stuff :3
Prepare for a number one hit.

And for my self-inflicted deafening.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Super Sonic Boom on Mar 29, 2010 06:01 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Mar 29, 2010 05:47 PM
I think.
I'm going to shoot myself.

Hand me the gun when you are done with it please.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: CradledEggle on Mar 29, 2010 06:02 PM
WHo ever has posted in this topic, and hates this kid, is my new BFF.. i dont care if you dont want to, you are.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: wazup on Mar 29, 2010 06:02 PM
I bet one day when he gets a car, hes gunna make a song, and all these girls will be on top of it pole dancing it.

MARK...MY.....WORDS...
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: TheGameNinja on Mar 29, 2010 06:05 PM
Quote from: wazup on Mar 29, 2010 06:02 PM
I bet one day when he gets a car, hes gunna make a song, and all these girls will be on top of it pole dancing it.

MARK...MY.....WORDS...
By the time he can drive he won't have a career anymore. He's just the flavor of the month. The stupid Disney knock off flavor of the month.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: wazup on Mar 29, 2010 06:09 PM
hmf, i actually giggled.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Skyle369 on Mar 29, 2010 06:16 PM
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Mar 29, 2010 06:02 PM
WHo ever has posted in this topic, and hates this kid, is my new BFF.. i dont care if you dont want to, you are.

yayz?
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Gleech on Mar 30, 2010 07:53 AM
One word describes Justin 'Beaver'.


Goob.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: ChaosDazer on Mar 30, 2010 08:07 AM
SHUT UP ABOUT HIM.
HE;S MY IDOL.
C:<
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Gleech on Mar 30, 2010 08:08 AM
Quote from: ChaosDazer on Mar 30, 2010 08:07 AM
SHUT UP ABOUT HIM.
HE;S MY IDOL.
C:<
I've lost respect for you.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: ChaosDazer on Mar 30, 2010 08:16 AM
I kissed Justin last night.
We are.
AN ITEM.
JUSTINJUSTINJUSTIN<3
(Little does he know I'm going to torture him while he sleeps.)
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: SonicXSSA on Mar 30, 2010 08:17 AM
I hate justin bieber
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Squidsilver on Mar 30, 2010 09:12 AM
omg i want to summon tailsdoll now to kill me...
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: SuperSonic23 on Mar 30, 2010 03:35 PM
OMFG I HATE THIS FAGGOT!!! I WANT HIM TO DIE AND GO TO HELL AND SUUUUFFFFEEEER!!! I HOPE THAT THERE'S AN EXPLOSION WHILE HE'S RECORDING A NEW SONG!!! EVERY GIRL IN MY SCHOOL SING HIS SONGS!!! HE'S FUCKING RETARDED!!! I HOPE THAT MO FO DIES!!!
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Mar 30, 2010 03:37 PM
Whos that????
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: SuperSonic23 on Mar 30, 2010 03:40 PM
Quote from: RainbowBeautyRocks on Mar 30, 2010 03:37 PM
Whos that????

Justin " The FagBag Beaver" Bieber.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Mar 30, 2010 03:44 PM
I c i c and this is???
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: CradledEggle on Mar 30, 2010 03:56 PM
Quote from: ChaosDazer on Mar 30, 2010 08:16 AM
I kissed Justin last night.
We are.
AN ITEM.
JUSTINJUSTINJUSTIN<3
(Little does he know I'm going to torture him while he sleeps.)
i thought u were mah fwend..:3
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Taz on Mar 30, 2010 04:00 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Mar 29, 2010 05:47 PM
He should get hit by a flaming bus...nuff said. >:U
A flaming bus full of his fangirls being raped by Evil David Leatherhoff one at a time. >:U
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: jkid101094 on Mar 31, 2010 08:04 AM
He and the Jonus Bros........

JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO DIE! >:[
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: ChaosDazer on Mar 31, 2010 08:30 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Mar 31, 2010 08:04 AM
He and the Jonus Bros........

JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO DIE! >:[
SHUP.
JONAS BROTHERS ARE SOO COOL
WITH THE PURITY RINGS AND SUCHH
THEY'RE HARD ROCKERS MAN.
HARDROCKEERSSS
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: CradledEggle on Mar 31, 2010 10:48 AM
Quote from: Shadic90 on Mar 31, 2010 05:35 AM
Why doez everybody like Justin Bieber?

The girls in my class are liek,

(Off-tone) Baby,babuh,baby,oooooooooooooh,oh,baby,babuh,babuh

That fucking song is in my fucking head and I can't get it out




because they're pedos
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: SuperSonic23 on Mar 31, 2010 06:02 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Mar 31, 2010 08:04 AM
He and the Jonuts Bros........

JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO DIE! >:[

I agree with this quote.
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: kingdomkid94 on Apr 1, 2010 12:25 AM
haha imagine wen his voice brekas gonna sound like hes been hit by a car xD
Title: Re: JUSTIN BEAVER
Post by: Soul Blade on Apr 1, 2010 04:31 AM
THE FUCK!? THIS DUDE SINGS LIKE HE'S A 10 YEAR OLD. I don't get why people like him so much. I never even heard of him till the Kids Choice Awards.