JUSTIN BEAVER

[CradledEggle]

Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation
People think its cute when Im in adult situations.

Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying.

Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces

Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.

I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait,
And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.

Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.

Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.

Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?

I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances.
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances.

Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means.

Most of other boys will play you for a fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.

I know how please you cus I can do sex good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.

The square root of 1600 is 40.
Dont you wanna be my shortie.

When I first saw you I was astounded.
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.

You are definitely grounded


Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)


Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong


I wanna sleep on you.


That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy


Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.

[Dracoslythe]

I think.
I'm going to shoot myself.

[jkid101094]

He should get hit by a flaming bus...nuff said. >:U

[TheGameNinja]

lol Beaver

You made fun of him before I could!

Beaver instead of Bieber. Hilarious.

[CradledEggle]

I think.
I'm going to shoot myself.

lol imagine if those we're real lyrics.

[Dracoslythe]

I still think...
I'm going to shoot myself.

[CradledEggle]

I still think...
I'm going to shoot myself.

I think..im gonna gang rape myself to death

[TheGameNinja]

lol imagine if those we're real lyrics.

They're not? I'm willing to believe that they're real.

Kids these days. They'll listen to anything. With your Disney Channel crap spewers and your autotune and your Tpain and your ruined Kid's Choice Awards and your emo music...

[Skyle369]

You better shoot yourself Draco...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk&feature=fvw

[CradledEggle]

They're not? I'm willing to believe that they're real.

Kids these days. They'll listen to anything. With your Disney Channel crap spewers and your autotune and your Tpain and your ruined Kid's Choice Awards and your emo music...

Im making a song consisting of only cussing and autotuned puking and stuff :3

[TheGameNinja]

Im making a song consisting of only cussing and autotuned puking and stuff :3

Prepare for a number one hit.

And for my self-inflicted deafening.

[Super Sonic Boom]

I think.
I'm going to shoot myself.

Hand me the gun when you are done with it please.

[CradledEggle]

WHo ever has posted in this topic, and hates this kid, is my new BFF.. i dont care if you dont want to, you are.

[wazup]

I bet one day when he gets a car, hes gunna make a song, and all these girls will be on top of it pole dancing it.

MARK...MY.....WORDS...

[TheGameNinja]

I bet one day when he gets a car, hes gunna make a song, and all these girls will be on top of it pole dancing it.

MARK...MY.....WORDS...

By the time he can drive he won't have a career anymore. He's just the flavor of the month. The stupid Disney knock off flavor of the month.