I can't believe noone has done this yet =O
Basically person 1 states a wish they'd like fulfilled, then person 2 grants the wish, but it doesn't turn out like he/she planned or wanted
example:person 1"I wish Knuckles was in Sonic 4 Episode 1 as DLC
person 2"Granted, but he only appears in the end credits"
I wish aknotholeresident's head would explode
granted, but you have to die with him.
I wish that i'll finish this sentence
Granted, but it got you banned
I wish IGN wasn't biased
granted, but now you are.
I wish ads didn't exsist
Granted, now they're replaced with Justin Beiber musicals
I wish I had 10% of Nintendo's profits
granted, but you have 90% more Justin profit.
I wish this topic was active
Granted at the expense of you getting banned
I wish Halo Reach was on PC
granted; but it costs 28420940723897547853278953879328793247894327878932487934879234879234789243$ and there's no pirated versions.
I wish I would stop getting the same char when I take personality quizzes of animes.
Granted. But the charas you get now are VERY SUPER MEGA ULTRA close to the one you used to get
I wish the world was atheist
granted but everyone will burn in hell
I wish French was easyer to learn
Granted, but the teaching method involves signing
I wish I had a fat-free yogurt
granted, but your long lost brother will suddenly sneeze in Japan while he's sitting in a store looking at Pokémon cards.
I wish that homework would be done in a few seconds
Quote from: FiamonderCSB on Oct 15, 2010 09:18 AM
granted, but your long lost brother will suddenly sneeze in Japan while he's sitting in a store looking at Pokémon cards.
I wish that homework would be done in a few seconds
I dun get it @_@
Granted, but its done incorrectly
I wish I was fucking Megan Fox
Quote from: windlessusher on Oct 15, 2010 09:21 AM
I dun get it @_@
Granted, but its done incorrectly
I wish I was fucking Megan Fox
Granted, but you got an STD
I wish I had some cookies 030
Granted, but you can't eat them.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
granted. but it's display only
i wish i had something in my head to wish about
Granted, but now I have complete control over your mind.
I wish I wasn't so shy
granted but now you have an ego bigger than jet's
i wish my rps didn't die so easily
granted, but only you will keep them alive
I wish my PC could handle newer games
Granted, but your space amount is invalid.
I wish I can think of lyrics for the rest of my parody D<
geanted, but now you are tone deaf.
granted but you didn't post any wish
I wish Christmas will come sooner
granted, but you're a naughty kid.
I wish I can say I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYOO, ILL TAKE A ZEROOOOOO
Granted, but then you get detention.
I wish I'd stop being fat
granted but you'll be to skinny
I wish I was 4 years older, or 7 years younger
granted, but now you are seven years younger than Salas
I wish I had a monkey tail
Granted but you turn to a whore during full moon.
I wish I have the coolest hairstyle evar...
Granted but you'll get lice
I wish I can turn into anything.
Granted, but it activates with gay sex
I wish Sonic would stop being an asshole...
granted but he will become a douche
I wish I was the most powerfull human in the world
Granted but I'm the most powerful human in the galaxy.
I wish I had skittles.
granted but their expired
I wish the dream I had last night was real
Granted, but everything in your dream would go wrong.
I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH!
granted but you'll be someones meal
I wish I had a pet dragon
granted but the dragon will eat you
I wish I could control Time AND run at the speed of sound
granted, but you tripped over a rock while running.
I wish I could be done with my crappy book report.
Granted, but you get an F.
I wish I wasn't so ugly.
Quote from: MikeyLevi on Oct 18, 2010 10:37 AM
Granted, but you get an F.
I wish I wasn't so ugly.
Error granting this wish, you are already cute ^_^
I wish I didn't have a tummy ache D:
Granted. But little Mikeys live inside your tummy now, stoping germs in their tracks.
I wish Sonic Colors would come out faster.
Granted, but SEGA repeats the Sonic 06 fiasco, and the game ends up with the best graphics in the world, but has a worse story than a horrible fanfic and even worse gameplay
I wish that I was able to talk to girls...
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Oct 18, 2010 06:23 PM
Granted, but SEGA repeats the Sonic 06 fiasco, and the game ends up with the best graphics in the world, but has a worse story than a horrible fanfic and even worse gameplay
I wish that I was able to talk to girls...
Granted, but you'll puke 1 time on your first date
I wish I was ACTUALLY 17
granted, but you have the body of a 10-yr old
I wish that I was the King of Games. In America.
Granted, but you can't afford them.
I wish my Interwebz was faster.
Quote from: DarkFusion on Oct 18, 2010 08:08 PM
Granted, but you can't afford them.
I wish my Interwebz was faster.
granted, but it's expensive
I wish I could sleep whenever I want
Granted, but the next time you fall asleep, you won't wake up.
I wish I was a Nobody (Kingdom Hearts 2, Days and Chain of memories. For those who don't know what Nobodies are, LOOK 'EM UP before answering, thank you very much)
granted, but you'll never see sunlight
I wish that jazz didn't day that I'd die the next time I sleep >.>
Granted, but now you'll die in a dream. By my hands.
I wish I was fluent in Japanese
granted, but you forgot english
i wish the cake wasn't a lie
Granted, but now the cake is an un-truth.
I wish I had a Portal gun... and am NOT in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
granted, but it's only a replica
i wish i could fly o3o
Granted, but now Season 0 Yami Yugi will challenge you to a Shadow Game. And Season 0 Yami doesn't f*ck around.
I wish I has a millenium item
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Oct 19, 2010 10:43 AM
Granted, but now Season 0 Yami Yugi will challenge you to a Shadow Game. And Season 0 Yami doesn't f*ck around.
I wish I has a millenium item
Granted, but you can never speak in 1337 again.
I wish 1337 didn't exist.
granted but some alternative was created instead
i wish i could poke you
Granted and y6ou explode.
I wish I could play card games on motorcycles.
(If you don't know it, plz don't answer)
granted but you forget to look where you're going and crash
i wish caek
granted, but its holographic(Spongebob meatloaf refernce FTW?)
I wish Avril would actually release all her songs, dammit. >:l
Granted, put they all combusted spontaneously
I wish I had AIDS
Granted, but it's marajana
I wish that I don't have to be watched on my internets
Granted, now you're recorded on the internets
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in the land of Ark
granted but it will be just a dream
I wish I was a vampire hunter
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Oct 30, 2010 06:30 AM
granted but it will be just a dream
I wish I was a vampire hunter
granted, but you failed 1 mission and died
I wish that John can to a voice stream more often
granted, but John gets abducted by aliens
I wish I had a 360 that was RRoD-proof
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Oct 30, 2010 08:09 AM
granted, but John gets abducted by aliens
I wish I had a 360 that was RRoD-proof
granted, but instead of RRoD it explodes
I wish I can quit school and still be smart (hah)
Granted, but you marry a complete dumb ass who crashes your life into a hole. :P
I wish I had sun flower seeds for Naiome.
Granted, but you are wanted by the CIA, FBI and on the WORLD'S Top 10 Most Wanted list
I wish I was a spartan at Reach. Yes, that means I die, so that doesn't count.
Granted but you get your rank removed at death. :P
I wish you guys knew what my last post meant.
Granted, but now YOU don't know
I wish I played children's card games
granted but they are on motorcicles
I wish I wish I was a potato
Granted, but you get eaten
I wish I had leather pants (You must get the joke...)
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Oct 30, 2010 10:20 AM
Granted, but you get eaten
I wish I had leather pants (You must get the joke...)
note a clue. I'm gonna go on a wim and say: wish granted here's your pant and now you're a gay cowboy! ^^
...I wish I could wish of wishes with even more wishes so my wishes could become wishes. try saying that three time real fast.
granted, but that's 2
I wish I will never die
Quote from: Silver-Solace on Oct 30, 2010 10:23 AM
note a clue. I'm gonna go on a wim and say: wish granted here's your pant and now you're a gay cowboy! ^^
...I wish I could wish of wishes with even more wishes so my wishes could become wishes. try saying that three time real fast.
Granted, but you get tired of living
I wish I had leather pants (You must get the joke to respond)
Granted, but I will steal it and the source will be mien.
I wish the chat is more lively
granted, but then the chat will get overloaded
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragon in a land of heart. LOL
Quote from: x$álásháwty|xCátpirè|Ellèxi on Oct 30, 2010 10:34 AM
Granted, but I will steal it and the source will be mien.
You can't steal it on MSN...
I will find you
And hunt you down...
Screw that, I'm just gonna go to Hot Topic and get some new pants
Quote from: Silver-Solace on Oct 30, 2010 10:42 AM
granted, but then the chat will get overloaded
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragon in a land of heart. LOL
Granted, but the dragons eat you
I wish I was MAGIK
Quote from: King_of_Games on Oct 30, 2010 11:04 AM
You can't steal it on MSN...
I will find you
And hunt you down...
Screw that, I'm just gonna go to Hot Topic and get some new pantsGranted, but the dragons eat you
I wish I was MAGIK
granted, now you're the star playa of the orlando magic
I wish I could think of something to wish for!
granted, but you die
I wish John will do more live shows, especially the chat ones
Quote from: x$álásháwty|xCátpirè|Ellèxi on Oct 30, 2010 11:17 AM
granted, but you die
I wish John will do more live shows, especially the chat ones
granted, but he found out that he was too busy to be bothered!
I wish all the wishes I make up while I'm writing this comes to fruition...MWAHAHAHAHA! sorry that one sorta slip out!
granted, but you will explode your brain in concentrating too much
I wish for world peace
granted, but you have to first deal with pollution, war, forest destruction, etc.
I wish there was still a mario section on the forum *sigh*
Granted, but... Wait, why would I grant that?
erm... Granted, but it's only visible to John
I wish that you had a puppy
Granted, but it fucks your mother
I wish, I wished upon a star
granted, but the star comes and kills you
I wish that.
Granted, but now ghost Wind haunts your dreams
I wish I had more free time
Granted: but alot of girls disturb you
I wish that everyone could at least celebrate Halloween..(Including me, so beat that :P)
Quote from: x$álásháwty|xCátpirè|Ellèxi on Oct 31, 2010 01:43 PM
Granted: but alot of girls disturb you
I wish that everyone could at least celebrate Halloween..(Including me, so beat that :P)
granted, but you get tired of eating candy!
I wish 4gb was actually 3mb.
Granted but you'll lose a hell a lot of space
I wish I can jump into the anime world
Quote from: TrueSilverWolf on Oct 31, 2010 02:53 PM
Granted but you'll lose a hell a lot of space
I wish I can jump into the anime world
Granted, but you can only jump into Boku no Pico.
I wish I didn't know what that anime was.
Granted, but you devote your life to yaoi. :P
I wish I could turn people into candy like Majinn Buu.
Granted but you'll throw up from to much chocolate and soon hate it
I wish I have half of Chuck Norris Powers.
Granted, but the G-man makes you his b*tch
I wish I had the G-man's powers (he's from the Half-Life games. If you don't know, Google is your friend)
granted, but you stop being stupidly rich so you can't screw the rules (sorry, just had to)
i wish i was as badass as my own characters D=
granted, but they all form an alliance against you and violate you.
I wish i had a 25 inch penis.
Granted, but that was in the past. (you said:
Quote from: Knuckles5001 on Nov 1, 2010 12:02 PM
granted, but they all form an alliance against you and violate you.
I wish i had a -censored by 4Kids-
)
I wish Yami Yugi had died. And 4kids didn't censor it.
Granted but now there playing a 10587598745687 week long marathon of ONE PEICE (best dubs ever (sarcasm))
I wish I could speak japanese
Granted, but you only think you do, and are executed for offending the Japanese Emperor.
I wish I could use the Super Kamikaze Ghost Attack.
Granted but they make babies and take over the world.
I wish I could watch toonami on cartoon network again :(
granted, but you'll have to time-travel back to the year...2008...*GASPS* At least, that when I think that was the year toonami went off the air...(spooky voice)ANYWAYS *GASPS*
I wish my wishes weren't so wishywashy!
Granted but now they just suck.
I wish Rayoka was real and that she lived in my house. o3o
Granted, but she eats all your vital organs.
I wish you didint get your vital organs eaten.
granted but he'll still die
I wish I wasn't so pischopatic sometimes
Granted, but now you're a psychopath :P
I wish I wished that... nothing.
Granted, so the world is returned to zero. The galaxy blows up and all life dies out...good going, Jazz. :P
I wish for a Ray that didn't hurt me.
Granted, but everything else does
I wish I divided by Zero
Granted, but you destroy the universe again. Fuck, I forgot to pick up my hooker. >.<
I wish I hadn't forgotten it. D<
granted, but you're un-able to pick her up.
I wi- holy fuck Snooky is online.
I wish that I could control time.
Granted, but controlling time uses a lot of MP per second...
Kinda like Charkra X's Hyper Shadic uses a f*ckton of rings per second
I wish I could control time effortlessly
Granted, but you horribly distort it, making Draco an obese fireman from Tijuana. And myself a lice bug...then you destroy the universe again. D<
I wish I was a girl. *shot dead with an uzi*
Granted, but you're going through puberty
I wish puberty doesn't exsist
whoa, are you suppa seriously?
granted, but now you have a body like julia roberts!
I wish that dis ;D was actually dis :-\
Granted, but the smileys would change in a day.
I wish the smileys weren't gay
Granted but this smiley would never existed (http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100516142559/alanwake/images/c/c0/LOL_FACE.png)
I wish ROFLcopter existed.
granted, ROFLcopter couldn't make it up to the sky!
I wish my fish would get outta that dish!
Granted, but eaten.
I wish that Gleech/other people who barely talk on the chat or I never see TALK on the chat
I wish that wish actually was a complete sentence. :P
This. ^
Can't grant, it's complete.
I wish I can grant it
Quote from: x$álásháwty|xCátpirè|Ellèxi on Nov 2, 2010 02:27 PM
Can't grant, it's complete.
I wish I can grant it
No it isn't, you never specified
what you want them to do. Therefore, it's incomplete, also, you're missing a period. I could have a field day proof-reading this forum, and I bet TGN could have a field day cleaning up what I miss. x3
I wish I had a wish to fuck up.
granted, but now you're just straight up fucked!
I wish that the sun was brown and the moon had sound!
granted. (http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8898/themoonarticleimage.jpg) (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/themoonarticleimage.jpg/)
I wish someone would corrupt my wish in a creative way.
Quote from: Knuckles5001 on Nov 2, 2010 02:35 PM
granted. (http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8898/themoonarticleimage.jpg) (http://img229.imageshack.us/i/themoonarticleimage.jpg/)
I wish someone would corrupt my wish in a creative way.
LOL the evil moon from Majora Mask, huh? Hmm...I think I can top that in a 'CREATIVE WAY'!
granted, (http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/149/88881302.jpg)
I wish that somebody would refill baby hitler's juice! he looks like he want moooooore!
Granted but a duck shat in it...Just kidding, it's only rat poison. :P
I wish I had a blow up doll. *shot*
Granted, you'll get a Barbie and a pistol.
I wish I would be at Spain now.
Granted but ther rasicist to you.
I wish that I can move out already. nf. n nncnf. nf c tbtn n c
Granted but no more than 3 steps out of your house a giant walrus attacks you.
I wish I had a snes
granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish that I would be good in modeling.
Granted, but you model clay
I wish that wishes wished wishing wishes' wish.
Wish.
Granted thus creating a black hole that you are sucked into for eternity.
I wish I was a spaceman
Granted, but you realized you forgot food to keep you alive in your spaceship.
I wish WMM can do crop and greenscreen
Granted but it can be only use in a Premium version
I wish I can swim and breathe underwater.
granted, but you have an ugly face bc of your gills.
I wish I can get a new cp.
granted but it self destructs in seven days.
I wish you could type with proper grammer.
If there isn't proper capitalization:That's from my phone. If it's all grammar then it's my PC. I have no idea what you mean I have bad grammar. o_o
I wish that would be proven o.o
Quote from: x$álásháwty|xCátpirè|Ellèxi on Nov 6, 2010 06:19 PM
If there isn't proper capitalization:That's from my phone. If it's all grammar then it's my PC. I have no idea what you mean I have bad grammar. o_o
I wish that would be proven o.o
granted
(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2541/fatdog.jpg)
LOL that's one fatass puppy. he looks like a vanilla vacuum bag!
Granted, but nothing happened.
I wish you had a question.
granted.......please look below.......
I wish I hadn't forgotten my wish :'(
Granted, but its a deathwish.
I wish Darkyellowz will leave me the fuck alone after I said I hate him SEVERAL times.
Granted, you'll wake up in space next morning.
I wish it was my b-day right now.
Granted, but no one knows
I wish that there was a party in your bedroom. All night long
granted, but we all had sex.
I wish that was true
granted, now you're pregnant!
When you're here, I WISH you were always near
'cause everything becomes so clear!
Granted, but the glitter isnt always gold.
I wish it was.
granted, dere's gold in dat der mines!
I wish to get 99.9 percent of your findings!
Granted, but at the end it's fool's gold.
I wish I didn't get so horrified at the part where the girl flashing on my icon acts dead and loses a horn...
Granted, but now that happens to you
I wish that i could fly a plane to tokyo, land in toyko, get off the plane in tokyo, have a great week there, get on the plane back home, land in america, go home, and be a millionaire with a home that is indestructible and impenetrable and live a healthy and happy life until i die of old age.
CORRUPT THAT
Granted but your plane is actually a plane for Korea. And you have to jump off to reach Tokyo. Also, the plane has Armadillos with rabies . Your bathroom is a bucket. :3
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Nov 21, 2010 07:29 PM
Granted but your plane is actually a plane for Korea. And you have to jump off to reach Tokyo. Also, the plane has Armadillos with rabies . Your bathroom is a bucket. :3
You killed the game! D:
I wish I was a more sane person
Granted, but your insane on Wednesdays and Thursdays.
I wish i could meet Sonic the Hedgehog
Granted, but Sonic is trying to kill you
I wish there was a new character in the english alphabet
Granted...in one million years in teh future.
I wish I could ra--I mean fuck my crush.
Granted, but your boyfrind fucks his crush!
I wish Sonic Zone was the best website ever.
granted but it may crash again in the distant future
I wish I could go back in time
granted... bur the future will change..and you'll have kids..-shot-
I wish for a montain of hankercheifs..
I know where your going with that... -__-
I wish i could fly ;D
Granted, but you got shot down by a military plane.
I wish I could use physic powers.
Granted but you get a cock in your ass whenever you use your power.
I wish I had a dreamcast.
Granted, but it'll explode in 2 seconds.
I wish I could get laid in the next 2 months.
Granted,but then there's unwanted pregnancy
I wish REM sleep wasn't so scary now and then.
Granted, but you get horrific nightmares instead.
I wish I could suck my o-*shot dead*
granted..but you're gonna choke..
I wish for a mountain of hankercheifs(let's get a better result)
Granted, but they're all already used.
I wish that line wasn't in S&TSR.
Granted, but the "Why can't I defeat you?" lines are in there. A lot.
I wish that I could screw whoever I wanted without any negative results (like in a hentai)
Granted, but you'll be a wanted man across the world
I wish for freedom.
Granted, but people try to rape you every other day. With no possible negative results (like in a hentai)
I wish that I could virtualize myself
granted, but you can't go back.
I wish Him had a confirmed transgender operation
Granted, but now (s)he's 100x more powerful.
I wish Cartoon Network brought back all the good shows...
granted but it stopped existing
I wish I was a pirate
Granted, but you get shot up full of holes
I wish there were holes in that wall over thur
granted but it crashed down
I wish I could get any girl I want
Granted, but she had plastic surgery and now look like this
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/orksq9.jpg)
I wish, I could break the 4th Wall.
granted, but you'll have to repair it.
I wish I could be taken away from sweet daddy and lisa...
Granted, but you'll be given to a pedophile.
I wish I had infinite knowledge.
granted but you will get insane and try to destroy the world
I wish I was awesome
Granted, but..uh..SHIT.
I wish I had an answer for that..which would make sense and won't embarrass me.
granted but you will forget it right after you got it
I wish I can have all the deserts I want
granted. but..child obesity. Justsayin.
I wish to make stupidity a constant trend.
Granted, but the people who aren't stupid and were previously popular are now disregarded as hipsters
I wish that could fly
granted but you won't be able to land and you will have to fly forever
I wish I was a genius
granted, but all your plans go wrong (and you eventually end up like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron)
I wish that I was very smart
Granted, but you're assassinated in fear that you will become too powerful.
I wish Lillilgant was real and that I had one.
Granted, but all the pokemon are real...
And you become a victim of Darkrai.
I wish that pokemon were real
Granted, but you don't get to train them.
I wish Maplestory would get working on my laptop. D:<
Granted, but you experience a creepy pasta moment and are found the next day dead with blood dripping from your eye sockets while on screen some stranger marries your crush who also happens to have an account.
I wish there was an MMO I actually could ENJOY.
ganted, but the full version is 999$ dollars
-coughToontowncough-
I wish all mmos were free in the first place.
Granted. They're all free to play but to get started you have to buy everything else with real money, even the ability to walk and a heart to begin living.
I wish I would have done what I just did a lot sooner.
Grant-- err ganted, but everyone would slap you for it
I wish I didn't misspell granted last post :/
Granted, but every other word is misspelled.
I wish I had less porn to dig through. >:C
*slapped silly*
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jul 7, 2011 07:02 PM
Granted, but every other word is misspelled.
I wish I had less porn to dig through. >:C
*slapped silly*
granted, but the rest of the porn is gay porn
I wish on a shooting star.
granted but it fell on you
I wish I had a better sense of humor
granted, but you already have enough <3
I wish I was prettier.
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 7, 2011 07:10 PM
granted, but the rest of the porn is gay porn
I'd love that.
As for your question, granted, but the next day you look like a fish.
Fish is my wish, for fish, I do wish.
Granted, cause you are in a fish kick.
I wish Salas was awake, cause awakeness is more amazing then sleepness.
granted but everyone else would fall asleep including you
I wish to pass all the exams in one month
Granted but the highest grade you would get is a C- -shot-
I wish school wouldn't start for another month
granted, but the last day of school is one month ahead.
I wish for vectors that won't kill me
^elfen lied style
Granted... but they'd be a size off... i don't know what those are... nor do i care to search :3
I wish i had a telepathic link with a persony person.
granted but that person will spam your mind
I wish I could control time
Granted, but u will be frozen in time
i wish newcomers would read the rules
granted but they will delete their accounts after reading them
I wish I had money
Granted, but you give it all back to me >:3
I wish I could painlessly make myself spat a little amout of blood. 8D
granted but you will need another heart after that
I wish I was anyone I want
granted, but whoever's in your body does REALLY bad things.. and I mean REALLY.
I wish to be a billionare so friggin bad.
Wish fulfilled, but the government will force more tax onto you
i wish that movies didn't need to have stupid moments to be funny
granted but they are hillarious and too serious for people to get the jokes
I wish I had a wife and kids
Granted..uhh..shit. Can't make it without putting myself in as a wife. ._.
.3.
I wish my fetishes would calm down.
granted but you will stop feeling attracted to anything
I wish for a HD TV
granted, but like mine..it breaks every year.
I wish I had sex with Celldweller. :3
Granted but the person who corrupted your wish would rape you afterwards.
I wish i didnt feel pain.
oshit...
Granted, but you eventually will like the feeling of it and turn emo.
Okay..I wish to have sex with Jory Caron without getting raped..or Matrix Devonshire happening..
AND ITS LEGAL 8D
Granted, but iyou can't feel what's wrong inside your body and internally bleed to death.
I wish I was born a girl.
Edit: Darnit, Salas. Granted but Rockout is in it too with me filming.
I'm evil.
andfuck,IwantedtobealonewithJoryCaron..
then get pregnant with his babies. -shot-
I wish I could stop wishing for sex. I still have more people I could wish for,and some of them are on the forum..
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SHIT
granted, Jkid, but you'll be a lesbian..
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 15, 2011 05:56 AM
I'm evil.
andfuck,IwantedtobealonewithJoryCaron..
then get pregnant with his babies. -shot-
I wish I could stop wishing for sex. I still have more people I could wish for,and some of them are on the forum..
Post Merge: July 15, 2011, 10:57:03 AM
SHIT
granted, Jkid, but you'll be a lesbian..
Granted but all your others are about cow bells and septic tanks.
I wish I knew who was on that list. >=3
Granted..but the usernames are in a scramble..
1j904di10k -shot-
kiurosihy
gntish
and since no one knows this guy..I'll give his name.
Zak Bagans. 83
but you made Salas a little shakey now..Jkid
I wish Im not high..
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 15, 2011 06:20 AM
Granted..but the usernames are in a scramble..
1j904di10k -shot-
kiurosihy
gntish
and since no one knows this guy..I'll give his name.
Zak Bagans. 83
but you made Salas a little shakey now..Jkid
I wish Im not high..
I was playing, sweetie. You can remove that. x3
And you aren't now but starting tommorow will be forever.
I wish I had a taco.
I know you were playing. I'm a tease. :D
granted, but it's the old artificial meat Taco Bell used to use.
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 15, 2011 06:26 AM
I know you were playing. I'm a tease. :D
granted, but it's the old artificial meat Taco Bell used to use.
.... i think this reply is incomplete?
I'll continue then
I wish I had a Jr.Whopper from Burger King :D
JEEUSCHRISTSHITFUCKRAGE
I'm so forgetful today, and that actually kinda pisses myself off .3.
Thanks for pointing that out SmashFinale...8D
Granted, but welcome to the Obsese Kids community.
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Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 15, 2011 08:19 AM
JEEUSCHRISTSHITFUCKRAGE
I'm so forgetful today, and that actually kinda pisses myself off .3.
Thanks for pointing that out SmashFinale...8D
Granted, but welcome to the Obsese Kids community.
Im cool cause I can put two E's in my saviour's name. <3
Post Merge: July 15, 2011, 01:21:20 PM
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 15, 2011 08:19 AM
JEEUSCHRISTSHITFUCKRAGE
I'm so forgetful today, and that actually kinda pisses myself off .3.
Thanks for pointing that out SmashFinale...8D
Granted, but welcome to the Obsese Kids community.
Post Merge: July 15, 2011, 01:20:47 PM
Im cool cause I can put two E's in my saviour's name. <3
FUCK NOT AGAIN
I wish I'd stop forgetting
granted but you won't be able to remember
I wish I had a recordable badass voice
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jul 15, 2011 09:24 AM
granted but you won't be able to remember
I wish I had a recordable badass voice
granted, but only I get to keep them.
I wish that I was impregnated by my 3 favorite celeberties.
granted but you got a 3 headed child
I wish I was Japanese
Granted, but you'll be the main star of a tenticle porn movie
I wish for biggah bewbs so I can brag about them and other whores would finally stfu.
granted but they are to big
I wish I had an alien servant girl
granted but..
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100802211127/fairlyoddparents/en/images/9/96/Party20.jpg)
princess Man-Die (Mandie, she's an alien) is your servant
I wish I found Victora's Secret
granted but you will be so scared that you'll not be able to wear women's clothing anymore
I wish I could enter people's minds
granted, but you'll run into a pornography thought.
I wish words speak louder than action
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 15, 2011 11:00 AM
granted, but you'll run into a pornography thought.
I wish words speak louder than action
granted but you will be deaf
I wish I would rule the world
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jul 16, 2011 01:56 AM
I wish I would rule the world
granted but you die shortly so you don't get to feel the glory
I wish I could have any game/program at my disposal
granted but they all contain viruses
I wish for a job in the dinosaur egg bussiness
Granted, but eventually the eggs crack and you get eaten.
I wish I touched Ioshyriku -shot-
No, kidding. :3
I wish I had a sense of humor.
Granted, but it's terrible.
I wish I could get a free sex change operation at this age.
Granted, but it's millions of dollar
I wish I can sleep
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Jul 17, 2011 04:06 AM
Granted, but it's millions of dollar
I wish I can sleep
I said free, damnit. D<
Granted, but you have horrible nightmare.
I rewish my last wish.
granted but you'll have a horrible doctor
I wish people would act like me
Granted, but you will be bored of a world filled with your own personality
i wish Kirby Wii was out already...
Quote from: SmashFinale on Jul 17, 2011 07:00 AM
Granted, but you will be bored of a world filled with your own personality
i wish Kirby Wii was out already...
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish my compy was fixed.
Granted, but they had to take apart your wi-fi router to get replacment parts for it.
I wish I had a better wi-fi router so I can actually get a good connection in my room.
granted but internet died in all the world
I wish to wish nothing
Granted, ur wish becomes fulfilled
i wish i had someone to play Brawl with
Granted, but it isn't me 'cause I don't feel like playing Brawl.
I wish GD and Draco would entertain me here so I wouldn't have to raid Sonic Retro's Wiki.
Granted but they wont post for an hour between each post
I wish i had Anatidaephobia.
well all ducks are now extinct...
I wish I met that one special girl!
Granted, but she's a succubus that eats your heart.
I wish my comp would just work already.
Granted, but the only working program on there is Notepad.
I wish I was better at drawing.
Granted, but all you can draw is porn.
I wish I could draw non-furry porn.
granted but all humans become furries
I wish I was one of the greatest artists in the world
granted, but no one had any idea of what amazing thing you drew. (but they still love it)
/happened /true /nolie. /yourestillamazing.
I wish I had an easymac.
granted but someone already ate it
I wish I knew what to do now
Granted, but it's insane
I wish the world wasnt filled with whores.
granted but sadly they appeared again
I wish I was born as something else
Granted, but you're a cow who gets slaughtered.
I wish farmer Ben didn't serve Ishi as my cheeseburger. D=
granted but I was served as a hamburger
I wish I didn't die that day