Corrupt a Wish

[jkid101094]

Granted, but you destroy the universe again. Fuck, I forgot to pick up my hooker. >.<

I wish I hadn't forgotten it. D<

[Fiamonder]

granted, but you're un-able to pick her up.

I wi- holy fuck Snooky is online.

I wish that I could control time.

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but controlling time uses a lot of MP per second...
Kinda like Charkra X's Hyper Shadic uses a f*ckton of rings per second

I wish I could control time effortlessly

[jkid101094]

Granted, but you horribly distort it, making Draco an obese fireman from Tijuana. And myself a lice bug...then you destroy the universe again. D<

I wish I was a girl. *shot dead with an uzi*

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but you're going through puberty


I wish puberty doesn't exsist

[Dropletz]

whoa, are you suppa seriously?
granted, but now you have a body like julia roberts!

I wish that dis  was actually dis 

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but the smileys would change in a day.


I wish the smileys weren't gay

[TrueSilverWolf]

Granted but this smiley would never existed

I wish ROFLcopter existed.

[Dropletz]

granted, ROFLcopter couldn't make it up to the sky!

I wish my fish would get outta that dish!

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but eaten.


I wish that Gleech/other people who barely talk on the chat or I never see TALK on the chat

[jkid101094]

I wish that wish actually was a complete sentence.

This. ^

[xSalashawty]

Can't grant, it's complete.


I wish I can grant it

[jkid101094]

Can't grant, it's complete.


I wish I can grant it

No it isn't, you never specified what you want them to do. Therefore, it's incomplete, also, you're missing a period. I could have a field day proof-reading this forum, and I bet TGN could have a field day cleaning up what I miss. x3

I wish I had a wish to fuck up.

[Dropletz]

granted, but now you're just straight up fucked!

I wish that the sun was brown and the moon had sound!

[Knuckles5001]

granted.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish in a creative way.