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Title: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Jan 27, 2009 01:13 PM
Ever heard a site called whattheyplay.com?
Well, It was created so that parents can know what is in the games that their children own or want to buy.
Personally, I find it slightly inaccurate (A Mario Galaxy Collectors COIN is rated E? ???) and it has almost as many winy spammers as these very forums.
There are, however, people who try to make good, genuine points either for or against certain games.
Some of these people are stupid. REALLY stupid.

Here's an example of a sane person (a teen, I should add). Game: The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess

I suggest you read the following review, because it might be helpful ^^

Anyways, to start with the Christian stuff, I, myself, am Christian. Yes there are "goddesses" and "sages", but please trust your kids with that! Do you really think they'll just start believing in gods from their video game? When you were a kid would YOU do that? Many parents trust their kids with anything or don't trust them with anything.

Now some replys to stuff:

REPLYS TO *BOB* (Name Changed):
He said: When you kill this ghost/zombie/evil dude kind of monster, its corpse (which is covered by a black robe.) is in the place where it died for the entire game.
He said: There is lots of hacking, slashing, and stabbing in the game.
I say: There is virtually no blood. Compared to games like Grand Theft Auto (Which 10 year olds play) this is nothing.
He said: As a wolf you can tackle and bruttaly kill enemies
I say: Thats nature, actually, not even as bad as nature. People should be able to handle that.
He said: There is a town that is deserted and shows signs of a struggle. Characters imply the inhabitants were killed by monsters.
I say: No one lives in that town except one woman, and the inhabitants did die, but not by monsters, but naturally.
He said: A character is shown executed by being impaled with a sword.
I say: There was NO blood. Its no better than the news about war or Araq.
He said: When the protagonist is on a horse, you can run over monsters that are stunned, and a disturbing crack is heard.
I say: This does no damage to the monsters, so its just more of an accident unless intended by the player.
He says: A character gives her life ro save another
I say: Shes not giving her life, shes giving some of her power to save the other. Its like donating blood LOL.
He said: There are certain puzzels that are extremley difficult. Younger people may be frustrated by these.

Younger players will nead patience because there is a long time from the beginning of the game to the part where you fight monsters.
I say: Thats the good part. Yay for puzzle games!

Here is the psycho parent mentioned in the title. Game: Super Smash Brothers Brawl:

We've gotten rid of this particular game at my home, it causes all of my boys (and I have 5 of them) to get progressively nastier and uglier the longer they play it.


And for all of you teenagers who think you are so clever by writing reviews that are argumentative and defiant of the published overall review....it's obvious you are a kid who likes your video games and doesn't want to be told what to do. Why are you wasting your time arguing about reviews that are intended for parents who actually CARE about what their children are playing? This is a forum for parents to get information about what is actually in the video games, not a site that puts down your favorite game. So stop arguing and posting such obnoxious reviews. Or do you just like spouting off your attitude?

Now go do something worthwhile, like your homework.

Does that strike anyone as a little...I don't know...Evil?
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Jan 27, 2009 01:19 PM
DAMMIT AND THESE LONGS POST DX but I'll read as much as I can

Never heard of the site,but it sounds like a place ppl abuse and b*tch about games
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: DatzAmorayEX on Jan 27, 2009 01:36 PM
Doing your homework is not worthwhile, lady... or man... or whoever parent wrote that!
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Elija2 on Jan 27, 2009 02:00 PM
Wow, these parents are serious. If they don't like the game, fine. But don't complain about it to other people.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Super Empra on Jan 27, 2009 09:04 PM
Thses parents are so stupid. Since when was Zelda a really violent game. Ocarina of Time is probably rated the best game ever.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Shadow84786 on Jan 28, 2009 01:34 AM
Wow these parents are stupid since when was Brawl and Zelda a violent game there cartoon violent
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Gleech on Jan 28, 2009 04:09 AM
Quote from: SonicFan47 on Jan 27, 2009 01:13 PM
Ever heard a site called whattheyplay.com?
Well, It was created so that parents can know what is in the games that their children own or want to buy.
Personally, I find it slightly inaccurate (A Mario Galaxy Collectors COIN is rated E? ???) and it has almost as many winy spammers as these very forums.
There are, however, people who try to make good, genuine points either for or against certain games.
Some of these people are stupid. REALLY stupid.

Here's an example of a sane person (a teen, I should add). Game: The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess

I suggest you read the following review, because it might be helpful ^^

Anyways, to start with the Christian stuff, I, myself, am Christian. Yes there are "goddesses" and "sages", but please trust your kids with that! Do you really think they'll just start believing in gods from their video game? When you were a kid would YOU do that? Many parents trust their kids with anything or don't trust them with anything.

Now some replys to stuff:

REPLYS TO *BOB* (Name Changed):
He said: When you kill this ghost/zombie/evil dude kind of monster, its corpse (which is covered by a black robe.) is in the place where it died for the entire game.
He said: There is lots of hacking, slashing, and stabbing in the game.
I say: There is virtually no blood. Compared to games like Grand Theft Auto (Which 10 year olds play) this is nothing.
He said: As a wolf you can tackle and bruttaly kill enemies
I say: Thats nature, actually, not even as bad as nature. People should be able to handle that.
He said: There is a town that is deserted and shows signs of a struggle. Characters imply the inhabitants were killed by monsters.
I say: No one lives in that town except one woman, and the inhabitants did die, but not by monsters, but naturally.
He said: A character is shown executed by being impaled with a sword.
I say: There was NO blood. Its no better than the news about war or Araq.
He said: When the protagonist is on a horse, you can run over monsters that are stunned, and a disturbing crack is heard.
I say: This does no damage to the monsters, so its just more of an accident unless intended by the player.
He says: A character gives her life ro save another
I say: Shes not giving her life, shes giving some of her power to save the other. Its like donating blood LOL.
He said: There are certain puzzels that are extremley difficult. Younger people may be frustrated by these.

Younger players will nead patience because there is a long time from the beginning of the game to the part where you fight monsters.
I say: Thats the good part. Yay for puzzle games!

Here is the psycho parent mentioned in the title. Game: Super Smash Brothers Brawl:

We've gotten rid of this particular game at my home, it causes all of my boys (and I have 5 of them) to get progressively nastier and uglier the longer they play it.


And for all of you teenagers who think you are so clever by writing reviews that are argumentative and defiant of the published overall review....it's obvious you are a kid who likes your video games and doesn't want to be told what to do. Why are you wasting your time arguing about reviews that are intended for parents who actually CARE about what their children are playing? This is a forum for parents to get information about what is actually in the video games, not a site that puts down your favorite game. So stop arguing and posting such obnoxious reviews. Or do you just like spouting off your attitude?

Now go do something worthwhile, like your homework.

Does that strike anyone as a little...I don't know...Evil?
yeah, homework doesnt even help my brain... unless its interesting... XD but i liked the person who did the review on LoZ:TP (lol, tp (toilet paper)), they made some very good points
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: ChaosDazer on Jan 28, 2009 04:49 AM
God, the web theese days. This website is set out to bring down ANY game. It sucks. 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Gleech on Jan 28, 2009 04:54 AM
seriously, people need to stop saying, "VIDEO GAMES ARE SO BAD THAT KIDS SHOULD NEVER PLAY THEM EVER EVER EEEEEEVVVVVVVEEERRRR PLUS THEY'LL GET FAT!" I mean seriously, Video Games are not THAT bad... and im sure people get the wrong impressions from TV and stuff on how the news handles video games -_-' sure some are bad, but not ALL of them... i mean Brawl really isnt that bad of a game... sure you have the ppl who get mad when they lose but thats THEIR problem, THEY are the ones who have a problem with their temper... sure they get you mad at points though, but you just need to learn how to control it (im getting there :P)
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: darkness shadow on Jan 28, 2009 06:21 AM
Quote from: Gleech on Jan 28, 2009 04:54 AM
the ppl who get mad when they lose
there is a simple solution 2 that, turn the difficulty down, if it's still 2 hard there is training
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Jan 28, 2009 06:49 AM
Quote from: ultrashadow on Jan 28, 2009 06:21 AM

there is a simple solution 2 that, turn the difficulty down, if it's still 2 hard there is training
What about the online players that spam cheap moves?coughpituserscough
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Elija2 on Jan 28, 2009 07:04 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on Jan 28, 2009 06:49 AM
What about the online players that spam cheap moves?coughpituserscough

Why would parents let their 7 year old kids play online?  :P
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Super Empra on Jan 28, 2009 08:09 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on Jan 28, 2009 06:49 AM
What about the online players that spam cheap moves?coughpituserscough

What about kirby?coughUpBspammerscough
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Rainage on Feb 18, 2009 07:52 PM
they'd probly rate that with zelda
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Feb 19, 2009 02:23 PM
Quote from: Rainage on Feb 18, 2009 07:52 PM
they'd probly rate that with zelda
Who and what with Zelda?
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: ArsTarpool on Feb 20, 2009 08:10 AM
What the fuck. Seriosuly, man.
They'll problably say that Kirby is part of a Satanic Caniballistic Cult.
And theyre acting like WE dont know what is in video games.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Feb 20, 2009 11:54 AM
Quote from: ArsTarpool on Feb 20, 2009 08:10 AM
What the ****. Seriosuly, man.
They'll problably say that Kirby is part of a Satanic Caniballistic Cult.
And theyre acting like WE dont know what is in video games.
We might know what's in the games, but we might not realize that some of it happens in the real world or what it's significance is.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Dark Tails on Feb 21, 2009 03:59 PM
Ive seen sites like this.

One site had all these winy bitches that were like 8 saying how gta is a ok game for everyone to play, and all these 40 year old people complaining about every f*cking rated E game there is, like saying you shouldnt play Sonic Adventure DX because "as sonic, you kill many creatures along your way".

Preaty gay sites, if you ask me, if you want to rate a game to see if its ok for your children, then RENT THE F*CKING GAME FROM BLOCKBUSTER AND TRY IT OUT YOURSELF because sites like that are always run by kids who are trying to get their parents to let them play the game by making a fake account, writing a fake review, or crazy parents who think that video games should be banned.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Feb 22, 2009 04:07 PM
Quote from: Dark Tails on Feb 21, 2009 03:59 PM
Ive seen sites like this.

One site had all these winy bitches that were like 8 saying how gta is a ok game for everyone to play, and all these 40 year old people complaining about every f*cking rated E game there is, like saying you shouldnt play Sonic Adventure DX because "as sonic, you kill many creatures along your way".

Preaty gay sites, if you ask me, if you want to rate a game to see if its ok for your children, then RENT THE F*CKING GAME FROM BLOCKBUSTER AND TRY IT OUT YOURSELF because sites like that are always run by kids who are trying to get their parents to let them play the game by making a fake account, writing a fake review, or crazy parents who think that video games should be banned.
THE INTERNET
It's over run with retards >_>
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Feb 22, 2009 04:50 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on Feb 22, 2009 04:07 PM
THE INTERNET
It's over run with retards >_>
Hmmm...
I think that could be part of a motivational poster...LIKE THIS ONE!
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1599/theinternetmotovationpo.png) (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theinternetmotovationpo.png)
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Feb 22, 2009 04:52 PM
Quote from: SonicFan47 on Feb 22, 2009 04:50 PM
Hmmm...
I think that could be part of a motivational poster...LIKE THIS ONE!
(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1599/theinternetmotovationpo.png) (http://img12.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theinternetmotovationpo.png)
woops typo XP
it's overrun
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: neosonic978 on Feb 25, 2009 02:45 PM
ummmmm that site is kinda wierd but my parents dont know about it heheheh so im hiding it from my parents
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Eryth on Feb 27, 2009 06:23 AM
Quote from: Gleech on Jan 28, 2009 04:54 AM
seriously, people need to stop saying, "VIDEO GAMES ARE SO BAD THAT KIDS SHOULD NEVER PLAY THEM EVER EVER EEEEEEVVVVVVVEEERRRR PLUS THEY'LL GET FAT!" I mean seriously, Video Games are not THAT bad... and im sure people get the wrong impressions from TV and stuff on how the news handles video games -_-' sure some are bad, but not ALL of them... i mean Brawl really isnt that bad of a game... sure you have the ppl who get mad when they lose but thats THEIR problem, THEY are the ones who have a problem with their temper... sure they get you mad at points though, but you just need to learn how to control it (im getting there :P)

If you don't want your kids to get fat and/or play too many video games then don't home school them. The only people I know with gaming problems are home schooled. Unless they do go to school and skip a lot, but I don't know anyone who does.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Feb 27, 2009 07:52 AM
Quote from: Eryth on Feb 27, 2009 06:23 AM
If you don't want your kids to get fat and/or play too many video games then don't home school them. The only people I know with gaming problems are home schooled. Unless they do go to school and skip a lot, but I don't know anyone who does.
The guy you just quoted is home schooled :P

Try again
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: friesnchip on Feb 27, 2009 08:00 AM
I hate parents like this, how can they decide what is bad and not when they have not freakin idea, don't you think they should AT LEAST LISTEN TO OUR SIDE OF THE STORY?
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: darkness shadow on Feb 27, 2009 09:25 AM
Quote from: friesnchip on Feb 27, 2009 08:00 AM
I hate parents like this, how can they decide what is bad and not when they have not freakin idea, don't you think they should AT LEAST LISTEN TO OUR SIDE OF THE STORY?
amen to that, but they don't listen 2 us, because they think they know best
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Feb 27, 2009 11:17 AM
Quote from: ultrashadow on Feb 27, 2009 09:25 AM
amen to that, but they don't listen 2 us, because they think they know best
While I agree to that, but after reading some of the comments on that site, I also partially agree with the parent.

Yes, it's true that video games can influence our actions,
BUT...
I don't believe them to have any more influence on us than movies or REAL LIFE!
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: EliteDrkLrd on Mar 1, 2009 07:26 AM
honestly video games havebt infulenced me to do anythimg. i play gta4 and i dont walk around shooting ppl and steeling cars. I HATE THESE STUPID WEBSITES THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE BEN MADE THEY MAKE GAMES SOUND 100 BILLION TIMES WORSE THEN THE R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  >:(
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: revenger on Mar 3, 2009 10:26 AM
Wow that's a stupid website.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: NeoMetalSonic on Mar 5, 2009 12:47 PM
wow. Like, Legend of Zelda? It's made by Nintendo! They have like, never made a Rated M game! (that I know of)
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Mar 5, 2009 01:21 PM
Quote from: jonXjon on Mar  5, 2009 12:47 PM
wow. Like, Legend of Zelda? It's made by Nintendo! They have like, never made a Rated M game! (that I know of)
They haven't made any, but there have been a few of them on the Gamecube and Wii.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Mar 5, 2009 03:10 PM
Quote from: SonicFan47 on Mar  5, 2009 01:21 PM
They haven't made any, but there have been a few of them on the Gamecube and Wii.
Like No More Heroes  :)
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Mar 5, 2009 03:12 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on Mar  5, 2009 03:10 PM
Like No More Heroes  :)
And Killer 7, Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes...
There's quite a few, actually.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Crazy_mofo213 on Mar 17, 2009 04:06 PM
I swear those parents are flat out retarded. Puzzles are to hard? WTF!?!? Isn't that a good thing since it requires you to THINK.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Newbiedud2 on Mar 20, 2009 08:02 PM
Ok Dudes Go n' Play The Most Newbiest Game... HABBO!
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Kristomaster on Mar 28, 2009 10:44 AM
It's not psyco parent alert, but hyperoverprotectiveparents alert, seriously, they are TOO careful with their children. Thanks for writing this!
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Mar 29, 2009 03:56 AM
I think they wouldn't be so assish if they tried it themsleves(but something small first like Tetris
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Kristomaster on Mar 29, 2009 09:22 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on Mar 29, 2009 03:56 AM
I think they wouldn't be so assish if they tried it themsleves(but something small first like Tetris

Yeah, but isn't Tetris a bit hard? They should try Freddy the Fish first :P Seriously, parents must play more games so they can understand more!
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Mar 29, 2009 09:55 AM
Quote from: Kristomaster on Mar 29, 2009 09:22 AM
Yeah, but isn't Tetris a bit hard? They should try Freddy the Fish first :P Seriously, parents must play more games so they can understand more!
Nah,I say tetris,that thing is addictive
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: KevChaos86 on Mar 29, 2009 11:20 AM
Yeah, you can never go wrong with Tetris. Unfortunately, you can never reason with a biased hyperprotective parent either...  ::)

But hell, the only thing video games ever influenced me to do was seek out more video games. They're just entertainment... and they're already rated for content too.   :P
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: chet on Mar 31, 2009 04:51 PM
Quote from: DatzAmorayEX on Jan 27, 2009 01:36 PM
Doing your homework is not worthwhile, lady... or man... or whoever parent wrote that!
actually, id say doing your homework IS worthwile, since it impacts your future life.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Super Empra on Apr 1, 2009 05:57 AM
Quote from: chet on Mar 31, 2009 04:51 PM
actually, id say doing your homework IS worthwile, since it impacts your future life.

Homework doesn't teach me anything.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Apr 1, 2009 09:43 AM
Quote from: Super Empra on Apr  1, 2009 05:57 AM
Homework doesn't teach me anything.
Its just practice
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: PileOPapers on Apr 5, 2009 02:16 PM
Wow, messed up much :o
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: sonicmario99 on Apr 6, 2009 01:23 PM
parents these days have no rememberance of when they where a kid.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Apr 6, 2009 01:33 PM
Quote from: sonicmario99 on Apr  6, 2009 01:23 PM
parents these days have no rememberance of when they where a kid.
When most of our parents were kids, the worst (most violent) game on the market was Space Invaders.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Hakudamashi on Apr 6, 2009 01:47 PM
Quote from: SonicFan47 on Apr  6, 2009 01:33 PM
When most of our parents were kids, the worst (most violent) game on the market was Space Invaders.
Most of the grown-ups I know never even knew what a video game was when they were kids
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Apr 6, 2009 06:20 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on Apr  6, 2009 01:47 PM
Most of the grown-ups I know never even knew what a video game was when they were kids
Okay, In that case...
The most violent game on the market was operation.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Super Empra on Apr 6, 2009 10:54 PM
My science teacher doesn't really like video games. She says they are too addictive. She said: "i remember that me and me friends got addicted to those little sonic games in university, we eventually stopped playing them".
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: SonicFan47 on Apr 7, 2009 05:32 AM
Quote from: Super Empra on Apr  6, 2009 10:54 PM
My science teacher doesn't really like video games. She says they are too addictive. She said: "i remember that me and me friends got addicted to those little sonic games in university, we eventually stopped playing them".
And I'm not going to say that isn't true.
Video Games are very addictive, that's why they sell so well.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: KevChaos86 on Apr 7, 2009 09:54 PM
Well, is it any wonder gaming is such an addicting hobby when reality for many ppl is such a crappy alternative?  ;)
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Kristomaster on Apr 10, 2009 02:50 AM
Quote from: KevChaos86 on Apr  7, 2009 09:54 PM
Well, is it any wonder gaming is such an addicting hobby when reality for many ppl is such a crappy alternative?  ;)
Can't agree more, to prevent real-life murders, why don't let us kill people in games, release our anger on them? Not that I do that though...
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: KevChaos86 on Apr 10, 2009 04:44 PM
There's alot of games today that enable the player to run about like a homicidal maniac, Kristo. They're usually rated Mature...  :P.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: JetTheHawk on Apr 10, 2009 04:50 PM
Quote from: KevChaos86 on Apr 10, 2009 04:44 PM
There's alot of games today that enable the player to run about like a homicidal maniac, Kristo. They're usually rated Mature...  :P.
Yeah thats why ESRB has been like all over the GTA series
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Kristomaster on Apr 11, 2009 12:25 AM
Quote from: jet on Apr 10, 2009 04:50 PM
Yeah thats why ESRB has been like all over the GTA series
And that's why the mad lady at the games store wont let me BUY THE GAME, because psycho parents have complained!!!! Not my parents but some others'
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Anonymous56 on Jul 6, 2009 09:56 AM
I Agree with you what if that changes pols opponions about games when it is just people areguing because they can't stand people saying bad things about there facourite game, although if the ppl that made bad comments were wrong theni would be okay about that
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Elija2 on Jul 6, 2009 10:00 AM
Quote from: Anonymous56 on Jul  6, 2009 09:56 AM
I Agree with you what if that changes pols opponions about games when it is just people areguing because they can't stand people saying bad things about there facourite game, although if the ppl that made bad comments were wrong theni would be okay about that

Okay, Major bumper alert...
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: thesateofsonic on Jul 6, 2009 03:02 PM
parentes over react to everything as if its a plage
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: xaio on Jul 7, 2009 03:31 PM
hey, i'm lucky my dad EMBRACES latting kids play whatever we want (as long as it doesn't have "ahemsmexahem in it) unlike my mom, she wants me to GTFA (get the freak AWAY) from my cpu, because i beez sleepeh in teh mornin.(NATURAL) also, i read the first page, and
1: TP IS A BLOOD-LESS GAME!!! so that guy is a ar-tard
1 1/2:SSBB IS NOT A MAKE-MAD GAME!!!
2:that parent is a demon

3:KIRBY IS NOT SANTANIC!!! he eats OTHER ANIMALS not other KIRBIES!!!!


(elija, since this was re-newed, is this a bump?)
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: Jaedowg on Jul 7, 2009 04:52 PM
HOLY COW.
I have Twilight Princess. It isn't bad. The Ocarina of Time has more violent refrences.
Title: Re: Okay, Psyco parent alert...
Post by: shadowDOESrock on Jul 8, 2009 09:48 AM
Quote from: SonicFan47 on Jan 27, 2009 01:13 PM
Ever heard a site called whattheyplay.com?
Well, It was created so that parents can know what is in the games that their children own or want to buy.
Personally, I find it slightly inaccurate (A Mario Galaxy Collectors COIN is rated E? ???) and it has almost as many winy spammers as these very forums.
There are, however, people who try to make good, genuine points either for or against certain games.
Some of these people are stupid. REALLY stupid.

Here's an example of a sane person (a teen, I should add). Game: The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess

I suggest you read the following review, because it might be helpful ^^

Anyways, to start with the Christian stuff, I, myself, am Christian. Yes there are "goddesses" and "sages", but please trust your kids with that! Do you really think they'll just start believing in gods from their video game? When you were a kid would YOU do that? Many parents trust their kids with anything or don't trust them with anything.

Now some replys to stuff:

REPLYS TO *BOB* (Name Changed):
He said: When you kill this ghost/zombie/evil dude kind of monster, its corpse (which is covered by a black robe.) is in the place where it died for the entire game.
He said: There is lots of hacking, slashing, and stabbing in the game.
I say: There is virtually no blood. Compared to games like Grand Theft Auto (Which 10 year olds play) this is nothing.
He said: As a wolf you can tackle and bruttaly kill enemies
I say: Thats nature, actually, not even as bad as nature. People should be able to handle that.
He said: There is a town that is deserted and shows signs of a struggle. Characters imply the inhabitants were killed by monsters.
I say: No one lives in that town except one woman, and the inhabitants did die, but not by monsters, but naturally.
He said: A character is shown executed by being impaled with a sword.
I say: There was NO blood. Its no better than the news about war or Araq.
He said: When the protagonist is on a horse, you can run over monsters that are stunned, and a disturbing crack is heard.
I say: This does no damage to the monsters, so its just more of an accident unless intended by the player.
He says: A character gives her life ro save another
I say: Shes not giving her life, shes giving some of her power to save the other. Its like donating blood LOL.
He said: There are certain puzzels that are extremley difficult. Younger people may be frustrated by these.

Younger players will nead patience because there is a long time from the beginning of the game to the part where you fight monsters.
I say: Thats the good part. Yay for puzzle games!

Here is the psycho parent mentioned in the title. Game: Super Smash Brothers Brawl:

We've gotten rid of this particular game at my home, it causes all of my boys (and I have 5 of them) to get progressively nastier and uglier the longer they play it.


And for all of you teenagers who think you are so clever by writing reviews that are argumentative and defiant of the published overall review....it's obvious you are a kid who likes your video games and doesn't want to be told what to do. Why are you wasting your time arguing about reviews that are intended for parents who actually CARE about what their children are playing? This is a forum for parents to get information about what is actually in the video games, not a site that puts down your favorite game. So stop arguing and posting such obnoxious reviews. Or do you just like spouting off your attitude?

Now go do something worthwhile, like your homework.

Does that strike anyone as a little...I don't know...Evil?

Wait what.

Did i just hear that because of Super Smash Brothers Brawl the kids got nastier.

WHAT IN THE JESUS CHRIST OF HELL?

Whats the problem with Kid watching Reviews. I mean. They don't want to play bad games like in the 90's. were you just had to guess. Untill Nintendo Power Came. Then again, when you had Genesis.


TP has blood? I need to play the game again to see that.

and yeah, i said JC of Hell. There is no JC of Hell. That's how stupid this was.