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Title: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 12:17:19 PM
(http://puu.sh/gyQ2)

I, the transgendered king of Sonic ZONE and Anime Women, wish to ally my kingdom with yours to combat the evil force that is the Monarch of Shadow, the sinister Game Ninja. My troops and followers would make an excellent contribution to your side of the war front and I'm confident that my very own General Draco Slythe will be able to lead your troops to victory.

Should you deny my proposal I'm afraid I may have to attack and take over your fair territory that is the "Sonic Games" section. Refusal to ally will most likely put you at the mercy or two separate armies and I doubt your troops can withstand that sort of punishment.

Think wisely, Sir 196, for your decision here may decide the outcome of this bloody war.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: The Forgotten Alex on February 11, 2012, 12:18:35 PM
I'm so on 196's side on this.

Because want.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 12:20:22 PM
I won't attack Derek, mai waifu.

/double agent?  o:
PLOT TWIST
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 12:21:59 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 12:20:22 PM
I won't attack Derek, mai waifu.

/double agent?  o:
PLOT TWIST
Rumors say that 196 plans to turn against us. Perhaps we could side with The Game Ninja instead.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Mikey on February 11, 2012, 12:22:10 PM
I, the god of pirates, agree to this alliance. :>
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 12:25:06 PM
Quote from: MikeyLevi on February 11, 2012, 12:22:10 PM
I, the god of pirates, agree to this alliance. :>
Aye, but do you command 196's troops?
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 12:26:25 PM
I should hope t' avoid a 'nother war. However me crew disagrees. First mate Salad will be leading an assault with our allies to the front o' your city. ye would be wise to prepare some sort o' defense.

Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 12:25:06 PM
Aye, but do you command 196's troops?
Nay, he don't. Pirate lord mikey, take your side.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 12:51:02 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 12:26:25 PM
I should hope t' avoid a 'nother war. However me crew disagrees. First mate Salad will be leading an assault with our allies to the front o' your city. ye would be wise to prepare some sort o' defense.
Nay, he don't. Pirate lord mikey, take your side.
I see that you have made your choice. Very well, then. If that's how it shall be then so be it! I'll be awaiting your troops at the Forum Games fort in Off Topic. Your wisest choice would be to surrender. Once the first drop of blood falls from my men we shall show no mercy.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 12:58:08 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 12:51:02 PM
I see that you have made your choice. Very well, then. If that's how it shall be then so be it! I'll be awaiting your troops at the Forum Games fort in Off Topic. Your wisest choice would be to surrender. Once the first drop of blood falls from my men we shall show no mercy.
But Sir!  You know as well as I do that those pirates can be a pretty sneaky force to reckon with.
But if it a battle they want, a battle they shall have.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 01:02:46 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 12:58:08 PM
But Sir!  You know as well as I do that those pirates can be a pretty sneaky force to reckon with.
But if it a battle they want, a battle they shall have.
Ah, but you forget, we have the greatest women in all of anime fighting on our side. For every pirate they send we have ten ninja, warriors, wizards and priests. They stand no chance.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 01:03:59 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 01:02:46 PM
Ah, but you forget, we have the greatest women in all of anime fighting on our side. For every pirate they send we have ten ninja, warriors, wizards and priests. They stand no chance.
That is true Sir.
Unless they send that One Piece shit.  Then we're fucked.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 01:10:53 PM
*sends that One Piece shit*

Also, I've forgotten to tell ye.
(http://www.omega7red.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sky-Armada.png)
We also cover the steampunk, space, and internet divisions of piracy. :D
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 01:34:35 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 01:10:53 PM
*sends that One Piece shit*

Also, I've forgotten to tell ye.
(http://www.omega7red.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Sky-Armada.png)
We also cover the steampunk, space, and internet divisions of piracy. :D

Yeah, well. We have fucking robots.

And a chick that can do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp3ojbXG5SA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp3ojbXG5SA)
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 02:07:52 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 01:34:35 PM
Yeah, well. We have fucking robots.

And a chick that can do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp3ojbXG5SA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp3ojbXG5SA)

Robots are anime women now? :U

Anyways, our outfits are cooler.
(http://puu.sh/gzCo)
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 02:12:26 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 02:07:52 PM
Robots are anime women now? :U

Anyways, our outfits are cooler.
(http://puu.sh/gzCo)
Ignore the awkward looking face....
(http://puu.sh/gzEw)
Your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 02:13:14 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 02:07:52 PM
Robots are anime women now? :U

Anyways, our outfits are cooler.
(http://puu.sh/gzCo)
Anime woman robots.

Like Dorothy Wayneright or Alissa here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSnQ-vIfkU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgSnQ-vIfkU)

Also I bet your pirates are cooped up in their ships for a really long time. Do they have the will power to combat hormones when face to face with women like this?:

(http://theyokocritic.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/critique-yoko-12.png?w=600)

Post Merge: February 11, 2012, 07:13:37 PM

Quote from: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 02:12:26 PM
Ignore the awkward looking face....
(http://puu.sh/gzEw)
Your argument is invalid.
lol, Slashy. x3
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 02:27:08 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 02:12:26 PM
Ignore the awkward looking face....
(http://puu.sh/gzEw)
Your argument is invalid.
Not from anime. YOUR argument is invalid :3

Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 02:13:14 PM
Also I bet your pirates are cooped up in their ships for a really long time. Do they have the will power to combat hormones when face to face with women like this?
We have female pirates.. :U
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 02:27:08 PM
Not from anime. YOUR argument is invalid :3
We have female pirates.. :U
Oh, so you're THOSE kind of pirates...
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 02:46:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE)
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 02:48:39 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 02:30:52 PM
Oh, so you're THOSE kind of pirates...
We've adopted some traits from our steampunk division.
We're an equal opportunities fleet. :U
Title: Re: 196, King of the Butt Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 02:52:22 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 02:48:39 PM
We've adopted some traits from our steampunk division.
We're an equal opportunities fleet. :U
Men or women. Your pirates are just flesh and bones. Our hearts are not only organic, but cold, hard steel.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 02:53:02 PM
STOP!
IN THE NAME OF LOVE.
BEFORE I DRAW ANYMORE OF THIS HORRID PICTURE.
-shot-
(http://puu.sh/gzTC)
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 02:54:46 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 02:53:02 PM
STOP!
IN THE NAME OF LOVE.
BEFORE I DRAW ANYMORE OF THIS HORRID PICTURE.
-shot-
(http://puu.sh/gzTC)
Irene cannot feel love.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:03:39 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 02:52:22 PM
Men or women. Your pirates are just flesh and bones. Our hearts are not only organic, but cold, hard steel.
Which is were the steampunk division comes in, yet again. They're used to fighting back the iron fist of the machine.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:05:25 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:03:39 PM
Which is were the steampunk division comes in, yet again. They're used to fighting back the iron fist of the machine.
I don't know why I chose anime women when I don't know that many. Oh well. That's where my alliance with the ninjas will pay off. *shot*
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:06:47 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:05:25 PM
I don't know why I chose anime women when I don't know that many. Oh well. That's where my alliance with the ninjas will pay off. *shot*
Should've stuck to wizardry m'boy
-shot-

Anyways, 1st mate Salad is working on an RP so we can actually start this thing :P
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 03:07:14 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:03:39 PM
Which is were the steampunk division comes in, yet again. They're used to fighting back the iron fist of the machine.
You see this?
This is little Slashy.

(http://puu.sh/gzZb)
Don't make her cry.

Because it's totally logical for machines to grow and physically maturate.
But whatever
She still has emotions.
Don't make her cry :U


Yes, I just pulled this from my ass in about two minutes.
You're welcome.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:06:47 PM
Should've stuck to wizardry m'boy
-shot-

Anyways, 1st mate Salad is working on an RP so we can actually start this thing :P
Waitwut. We're actually doing something about this? xD

Also I find it unfair that a biased member of this war gets to work on the method of combat. We need someone who is indifferent.

Quote from: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 03:07:14 PM
You see this?
This is little Slashy.

(http://puu.sh/gzZb)
Don't make her cry.

Because it's totally logical for machines to grow and physically maturate.
But whatever
She still has emotions.
Don't make her cry :U


Yes, I just pulled this from my ass in about two minutes.
You're welcome.
I'm not sure how to respond here.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 03:11:38 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:09:14 PM
I'm not sure how to respond here.
You don't.  :3
Because this picture will now disappear and nobody will ever see it again.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on February 11, 2012, 03:11:38 PM
You don't.  :3
Because this picture will now disappear and nobody will ever see it again.
I'm saving it because of what you just said.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:24:32 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:09:14 PM
Also I find it unfair that a biased member of this war gets to work on the method of combat. We need someone who is indifferent.
She's just starting the first post. It is an RP, so anything after that is fair game.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:27:04 PM
How do you expect us to have a plausible battle system?
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:34:01 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:27:04 PM
How do you expect us to have a plausible battle system?
It's an RP, what battle system?

Though, we could do a H&H... :I
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:39:39 PM
I'd suggest other means. An online game...I'd try DND but that's too advanced for us.

I never expected us to actually settle this. It's just a joke topic. xD
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:45:17 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:39:39 PM
I never expected us to actually settle this. It's just a joke topic. xD
Rule number 2 of piracy, expect the unexpected. :I
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:47:21 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 03:45:17 PM
Rule number 2 of piracy, expect the unexpected. :I
Salas has apparently been working hard on this to be gone all day. If she hadn't been I would have already called this off. :U

Also, where the fuck is TGN? He was in the first post too.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 04:01:13 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 03:47:21 PM
Salas has apparently been working hard on this to be gone all day. If she hadn't been I would have already called this off. :U

Also, where the fuck is TGN? He was in the first post too.
Gone all day? She started writing about an hour ago.. I'm sure she got distracted or something.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 04:04:58 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 04:01:13 PM
Gone all day? She started writing about an hour ago.. I'm sure she got distracted or something.
She apparently lost it. :U
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: xSalashawty on February 11, 2012, 04:08:02 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 04:04:58 PM
She apparently lost it. :U
AND
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 04:01:13 PM
Gone all day? She started writing about an hour ago.. I'm sure she got distracted or something.
I have disappointed you, Captain.
I-I-I'm sorry. >:
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 04:11:19 PM
Quote from: xSalashawty on February 11, 2012, 04:08:02 PM
ANDI have disappointed you, Captain.
I-I-I'm sorry. >:

Salad, if you don't want to write it, don't do it. Simple as that. I wouldn't ever want to force anything on you... :U
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: TheGameNinja on February 11, 2012, 04:43:35 PM
I'd love to learn DnD if someone were to come up with a campaign for this. :P
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 04:51:21 PM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on February 11, 2012, 04:43:35 PM
I'd love to learn DnD if someone were to come up with a campaign for this. :P

QuoteIntroduction
Well, it's been almost a month since I last said I would create a Zelda RP, so here it starts. The game takes place in Ocarina of Time, during the seven year time skip. Keep in mind, some minor details may be changed to make the game more interesting.

I decided I wanted to see what kind of back stories each of you will be writing to see how I should write the introduction. Most of the plot has been considered, although an ending has yet to be decided upon >.< We'll see where the RP takes us.

This time we will be playing in the 4th edition system since I'm more comfortable with the system. Many of the functions of the game are similar and I will explain any key differences as we move along. For now we will get onto character creation, and I will help you all build your characters much like we did before in Tellius. Well then, let us begin.

World
Before Link entered the temple of time, Ganondorf and his Garudo raided Hyrule Castle, killing the king and all the guards. He then left to chase Princess Zelda in order to gain access to the Spirit Realm. Unluckily, Link had opened the gates and as he remained in his trance, Ganondorf entered the spirit realm.

It has been 4 years since Ganondorf raided Castle Hyrule with his army of Garudo Thieves. The Garudo now live within Hyrule castle, content with their power over Castle Town. The people live in poverty due to the high taxes the Garudo have placed upon the town and those that attempt to flee are slain.

Otherwise, the world has remained much how it was left after Link entered the Temple of Time.

Rules
If you need a refresher, here are some of the rules that are still pertinent in 4th edition.

Core Mechanics (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/theBasics.htm#theCoreMechanic) (stop reading once you get to the "Modifier Types" section, the rest is unnecessary).
Ability Scores (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/theBasics.htm#abilityScores) (read to the bottom of the page. Don't memorize it, just get a basic idea).
Descriptions (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/description.htm) (RP stuff, read enough so that you understand alignment).

Sign Ups
Make sure you fill out the character sheet in the next post.

Sign up list:
1) MarioLinkGenoFan (Chain)
2) Jordan (Jared)
3) Shyguy (Dewi)
4)
5)
6)

This quote is from a DnD topic on a forum I go to. You're sure people here would join in on this?
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 04:58:19 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 04:51:21 PM
This quote is from a DnD topic on a forum I go to. You're sure people here would join in on this?
I would... We'd need some comprehensive rules though.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: TheGameNinja on February 11, 2012, 05:00:49 PM
We're talking about Dungeons and Dragons, right? o3o
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 05:01:27 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 04:58:19 PM
I would... We'd need some comprehensive rules though.
There are BOOKS on this shit. Good luck learning it.

Quote from: TheGameNinja on February 11, 2012, 05:00:49 PM
We're talking about Dungeons and Dragons, right? o3o
That's what it stands for.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 05:45:15 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 05:01:27 PM
Good luck learning it.
I'll stick to drawing pirates.

HOW ABOUT we have an RP, but we draw out the actions the characters do in each post?
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 05:49:42 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 05:45:15 PM
I'll stick to drawing pirates.

HOW ABOUT we have an RP, but we draw out the actions the characters do in each post?
That would accomplish...?

Besides, I can't draw.

I say this:

We leave the battle indecisive. Since you like drawing and Salad likes writing you two can do your thing on how you think the outcome would turn out and anyone who really cares can do their thing.

In short, we leave in at a cliff hanger and let the fans handle the rest. =P
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: Supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 05:59:35 PM
Oh yay, we have fans.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 11, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 11, 2012, 05:59:35 PM
Oh yay, we have fans.
You know what I mean.
Title: Re: 196, King of the Pirates
Post by: jkid101094 on February 14, 2012, 03:10:31 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/20hshfm.png)