196, King of the Pirates

[jkid101094]

I, the transgendered king of Sonic ZONE and Anime Women, wish to ally my kingdom with yours to combat the evil force that is the Monarch of Shadow, the sinister Game Ninja. My troops and followers would make an excellent contribution to your side of the war front and I'm confident that my very own General Draco Slythe will be able to lead your troops to victory.

Should you deny my proposal I'm afraid I may have to attack and take over your fair territory that is the "Sonic Games" section. Refusal to ally will most likely put you at the mercy or two separate armies and I doubt your troops can withstand that sort of punishment.

Think wisely, Sir 196, for your decision here may decide the outcome of this bloody war.

[The Forgotten Alex]

I'm so on 196's side on this.

Because want.

[Dracoslythe]

I won't attack Derek, mai waifu.

/double agent?  o:
PLOT TWIST

[jkid101094]

I won't attack Derek, mai waifu.

/double agent?  o:
PLOT TWIST

Rumors say that 196 plans to turn against us. Perhaps we could side with The Game Ninja instead.

[Mikey]

I, the god of pirates, agree to this alliance. :>

[jkid101094]

I, the god of pirates, agree to this alliance. :>

Aye, but do you command 196's troops?

[Supersonic196]

I should hope t' avoid a 'nother war. However me crew disagrees. First mate Salad will be leading an assault with our allies to the front o' your city. ye would be wise to prepare some sort o' defense.

Aye, but do you command 196's troops?

Nay, he don't. Pirate lord mikey, take your side.

[jkid101094]

I should hope t' avoid a 'nother war. However me crew disagrees. First mate Salad will be leading an assault with our allies to the front o' your city. ye would be wise to prepare some sort o' defense.
Nay, he don't. Pirate lord mikey, take your side.

I see that you have made your choice. Very well, then. If that's how it shall be then so be it! I'll be awaiting your troops at the Forum Games fort in Off Topic. Your wisest choice would be to surrender. Once the first drop of blood falls from my men we shall show no mercy.

[Dracoslythe]

I see that you have made your choice. Very well, then. If that's how it shall be then so be it! I'll be awaiting your troops at the Forum Games fort in Off Topic. Your wisest choice would be to surrender. Once the first drop of blood falls from my men we shall show no mercy.

But Sir!  You know as well as I do that those pirates can be a pretty sneaky force to reckon with.
But if it a battle they want, a battle they shall have.

[jkid101094]

But Sir!  You know as well as I do that those pirates can be a pretty sneaky force to reckon with.
But if it a battle they want, a battle they shall have.

Ah, but you forget, we have the greatest women in all of anime fighting on our side. For every pirate they send we have ten ninja, warriors, wizards and priests. They stand no chance.

[Dracoslythe]

Ah, but you forget, we have the greatest women in all of anime fighting on our side. For every pirate they send we have ten ninja, warriors, wizards and priests. They stand no chance.

That is true Sir.
Unless they send that One Piece shit.  Then we're fucked.

[Supersonic196]

*sends that One Piece shit*

Also, I've forgotten to tell ye.

We also cover the steampunk, space, and internet divisions of piracy. :D

[jkid101094]

*sends that One Piece shit*

Also, I've forgotten to tell ye.

We also cover the steampunk, space, and internet divisions of piracy.

Yeah, well. We have fucking robots.

And a chick that can do this:

[Supersonic196]

Yeah, well. We have fucking robots.

And a chick that can do this:

Robots are anime women now? :U

Anyways, our outfits are cooler.

[Dracoslythe]

Robots are anime women now? :U

Anyways, our outfits are cooler.

Ignore the awkward looking face....

Your argument is invalid.