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Title: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:18:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTyIiN2PBw&feature=relmfu

I'm not even kidding. This has got to be one of the sexiest pieces of music I've ever heard.

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: Chimmy Chonga on August 06, 2012, 10:19:31 AM

But what if while fornicating with it, it never said it loves you?

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:20:56 AM

Quote from: Stachekip on August 06, 2012, 10:19:31 AM
But what if while fornicating with it, it never said it loves you?

Then I'd still love it because I'm a clingy bitch. c:

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: Chimmy Chonga on August 06, 2012, 10:22:43 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:20:56 AM
Then I'd still love it because I'm a clingy bitch. c:

But what if after you were done, it left you and never returned?

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:28:48 AM

Quote from: Stachekip on August 06, 2012, 10:22:43 AM
But what if after you were done, it left you and never returned?

Then I would wait by the front door like an obedient puppy dog until I died of starvation. c:

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: Chimmy Chonga on August 06, 2012, 10:35:40 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:28:48 AM
Then I would wait by the front door like an obedient puppy dog until I died of starvation. c:

But then what if it returned during your wait and took a piss on your drapes?

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:38:52 AM

Quote from: Stachekip on August 06, 2012, 10:35:40 AM
But then what if it returned during your wait and took a piss on your drapes?

Then I would ecstatically climb back into it's arms until it decided to put me down, whereupon I would proceed to clean said drapes.

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: Chimmy Chonga on August 06, 2012, 10:48:01 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:38:52 AM
Then I would ecstatically climb back into it's arms until it decided to put me down, whereupon I would proceed to clean said drapes.

What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: SmashFinale on August 06, 2012, 10:49:38 AM

Quote from: Stachekip on August 06, 2012, 10:48:01 AM
What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?

It would be on his drapes then would it?

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:59:21 AM

Quote from: Stachekip on August 06, 2012, 10:48:01 AM
What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?

Then wouldn't that burn it's dick?

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: Chimmy Chonga on August 06, 2012, 11:22:08 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 10:59:21 AM
Then wouldn't that burn it's dick?

Its schlong is acid-proof somehow.

Title: Re: If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.
Post by: jkid101094 on August 06, 2012, 11:28:40 AM

Quote from: Stachekip on August 06, 2012, 11:22:08 AM
Its schlong is acid-proof somehow.

Well then I would climb into it's arms and toss out the drapes later.

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