http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTyIiN2PBw&feature=relmfu
I'm not even kidding. This has got to be one of the sexiest pieces of music I've ever heard.
But what if while fornicating with it, it never said it loves you?
Quote from: Stachekip on Aug 6, 2012 10:19 AM
But what if while fornicating with it, it never said it loves you?
Then I'd still love it because I'm a clingy bitch. c:
Quote from: jkid101094 on Aug 6, 2012 10:20 AM
Then I'd still love it because I'm a clingy bitch. c:
But what if after you were done, it left you and never returned?
Quote from: Stachekip on Aug 6, 2012 10:22 AM
But what if after you were done, it left you and never returned?
Then I would wait by the front door like an obedient puppy dog until I died of starvation. c:
Quote from: jkid101094 on Aug 6, 2012 10:28 AM
Then I would wait by the front door like an obedient puppy dog until I died of starvation. c:
But then what if it returned during your wait and took a piss on your drapes?
Quote from: Stachekip on Aug 6, 2012 10:35 AM
But then what if it returned during your wait and took a piss on your drapes?
Then I would ecstatically climb back into it's arms until it decided to put me down, whereupon I would proceed to clean said drapes.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Aug 6, 2012 10:38 AM
Then I would ecstatically climb back into it's arms until it decided to put me down, whereupon I would proceed to clean said drapes.
What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?
Quote from: Stachekip on Aug 6, 2012 10:48 AM
What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?
It would be on his drapes then would it?
Quote from: Stachekip on Aug 6, 2012 10:48 AM
What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?
Then wouldn't that burn it's dick?
Quote from: jkid101094 on Aug 6, 2012 10:59 AM
Then wouldn't that burn it's dick?
Its schlong is acid-proof somehow.
Quote from: Stachekip on Aug 6, 2012 11:22 AM
Its schlong is acid-proof somehow.
Well then I would climb into it's arms and toss out the drapes later.