If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It.

[jkid101094]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTyIiN2PBw&feature=relmfu

I'm not even kidding. This has got to be one of the sexiest pieces of music I've ever heard.

[Chimmy Chonga]

But what if while fornicating with it, it never said it loves you?

[jkid101094]

But what if while fornicating with it, it never said it loves you?

Then I'd still love it because I'm a clingy bitch. c:

[Chimmy Chonga]

Then I'd still love it because I'm a clingy bitch. c:

But what if after you were done, it left you and never returned?

[jkid101094]

But what if after you were done, it left you and never returned?

Then I would wait by the front door like an obedient puppy dog until I died of starvation. c:

[Chimmy Chonga]

Then I would wait by the front door like an obedient puppy dog until I died of starvation. c:

But then what if it returned during your wait and took a piss on your drapes?

[jkid101094]

But then what if it returned during your wait and took a piss on your drapes?

Then I would ecstatically climb back into it's arms until it decided to put me down, whereupon I would proceed to clean said drapes.

[Chimmy Chonga]

Then I would ecstatically climb back into it's arms until it decided to put me down, whereupon I would proceed to clean said drapes.

What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?

[SmashFinale]

What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?

It would be on his drapes then would it?

[jkid101094]

What if the piss was acidic and it burned through your drapes?

Then wouldn't that burn it's dick?

[Chimmy Chonga]

Then wouldn't that burn it's dick?

Its schlong is acid-proof somehow.

[jkid101094]

Its schlong is acid-proof somehow.

Well then I would climb into it's arms and toss out the drapes later.