"See, the difference between Diancie and Lilligant is;
One I want to hug and cuddle until it's head pops off, and the other I want to stick my weenie inside of and make, hot, passionate love to."
That happened
It can't, un-happen
"There's a difference between looking at porn because you're horny and looking at porn because you want to GET horny. If you rub one out because you have a boner you're just answering nature's call. If you're getting horny for the sake of rubbing one out that's when you've officially gone full pervert."
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 01, 2014, 07:35:48 PM
"See, the difference between Diancie and Lilligant is;
One I want to hug and cuddle until it's head pops off, and the other I want to stick my weenie inside of and make, hot, passionate love to."
Which is which?
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 01, 2014, 07:48:25 PM
"There's a difference between looking at porn because you're horny and looking at porn because you want to GET horny. If you rub one out because you have a boner you're just answering nature's call. If you're getting horny for the sake of rubbing one out that's when you've officially gone full pervert."
I always masturbate because I feel like it, not because I was horny beforehand. I guess that makes me a pervert?
Quote from: Elija2 on July 01, 2014, 08:06:04 PM
I always masturbate because I feel like it, not because I was horny beforehand. I guess that makes me a pervert?
Exactly, you pervert.
Quote from: Elija2 on July 01, 2014, 08:06:04 PM
Which is which?
Take a guess.
Quote from: Elija2 on July 01, 2014, 08:06:04 PM
I always masturbate because I feel like it, not because I was horny beforehand. I guess that makes me a pervert?
Someone understands me =D
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 01, 2014, 08:14:12 PM
Take a guess.
Well I imagine rubbing your penis against a rock would be painful, so I guess you'd rather fuck the plant thing.
But wanting to cuddle a hard rock is still pretty weird.
I highly doubt the upper portion is as hard as the lower portion.
So you're a futa now? Talking about putting weenies in things.
I'm a Goddess. I can be anything I want.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 02, 2014, 10:42:43 AM
I highly doubt the upper portion is as hard as the lower portion.
The upper portion has diamonds all over it. You'd be hugging in between a rock and a hard place.
(http://www.mcmbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Pok%C3%A9mon-X-and-Y-Diancie.jpg)
I see quite a lot of hugging room.
The entire lower half of her body is a rock.
She has a huge diamond on her chest.
Her head is also covered with diamonds.
I see no comfortable hugging room.
You seriously don't think you can hug someone with jewelry?
What about Mega Diancie? She looks softer altogether.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 02, 2014, 03:00:20 PM
You seriously don't think you can hug someone with jewelry?
That's not jewellery.
That's a huge-ass stone.
There's actual discussion from this...
Quote from: Hakudamashi on July 02, 2014, 04:13:11 PM
There's actual discussion from this...
Well there's nothing else to talk about.
Quote from: Elija2 on July 02, 2014, 03:29:58 PM
That's not jewellery.
That's a huge-ass stone.
Considering the fact that Diancie is smaller than my sister that stone can't be THAT big.
Besides, not like I have dig the stone into my chest to hug her.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 02, 2014, 05:09:23 PM
Considering the fact that Diancie is smaller than my sister that stone can't be THAT big.
Besides, not like I have dig the stone into my chest to hug her.
Nevertheless, please tell me how you'd go about cuddling Diancie when you'd have her massive rock bottom and jewelled head in the way.
Unless you were planning to hug her like this:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6033/6302977834_18592092be_z.jpg)
Which would just be awkward, uncomfortable, and weird. The fact that she is smaller than you would make it even worse.
I was thinking more along the lines of this.
(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o213/kieko4eva/Hug.jpg) (http://s121.photobucket.com/user/kieko4eva/media/Hug.jpg.html)
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 02, 2014, 05:47:06 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of this.
(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o213/kieko4eva/Hug.jpg) (http://s121.photobucket.com/user/kieko4eva/media/Hug.jpg.html)
So you'd be hugging a massive rock and scrubbing crystals against your cheek.
Not like they're going to hurt me.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 02, 2014, 06:00:03 PM
Not like they're going to hurt me.
It would be a very uncomfortable cuddle.
Says one who's never owned a pet rock.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 03, 2014, 11:27:21 AM
Says one who's never owned a pet rock.
I've felt a rock before, you know.
But have you ever hugged one?
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 03, 2014, 12:33:03 PM
But have you ever hugged one?
A hug is basically just feeling something but with more parts of your body.
You know nothing abut the magic of hugs.
My Little Sonic Fan:Hugging is Magic
"hun"
"Elija2 is cool." - jkid101094
Quote from: Elija2 on July 03, 2014, 05:41:09 PM
"Elija2 is cool." - jkid101094
Shut your piehole, sweetheart.
"Shut your piehole, sweetheart." - jkid101094
See? Everything I say is quotable. Even this quote about how quotable I am.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 04, 2014, 07:13:59 AM
See? Everything I say is quotable. Even this quote about how quotable I am.
Technically everything that has ever been said is quotable.
"Technically everything that has ever been said is quotable." - Elija2
You know the forums have a built-in quoting feature, right?
Quote from: Elija2 on July 04, 2014, 07:53:34 AM
Technically everything that has ever been said is quotable.
Just because it's quotable doesn't mean it's worth quoting.
Everything I say is worth quoting.
Quote from: {Your Lovely Kyo}~ on July 04, 2014, 08:22:59 AM
"Technically everything that has ever been said is quotable." - Elija2
Get out of my topic, you treasonous swine.
In space, is it possible to scream?
"If we ever have sex wear tight, silky pants and never take them off."
So basically this is just the "jkid's Sexy Thoughts Topic."
Anyone want to hear my sexy thoughts?
Quote from: Hakudamashi on July 09, 2014, 04:11:37 AM
Anyone want to hear my sexy thoughts?
Get your own thread.
Doesn't really answer my question...
Quote from: Hakudamashi on July 09, 2014, 12:18:13 PM
Doesn't really answer my question...
Yes, I'd love to hear your sexy thoughts.
Well, don't you get enough of that from this?
http://soniczone.net/forum/index.php?topic=35134.0 (http://soniczone.net/forum/index.php?topic=35134.0)
Quote from: Hakudamashi on July 09, 2014, 12:44:14 PM
Well, don't you get enough of that from this?
http://soniczone.net/forum/index.php?topic=35134.0 (http://soniczone.net/forum/index.php?topic=35134.0)
But those aren't your sexy thoughts, those are other people's sexy thoughts.
"Gamefreak is the fucking Anti-Bethesda."
"GoW"
Quote from: jkid101094 on November 09, 2014, 04:45:50 AM
"Gamefreak is the fucking Anti-Bethesda."
the fuck does that even mean
Bethesda can't make a good looking women to save their life, while Gamefreak couldn't make an ugly one to save theirs either.
"Turns out going to bed in this house after 9:00am is like trying to fuck a rat with a taxidermized elephant dildo."
What the fuck does that even mean???
It's not only impossible but why would you want to try it anyway?
But I could come up with a millions scenarios that fit that description. Why the hell did you come up with that one?
Because my mind works in mysterious ways.
You could write a parody noir story with lines like that.
Or better yet I could write the story of 999.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 06:45:51 AM
Or better yet I could write the story of 999.
But the story in 999 is actually good.
You keep telling yourself that.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 05:32:14 AM
"Turns out going to bed in this house after 9:00am is like trying to fuck a rat with a taxidermized elephant dildo."
Go on.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 07:18:22 AM
You keep telling yourself that.
You've been awfully antagonizing lately and I don't know why.
Quote from: Hakudamashi on July 26, 2015, 07:32:19 AM
Go on.
He then proceeded to fuck a rat with a taxidermized elephant dildo.
Is it really a dildo if it came from an animal that was once alive?
Quote from: Elija2 on July 26, 2015, 07:35:42 AM
You've been awfully antagonizing lately and I don't know why.
To you exclusively. Yes, I've noticed, and I've also told you why.
Quote from: Elija2 on July 26, 2015, 07:35:42 AM
He then proceeded to fuck a rat with a taxidermized elephant dildo.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Quote from: Ioshyriku on July 26, 2015, 08:16:05 AM
Is it really a dildo if it came from an animal that was once alive?
(http://puu.sh/jdPnK/eab559192d.png)
Yes, and there's no way it'd fit inside a rat (http://franslanting.photoshelter.com/image/I0000VnIQoErgWkI).
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 09:06:50 AM
To you exclusively. Yes, I've noticed, and I've also told you why.
Just once I'd like you to be mean to Haku just as much as you are to me.
No offense, Haku.
I am offended anyway.
Quote from: Elija2 on July 26, 2015, 09:43:43 AM
Just once I'd like you to be mean to Haku just as much as you are to me.
He doesn't piss in my cheerios though. Do you even realize how impossible it is to find Yogurt Blasted Cheerios anymore?
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 10:06:50 AM
Do you even realize how impossible it is to find Yogurt Blasted Cheerios anymore?
How hard is it?
How are they?
Quote from: Hakudamashi on July 26, 2015, 10:11:43 AM
How hard is it?
When they first came out I was so desperate to try them I asked for them as a Christmas present. Now? I'm pretty sure they were discontinued for not being popular enough.
Quote from: Ioshyriku on July 26, 2015, 10:13:54 AM
How are they?
I recall loving them. They came in vanilla and strawberry flavors but I only ever tried strawberry.
Sounds like my experience with Oreo O's.
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 10:18:32 AM
When they first came out I was so desperate to try them I asked for them as a Christmas present. Now? I'm pretty sure they were discontinued for not being popular enough.
Sounds like the lamest Christmas present ever.
It made me happy and that made my mom happy and in the end that's all that matters.
Quote from: Elija2 on July 26, 2015, 10:32:37 AM
Sounds like the lamest Christmas present ever.
Food is the best present
Always.
"Clearly what seven years of devoted and undying friendship have led up to is rubbing Kay's "Mega Poke Dong".
I hope all the Drakid shippers are happy."
I don't want to know what the context of that quote is.
Drakid sounds like a monster movie....monster.
Godzilla vs. Drakid: Destroy of All Shippers
"If This Song Were a Human I Would Fornicate With It."
"What's your safeword when you're gagged, blindfolded and shackled?"
"Outside the bedroom I'm your wife. Inside the bedroom I'm your object."
Three more for my resume.
You should write a book with these things.
Classic jkid.
"And so sayeth the jkid; (S)He that threatens waifus in my presence shall be cast to the deepest bowels of the netherworld, forfeiting all rights to thine Goddess' genitals."Quote from: Ioshyriku on February 13, 2016, 02:31:40 AM
You should write a book with these things.
Don't encourage me. I might actually do it.