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jkid101094 · July 26, 2015, 07:18:22 AM

You keep telling yourself that.

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2015, 07:32:19 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 05:32:14 AM
"Turns out going to bed in this house after 9:00am is like trying to fuck a rat with a taxidermized elephant dildo."

Go on.

Elija2 · July 26, 2015, 07:35:42 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 07:18:22 AM
You keep telling yourself that.

You've been awfully antagonizing lately and I don't know why.

Quote from: Hakudamashi on July 26, 2015, 07:32:19 AM
Go on.

He then proceeded to fuck a rat with a taxidermized elephant dildo.

Ioshyriku · July 26, 2015, 08:16:05 AM

Is it really a dildo if it came from an animal that was once alive?

jkid101094 · July 26, 2015, 09:06:50 AM

Quote from: Elija2 on July 26, 2015, 07:35:42 AM
You've been awfully antagonizing lately and I don't know why.

To you exclusively. Yes, I've noticed, and I've also told you why.

Quote from: Elija2 on July 26, 2015, 07:35:42 AM
He then proceeded to fuck a rat with a taxidermized elephant dildo.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Quote from: Ioshyriku on July 26, 2015, 08:16:05 AM
Is it really a dildo if it came from an animal that was once alive?

Yes, and there's no way it'd fit inside a rat.

Elija2 · July 26, 2015, 09:43:43 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 09:06:50 AM
To you exclusively. Yes, I've noticed, and I've also told you why.

Just once I'd like you to be mean to Haku just as much as you are to me.

No offense, Haku.

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2015, 10:05:18 AM

I am offended anyway.

jkid101094 · July 26, 2015, 10:06:50 AM

Quote from: Elija2 on July 26, 2015, 09:43:43 AM
Just once I'd like you to be mean to Haku just as much as you are to me.

He doesn't piss in my cheerios though. Do you even realize how impossible it is to find Yogurt Blasted Cheerios anymore?

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2015, 10:11:43 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 10:06:50 AM
Do you even realize how impossible it is to find Yogurt Blasted Cheerios anymore?

How hard is it?

Ioshyriku · July 26, 2015, 10:13:54 AM

How are they?

jkid101094 · July 26, 2015, 10:18:32 AM

Quote from: Hakudamashi on July 26, 2015, 10:11:43 AM
How hard is it?

When they first came out I was so desperate to try them I asked for them as a Christmas present. Now? I'm pretty sure they were discontinued for not being popular enough.

Quote from: Ioshyriku on July 26, 2015, 10:13:54 AM
How are they?

I recall loving them. They came in vanilla and strawberry flavors but I only ever tried strawberry.

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2015, 10:24:10 AM

Sounds like my experience with Oreo O's.

Elija2 · July 26, 2015, 10:32:37 AM

Quote from: jkid101094 on July 26, 2015, 10:18:32 AM
When they first came out I was so desperate to try them I asked for them as a Christmas present. Now? I'm pretty sure they were discontinued for not being popular enough.

Sounds like the lamest Christmas present ever.

jkid101094 · July 26, 2015, 10:39:01 AM

It made me happy and that made my mom happy and in the end that's all that matters.

Hakudamashi · July 26, 2015, 11:33:58 AM

Quote from: Elija2 on July 26, 2015, 10:32:37 AM
Sounds like the lamest Christmas present ever.

Food is the best present
Always.