Okay, guys! I had a brain blast! (Jimmy Neutron FTW!)
Okay, to make this site seem more epic, how about we blow the Spam War of Deep Winter 08-09 WAAAAAAAAAAAY outta proportion.
We've gotta make this story Hollywood-Epic!
How?
Well, we have to speak of how the spammers were overwhelming the forums!
Closing in on every side!
And how the valiant members struggled against the overwhelming odds!
Until they fought off the evil spam armada!!
In a glorious victory worthy of song!!
Let's do this!
Do what you must!
Misquote!
Misinterpret!
Flat out Lie if you must!
Let's make this the most epic thing EVAH!!!!
Quote from: SonicFan47 on March 27, 2009, 03:20:12 PM
Okay, guys! I had a brain blast! (Jimmy Neutron FTW!)
Okay, to make this site seem more epic, how about we blow the Spam War of Deep Winter 08-09 WAAAAAAAAAAAY outta proportion.
We've gotta make this story Hollywood-Epic!
How?
Well, we have to speak of how the spammers were overwhelming the forums!
Closing in on every side!
And how the valiant members struggled against the overwhelming odds!
Until they fought off the evil spam armada!!
In a glorious victory worthy of song!!
Let's do this!
Do what you must!
Misquote!
Misinterpret!
Flat out Lie if you must!
Let's make this the most epic thing EVAH!!!!
HELLL TO TO THE YEAH SONICFAN47. We will take care of the SPAMMERS OF THE FORUM BY ANY MEANS NECISSARY. Ill see if a can see why the spammers come here on youtube
Quote from: jet on March 27, 2009, 03:28:03 PM
HELLL TO TO THE YEAH SONICFAN47. We will take care of the SPAMMERS OF THE FORUM BY ANY MEANS NECISSARY. Ill see if a can see why the spammers come here on youtube
Thanks! but, that's not the point of this topic.
I guess I'll start the topic...
"In the cold globally-warmed December of 2008, the SonicROMS forums were enjoying a peaceful existence. Peaceful, that is, until the evil DARTH SPAMMER entered the domain name. With him came thousands upon thousands of the evil SPAM TROOPERS. With such an epic war, who could win? Although the great SONICROMS REPUBLIC was massive with many members, there was no paramilitary (not official military) to defend it against the evil SPAMTASIC EMPIRE. With the threat of the DEATH SPAM, a weapon powerful enough to pollute an entire site, hanging over the SONICROMS REPUBLIC, something had to be done. As effective as the MOD KNIGHTS were, they were not quick enough to catch some of the SPAM TROOPER ELITES. Not even when the MODS combined their power with the ADMIN MASTERS BANHAMMER POWAHS could stop them all alone. This led to the creation of the SPAMBUSTAHZ, the paramilitary who informed the MODS and ADMINS of the SPAMMERS. The ADMINS and MODS then used the force...I mean...BANHAMMER to eradicate several of the SPAMMERS. However, the fight didn't end there. No, this was only the beginning..."
Next Person? Please continue this OVERLY EPIC RETELLING of the SPAM WARS!!!
ok ill take on from here "Then after the first attack was held the spammers attacked from the rear and damaged the forum by annoying us. Then sonicfanatic47 got his sword and went to go fight the spammers. Jet joined him as well as jet was carrying a bannhammeh. We snuck up into the spammers ship (lmao the story is getting awkward ) and attacked the front of it like the men that we are.We killed 40 spammers and threw them off. But then we found more spam troopers so we called NiGHTMaRE to get the Airplane of weapons so we can fight them but the spammer shot the spam cannons and we could not get them. shortly after that we were captured and put into a cell. But then after that my rank came to SUPERSONIC!! and i got all 7 chaos emeralds and went in his super form. After that sonicfanatic47 and i busted up the ship and it sunk. The War was still not over......................"
someone else continue the story
(http://trishmulholland.com/Intermission.jpg)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/mija123/dancing-vegeta-4124.gif?t=1238212078)
Quote from: windlessusher on March 27, 2009, 04:48:20 PM
(http://trishmulholland.com/Intermission.jpg)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b265/mija123/dancing-vegeta-4124.gif?t=1238212078)
lol. Epic Wind manuever. (and a SPELL FAIL on my part)
Quote from: SonicFan47 on March 27, 2009, 05:05:23 PM
lol. Epic Wind manuever. (and a SPELL FAIL on my part)
well u DID say make it an EPIC story
EPIC stories need EPIC intermissions
Quote from: windlessusher on March 27, 2009, 06:37:34 PM
well u DID say make it an EPIC story
EPIC stories need EPIC intermissions
True, very true...
if this is an epic battle, then i gotta get out the best i've got *gets out epi-BANNUKE it's filled with ban and hollywood effects
After SonicFan47 and jet had destroyed the ship...
DARTH SPAMMER was not pleased. He held a secret conference in his evil lab, where all the greatest spammers joined forces to think of the GREATEST PLAN EVA!!! After this conference, he quickly commanded all of his SPAM TROOPERS to get into their fighter jets and warships. Little did the people of SonicRoms know what they were about to be faced with. DARTH SPAMMER walked into his small but strong warship which was to be the leader of this huge attack. Meanwhile the SPAMBUSTAHZ were getting confused because there had been no response from the SPAMMERS after the ship attack. The SPAMBUSTAHZ finally declared a victory against the SPAMTASIC Empire as they hadn't heard from them for a while. Every member of SonicRoms was celebrating this victory until...
Elana walked into the room saying the SMAMMAHS are coming in 20 hrs..as everyone in sonic roms gasped only one got in to action...WINDLESSUSHER (i think thats how you spell his name :P) with his SUPERSPECIALAWSOME banhammah and..and...AWSOMENESS he defeated 30 spam troopahs but they cept coming for more vip games and cool stuff that ya only have to be a v.i.p for elana decited to hold a meating then.....
(lol "Until they fought off the evil spam armada!!" when you put armada it made me think of invader zim FTW)
The production of the DEATH SPAM came to a completion. With the ultimate weapon of the SPAM EMPIRE finally operational, the SPAMBUSTAHZ began to panic. This weapon was even more powerful than the ban powers of the MODS and ADMINS! Suddenly, one mod stood up during the meeting. The Mighty ULTRASHADOW stood and said, in perfect Shakespearian english, "Behold, my brotheren! I have formed a weapon which concentrates the might of the ban energy! I present to you...TEH BANNUKE!!!!" With this weapon, everyone within the SONICROMS REPUBLIC began to rejoice! The great and merciful NiGHTMaRE announced to the people, "With this weapon, we can fight off the SPAM EMPIRE once and for all!"
The epic battle began. WINDLESSUSHER continued to beat down SPAM TROOPERS by the thousands, but he was still vastly outnumbered. When the moment seemed the most bleak, the fighting duo of REAVER77 and HYPERDARKSPINES, two other MOD KNIGHTS who were constantly trying to out do each other during the war, came in and gave much needed aid to WINDLESSUSHER. After destroying a SPAM SUPPLY DEPO, WIND, REAVER, and HYPER all went to aid the other members in battle. After several hard-fought battles, the FAITHFUL MEMBERS overtook key SPAM EMPIRE posts, thus removing them from the map. All that remained in their place was the echos found in the quotes of certain topics.
However, the SPAMMERS were not done yet. When the war seemed over, the SPAMMERS tested their DEATH SPAM on the SONIC TALK SECTION. The effect was devestating. Several SPAM topics were created instantly and several key members, including the noble DATZAMORAYEX, forcing them out of the spam war due to severe injury. One key member, SonicFanatic, was blown usunder by the first Blast of the DEATH SPAM. However, she used her awsome skillz to rebuild her self, with the help of the ADMIN DRACO.CHAN, as DARKSHADOW, one of the most fierce of the SPAMBUSTHAZ!
The unrivaled strength of the newly constructed BANNUKE was about to be tested. But what of other key members of the battle such as RIVALDRAGONIC and AKATSUKISONIC?
Tune into the next post for more!
(Dang, that's one long post!)
lol u guys could write a book XP
lol ur right...but my writing sux
Quote from: Elana-The-hedgehog on March 28, 2009, 11:04:10 AM
lol ur right...but my writing sux
Not true! Your writing is very good!
Quote from: windlessusher on March 28, 2009, 09:57:50 AM
lol u guys could write a book XP
I don't know...I was thinking more along the lines of a movie screenplay...XD
oo contact...gorge lucius..he'll make one XD
ok now its my turn to take off again
AHEM
"so after that RIVALDRAGONIC and AKATSUKISONIC went to everyones aid. they destroyed the spammer and deleted thier accounts. but then something was teriibly wrong. i hacker came and made himself admin and traped them in a cell.But then suddenly Phantom CAME BACK and went in his giant airplane that looked like a BANHAMMEH. he fired if and destoryed the hacker. After that KnuXXX came and rescued RIVALDRAGONIC and AKATSUKISONIC. shortely after that Jet came in with two swords and locked all the members intros sections as they were bumping old topics. but then something was wrong. A SPAM BOMB> how can we stop it???
tune in next time to find out ;)
After weeks of fighting and the destruction of the DEATH SPAM, the war seemed over. But, no, it was just the beginning! After KNUXXX (who earned the last two X's for his outstanding bravery on the battlefield. This also made him one of the legendary MOD KNIGHTS!) rescued RIVAL and AKATSUKISONIC, and JET, the LEGACY MODE UNLOCKER, locked the spam member intros, one of the hackers did the unthinkable. They locked out the account of AKATSUKISONIC, the ADMIN MASTER who aided in the site-wide restoration!!! With one of the ADMIN MASTERS out of the picture, the spammers became more bold. They began more subtle tactics to retake lost territory. The bumped old topics, spammed like never before, and created spam topics all across the forum, including several unsuccessful attempts in the spam/off-topic section. While these new attempts were bold, they were not as powerful as previous attempts. Several members returned to the fight, including RIVALDRAGONIC and DATZAMORAYEX, keeping the status quo unchanged. However, the no one saw what the spammers would do next...
only one member saw...ONE..elana once again reported the spamah but..she faild as she was captued by DARTH SPAMAH to be held as prisinor..
(lol i lost ideas..>.<)
ELANA was taken to their evil prison. DARTH SPAMMER was watching her because he was afraid that she may escape. Suddenly the door opened and ADOLF SPAMMER walked in. He walked to where DARTH SPAMMER was standing. He was standing right infront of him. There was silence for a minute and then DARTH SPAMMER welcomed him. ELANA was quietly watching this and then she used her secret phone to warn JET and SONICFAN47 that ADOLF SPAMMER was on the dark side...
"When JET and SONICFAN47 got ELENA's call they rushed over there as they were very brave. JET rickrolled ADOLF SPAMMER and then SONICFAN47 locked all the spam topics. Then They went to save elena. JET found the key but SONICFAN47 got held when DARTH SPAMMER got ahold of him. JET went after Him but it was no use. Then all of a sudden The Epic Espio (aka Mephiles) came and choked DARTH SPAMMER. Then Draco Banned DARTHSPAMMER. then JET laughed in front of him. Elena was rescued by Espio when he saw her in the cell.
But then the unthinkable. all of them were sent to the ARK (sa2 reference)..... everyone on there went crashing into the ARK. it was about to explode when The General Spammer fired at the ARKS weak point. The Ark was crashing to the Earth and was ganna make inpact in 20 minutes....
what will happen to them. Tune in next time ti find out ;)
All MOD,ADIMINS,and MEMBERS where shoked they all couldent pake there things and leave to mobius in 20 min..they had to think fast but all of a sudden LIGHT found all the chaos emeralds so all of us could go in our SUPA forms..
and thats when they discovered that they weren't in their SUPA forms. They were just on fire...
After they got rid of the fire kilerdad finnaly awoke from his deep slumber and went to fight the war... he fought bravely alongside shadow84786 and SuperEmpra. But they were out numbered 3 to 1000000 they just couldnt keep up but just then wind found they found that the super emeralds were buried beneath the exact same spot they were standing on and they used them to transform to their HYPER FORMS and then they fought on until only 10000 spammers were left but just then the spam bombarding aircraft came and started makin pointless topics at a countless rate...............................
.....................(WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??? TUNE IN ON THE NEXT POST TO FIND OUT)
Shortly after that Jet came in to save them when he gained the Chaos emeralds and went into his super form. He removed all those pointless topics when his rank went to "Sonic God!!*".Jet blinded the spammers with his epicness. Then Jet got Super Empra and made him a potion that triggers a chaos Blast. Soon enough the spammers were dead with chaos blast from super empra, Chaos spears from shadow84786 and some asswoooping from Jet. We had only 2 minutes untill the Ark was ganna crash to the earth. so Jet super empra and Shadow84786 went in the Ark and ran through the level called Crazy Gadget. The final battle was almost there. They all got an A rank on that stage. Shortly after that Wind, knuxxx, And Rival came to assist if needed. They ran through Final Chase and got A ranks on them. Preetty much all the SPAMBUSTAHZ CAME IN and went through the level to defeat the spammers all together. The SPAMBUSTAHS raised their swords high in the air and prepared for battle.
12 hours after all the fighting was done they SPAMBUSTAHZ were victorious. But there was another problem, the Ark was ganna crash in 20 minutes because someone momentarily disfunctioned it. They all had to go but the path was blocked. The only way to do it was to Run through the level"Cannons Core" and they all had a special part in it. They Ran through and hoped for the best. Will they make it in time? or will they die in the ARK? Tune in next time when someone posts to find out ;) (god thats one big post! 8D)
:'( you didnt include me in your story :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: kilerdad on April 07, 2009, 11:39:52 PM
:'( you didnt include me in your story :'( :'( :'(
Who said that the story is over?
The fighting never ended....
And why are you waiting? Add your self to the story! In an epic manner that Chuck Norris would be envious of!
Wind used his SUPERSPECIALAWESOME attack on the guards. While SUPA JET and SUPA SUPER EMPRA blasted their way through the ARK. All SPAMBOTS were destroyed and some were VAPOURIZED by teh awesomeness of DARK SHADOW. They all met each other in a room. Suddenly ADOLF SPAMMAH and his army shot at us but there pathetic attempts failed. DARTH SPAMMA used his evil powers to bring one of us to his side...
(Who will be the traitor and who will be the hero? Find out in the next post...)
Wen he called someone in he was about to bring shadows of silver to his side becuz it was his birthday but then kilerdad rushed there and used SuperChaosControlBlast(SCCB) and made darthspammer fall back causing shadows of silver to be safe but shortly after billions of spammers started ataccking us but (KILERDAD,SUPEREMPRA,WINDLESSUSHER,JET,SHADOW84786,AND NIGHTMARE WERE TO TOGETHER so they used super special awsome antispammer chaos control blast)
(WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS ??????? TUNE IN TO THE NEXT POST OF SPAM WARS TO FIND OUT )
lolz i just love typin that story
NiGHTMaRE knew that SonicRoms would eventually lose because it just couldn't handle so many spam attacks. So he formed a new order called the Sonicroms Anti Spam Technology Agency (SASTA). It was formed so we can develop advanced technology against teh EVIL SPAMMAHS. NiGHTMaRE posted a competition, the prize was... A place in the SASTA and only ten members could win this prize. Their first job was to make a weapon 1000X more powerful and epic than the BANNUKE...
Who made the awesome weapon of mass spam destruction and who made it into the SASTA, find out in the next post.
After That When they fired there mighty blast they heard word that someone made THE SASTA. And The Maker OF IT WAS...SONICRULEZ10 (lol you didn't expect that huh)He came out and said "hi guys whats happenening" and then After he made if Jet was all like O_o And everyone else was all like "ditto" So anyway after that The ARK was almost crashing to the Earth. Jet went to the earth in an effort to stop the evil spammers before they get to earth......Super Empra came with him And got all the BANNHAMMEHS BANNUKKKES, WEEGEE STARES, RICKROLLS, CARMELDANNES AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN STOP SPAMMERS. WHEN THEY CAME BACK THE SPAMMERS TRIPLED O_o. THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW. WHAT COULD WE DO NEXT. THEN SONICRULEZ10 FIRED THE SASTA AT THE SPAMMERS AND A BIG WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SOUNDED. THE SPAMMERS WERE DEAD. AND WE ALL THANK SONICRULEZ FOR THAT. BUT WE STILL NEED TO KILL DARTH SPAMMER. SHORTLY AFTER THAT JET CALLED LAMP IN AND LAMP FIRED HIS LAZERS AT HIM. BUT THEN SHOP DA WOOP CAME WITH MY PERSUADING SKILLS <3 AND SHOP DA WOOP SAID "MY LAZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IM A FIRIN IT" AN SHOP DA WOOP FIRED THE LAZA AND KILLLED ALLLLLLL THE SPAMMERS......AND HE DESROYED SOME PLANETS TO BUT WHO GIVES <3. BUT THE ARK WAS STILL GANNA FALL DOWN. WHAT WILL WE DOOOOOOOO!!!. find out on the next post :D
As the ARK made it's final decent, all hope seemed lost. However, NiGHTMaRE, in order to save the lives of all, used his EPIC CHOCOLATEY PWN SAUCE WEB PAGE POWAHS to transport all of the faithful members from the nation-planet of SonicROMS to a new nation-planet, SonicZONE. It seemed that all was well.
The spammers were defeated, and the casualties were light. However, WINDLESSUSHER, one of the greatest generals in the legendary SPAM WARS collapsed after the transport, mortally wounded from the fighting. In his last moments of life, he continued about his business, with his last word being a simple "bye".
The members all mourned, with the funeral looking (and sounding) something like this:
NOTE: Yes, it's a Star Trek reference. Get over it. I found it fitting, given the topic above.
Sound:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9FAeXpuagU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9FAeXpuagU&feature=related)
Look (minus the Paramount logo):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoVorJHfUco&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoVorJHfUco&feature=related)
During the course of two wars, many were lost.
A few were gained, including Chet, who was cleared of what was thought to be treason.
However, one member dissapeared suddenly...Elana-the-Hedgehog.
Where could she have gone?
No one is quite sure, however one thing is certain...This is...
The end of Part 1.