The Spam Wars!!!!

[SonicFan47]

Okay, guys! I had a brain blast! (Jimmy Neutron FTW!)

Okay, to make this site seem more epic, how about we blow the Spam War of Deep Winter 08-09 WAAAAAAAAAAAY outta proportion.
We've gotta make this story Hollywood-Epic!
How?
Well, we have to speak of how the spammers were overwhelming the forums!
Closing in on every side!
And how the valiant members struggled against the overwhelming odds!
Until they fought off the evil spam armada!!
In a glorious victory worthy of song!!

Let's do this!
Do what you must!
Misquote!
Misinterpret!
Flat out Lie if you must!
Let's make this the most epic thing EVAH!!!!

[JetTheHawk]

Okay, guys! I had a brain blast! (Jimmy Neutron FTW!)

Okay, to make this site seem more epic, how about we blow the Spam War of Deep Winter 08-09 WAAAAAAAAAAAY outta proportion.
We've gotta make this story Hollywood-Epic!
How?
Well, we have to speak of how the spammers were overwhelming the forums!
Closing in on every side!
And how the valiant members struggled against the overwhelming odds!
Until they fought off the evil spam armada!!
In a glorious victory worthy of song!!

Let's do this!
Do what you must!
Misquote!
Misinterpret!
Flat out Lie if you must!
Let's make this the most epic thing EVAH!!!!

HELLL TO TO THE YEAH SONICFAN47. We will take care of the SPAMMERS OF THE FORUM BY ANY MEANS NECISSARY.  Ill see if a can see why the spammers come here on youtube

[SonicFan47]

HELLL TO TO THE YEAH SONICFAN47. We will take care of the SPAMMERS OF THE FORUM BY ANY MEANS NECISSARY.  Ill see if a can see why the spammers come here on youtube

Thanks! but, that's not the point of this topic.
I guess I'll start the topic...
"In the cold globally-warmed December of 2008, the SonicROMS forums were enjoying a peaceful existence. Peaceful, that is, until the evil DARTH SPAMMER entered the domain name. With him came thousands upon thousands of the evil SPAM TROOPERS. With such an epic war, who could win? Although the great SONICROMS REPUBLIC was massive with many members, there was no paramilitary (not official military) to defend it against the evil SPAMTASIC EMPIRE. With the threat of the DEATH SPAM, a weapon powerful enough to pollute an entire site, hanging over the SONICROMS REPUBLIC, something had to be done. As effective as the MOD KNIGHTS were, they were not quick enough to catch some of the SPAM TROOPER ELITES. Not even when the MODS combined their power with the ADMIN MASTERS BANHAMMER POWAHS could stop them all alone. This led to the creation of the SPAMBUSTAHZ, the paramilitary who informed the MODS and ADMINS of the SPAMMERS. The ADMINS and MODS then used the force...I mean...BANHAMMER to eradicate several of the SPAMMERS. However, the fight didn't end there. No, this was only the beginning..."


Next Person? Please continue this OVERLY EPIC RETELLING of the SPAM WARS!!!

[JetTheHawk]

ok ill take on from here "Then after the first attack was held the spammers attacked from the rear and damaged the forum by annoying us. Then sonicfanatic47 got his sword and went to go fight the spammers. Jet joined him as well as jet was carrying a bannhammeh.  We snuck up into the spammers ship (lmao the story is getting awkward ) and attacked the front of it like the men that we are.We killed 40 spammers and threw them off. But then we found more spam troopers so we called NiGHTMaRE to get the Airplane of weapons so we can fight them but the spammer shot the spam cannons and we could not get them. shortly after that we were captured and put into a cell.  But then after that my rank came to SUPERSONIC!! and i got all 7 chaos emeralds and went in his super form. After that sonicfanatic47 and i busted up the ship and it sunk. The War was still not over......................"


someone else continue the story

[Hakudamashi]

[SonicFan47]

lol. Epic Wind manuever. (and a SPELL FAIL on my part)

[Hakudamashi]

lol. Epic Wind manuever. (and a SPELL FAIL on my part)

well u DID say make it an EPIC story
EPIC stories need EPIC intermissions

[SonicFan47]

well u DID say make it an EPIC story
EPIC stories need EPIC intermissions

True, very true...

[darkness shadow]

if this is an epic battle, then i gotta get out the best i've got *gets out epi-BANNUKE it's filled with ban and hollywood effects

[Super Empra]

After SonicFan47 and jet had destroyed the ship...
DARTH SPAMMER was not pleased. He held a secret conference in his evil lab, where all the greatest spammers joined forces to think of the GREATEST PLAN EVA!!! After this conference, he quickly commanded all of his SPAM TROOPERS to get into their fighter jets and warships. Little did the people of SonicRoms know what they were about to be faced with. DARTH SPAMMER walked into his small but strong warship which was to be the leader of this huge attack. Meanwhile the SPAMBUSTAHZ were getting confused because there had been no response from the SPAMMERS after the ship attack. The SPAMBUSTAHZ finally declared a victory against the SPAMTASIC Empire as they hadn't heard from them for a while. Every member of SonicRoms was celebrating this victory until...

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Elana walked into the room saying the SMAMMAHS are coming in  20 hrs..as everyone in sonic roms gasped only one got in to action...WINDLESSUSHER (i think thats how you spell his name ) with his SUPERSPECIALAWSOME banhammah and..and...AWSOMENESS he defeated 30 spam troopahs but they cept coming for more vip games and cool stuff that ya only have to be a v.i.p for elana decited to hold a meating then.....

(lol "Until they fought off the evil spam armada!!"  when you put armada it made me think of invader zim FTW)

[SonicFan47]

The production of the DEATH SPAM came to a completion. With the ultimate weapon of the SPAM EMPIRE finally operational, the SPAMBUSTAHZ began to panic. This weapon was even more powerful than the ban powers of the MODS and ADMINS! Suddenly, one mod stood up during the meeting. The Mighty ULTRASHADOW stood and said, in perfect Shakespearian english, "Behold, my brotheren! I have formed a weapon which concentrates the might of the ban energy! I present to you...TEH BANNUKE!!!!" With this weapon, everyone within the SONICROMS REPUBLIC began to rejoice! The great and merciful NiGHTMaRE announced to the people, "With this weapon, we can fight off the SPAM EMPIRE once and for all!"
The epic battle began. WINDLESSUSHER continued to beat down SPAM TROOPERS by the thousands, but he was still vastly outnumbered. When the moment seemed the most bleak, the fighting duo of REAVER77 and HYPERDARKSPINES, two other MOD KNIGHTS who were constantly trying to out do each other during the war, came in and gave much needed aid to WINDLESSUSHER. After destroying a SPAM SUPPLY DEPO, WIND, REAVER, and HYPER all went to aid the other members in battle. After several hard-fought battles, the FAITHFUL MEMBERS overtook key SPAM EMPIRE posts, thus removing them from the map. All that remained in their place was the echos found in the quotes of certain topics.
However, the SPAMMERS were not done yet. When the war seemed over, the SPAMMERS tested their DEATH SPAM on the SONIC TALK SECTION. The effect was devestating. Several SPAM topics were created instantly and several key members, including the noble DATZAMORAYEX, forcing them out of the spam war due to severe injury. One key member, SonicFanatic, was blown usunder by the first Blast of the DEATH SPAM. However, she used her awsome skillz to rebuild her self, with the help of the ADMIN DRACO.CHAN, as DARKSHADOW, one of the most fierce of the SPAMBUSTHAZ!

The unrivaled strength of the newly constructed BANNUKE was about to be tested. But what of other key members of the battle such as RIVALDRAGONIC and     AKATSUKISONIC?
Tune into the next post for more!

(Dang, that's one long post!)

[Hakudamashi]

lol u guys could write a book XP

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

lol ur right...but my writing sux

[SonicFan47]

lol ur right...but my writing sux

Not true! Your writing is very good!

lol u guys could write a book XP

I don't know...I was thinking more along the lines of a movie screenplay...XD