Puns place

[Dark Tails]

puns..... hmmm...... what puns do i know.....

ahh, screw that


Q: what does michael jackson and video games have in common?

A: they are both turned on by little boys



Guy 1:did you know michael jackson was at the mall

Guy 2: yeah, why

Guy 1: little boys pants were half off

[Hakudamashi]

Where do you hear this stuff XD

[Dark Tails]

Where do you hear this stuff XD

alota places...

[darkness shadow]

erm... the internet, where we hear about everything

[Dark Tails]

erm... the internet, where we hear about everything

i only got the sex is like riding a bycycle from the internet

rest i got from other places

[Hakudamashi]

damn man you type fast

Super Mario GAYLEXY!!!!!

[darkness shadow]

do i? i never noticed, and SAVE THE EARTH, it's the only planet with chocolate, and sonic games

[Hakudamashi]

and it the only one where we KNOW the____is.

Fill in the blank

[Dark Tails]

hmmm, more jokes

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."

The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend...so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast..., he won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what happened.....?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The F**ker had all pennies!'"

[Hakudamashi]

I don't get it

[Dark Tails]

I don't get it

..... read it again, and if you still dont get it, ill explain

[Hakudamashi]

OOOHHHH it was $200 in pennies XD

[Dark Tails]

OOOHHHH it was $200 in pennies XD

xD

Q.how many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.NONE.he only screws little boys

[Gleech]

LOL

[Dark Tails]

LOL

xD

any more jokes???