Got beaten up by a gang of four :'(

Started by Jordan teh Echidna, Sep 28, 2009 05:05 AM

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Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 15, 2009 12:47 PM
fail, they're not ganna care when someone is telling them off on the internet where they can't hurt him, that'll just piss them off more >_>
Have you learned this from experience?
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Quote from: SonicFan47 on Oct 15, 2009 01:08 PM
Have you learned this from experience?
no, i just got jumped from behind, and after that rearranged the guys face with a crowbar, wanna see it? jk XD
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To tell you the truth I get beat up every week by a guy a named Nathan Hale.  I hate getting beat up though, so I've decided to work out.

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Quote from: NiGHTS on Sep 28, 2009 05:52 AM
ooh lol

last time someone hit me in the street there was 5 of them they headbutted my ear i walked on then hit me in the eye and as soon as I went to flatten the guy they ran liek fuck >:C

i then found a shiney penny i mean it was so shiney =0

but anyway one trick that always works and requires the right kind of music

let them get in a circle round you then take of your shoes and do a "shoe rave" and just franticly beat the sense out of them all xD
again u neeed the right kind of music

Thats it.

Not the entire sonic zone gets there and kicks their faces.

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Quote from: Mikey the Echidna on Sep 28, 2009 05:05 AM
Well *ahem* today, i was walking to my bro's and sis's school, until i remembered that i had to walk home.
I started walking home, then i saw these 3 kids, around my age, behind the trees talking, so i ignored it, then i saw them chasing after me so i raaannnn.
I ran past cars, across a loonng roundabout, down this really steep hill, and i was frickin' TIRED. I then saw they stopped so i carried on walkin'.
Then they called over a friend bigger than me, i told them to go away, then started running again, i ran through an entire mall, and i was tired like s***.
One grabbed me and started kicking my privates, but i walked away, then he did it twice more, then a white boy pushed me, i almost fell over but i got up.
Then i walked away again, he shouted to not to walk off then grabbed my hair i said what they wanted from me and he said that i shouted suck your mum.
I said, i don't use that kind of language to people i don't know, then he shouted DONT LIE and smashed me into the ground, then i got angry and grabbed his hair and pushed him away in self defence.
Then the rest of the kids kicked me in the face, and my back, now i have a swollen lip and my face is bleeding.
This man came over and stopped it, and told them to say sorry. So they did, but obviously they didnt mean it.
This woman then came over and gave me money to go on the bus, i did and that's it >.< MAN it was SO painful...

Well the question on my mind is, what did you do to provoke these assholes? Because in all truth and honesty, no one is just going to randomly jump you for no reason.
Unless these are some kind of super-chavs with epic chav-powers or some shit.

Anyway here's a popsicle for your trouble:


Quote from: NiGHTS on Sep 28, 2009 05:43 AM
get me a boat ticket and ill be right over >:C
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Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 15, 2009 01:17 PM
no, i just got jumped from behind, and after that rearranged the guys face with a crowbar, wanna see it? jk XD
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no seriously...they just jumped me, when the police questioned me i heard there had be a lot of unprovoked attacks recently, so ya =\
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Ouch, Must of hurt. :( I get bullyed, they suck :(

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Too bad, but I never get a chance to fight because people aren't bullies.
I'd push crush their heads by throwing them on each other, POW.

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Quote from: Chaos Swissroll on Oct 24, 2009 01:48 AM
Too bad, but I never get a chance to fight because people aren't bullies.
I'd push crush their heads by throwing them on each other, POW.
oooouch
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Or even better, run to the nearest police station and get those idiots to leave you alone.