CHEESY PICKUP LINES

[CradledEggle]

Das rite..im bored..and this topic should be funny so..NYEH

"are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written? all
over you"

[Super Sonic Boom]

"I think I need some ice over here, 'cause this one's hot!"

[Dracoslythe]

"I've seemed to have lost my number, can I borrow yours?"
Classic one.  :3

[Gamerdude]

"I just ate some Skittles. Wanna tastes the rainbow?"

[dark rouge]

"I like your hat"

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

"hey u! ya u--- not u! u! ya! can i borrow five bucks?"

[dark rouge]

"you make my floppy disk become a hard drive"

[Light the Hedgehog]

"you make my floppy disk become a hard drive"

gross.

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

"u put da cream in my donuts"

[CradledEggle]

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

"i lost my momma."

[jkid101094]

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

o.o

Are you a [insert your synonym for prostitute here] 'cause your blowing my mind.

*shot*

[CradledEggle]

"Are you a hurricane? cuz your blown me away" mines better

NERD "You turn my software into hardware"

[HereAndThere]

"Yo, the word of today is legs, come to my place and spred the word"

[Gamerdude]

"I seem to have lost my house keys. Mined if I say over at your place?"