Ask a Stupid Question and get a Stupid Answer

[TheGameNinja]

I feel something... in my pants.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[SuperSonic23]

I feel something... in my pants.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The amount of pi.

Why does Megan Fox have a butter thumb?

[seandkiller]

The amount of pi.

Why does Megan Fox have a butter thumb?

Because I can't believe it's not butter!
Why can't math terminology ALWAYS refer to food?

[SuperSonic23]

Because I can't believe it's not butter!
Why can't math terminology ALWAYS refer to food?

Cuz they're hungry!

Why do I hate Jkid?

[seandkiller]

Cuz they're hungry!

Why do I hate Jkid?

Because you do.
Why is loskmorkaslrsk?

[SuperSonic23]

Because you do.
Why is loskmorkaslrsk?

Cuz it shamallamadingdong.

Why is my dick so long?

[TheGameNinja]

Cuz it shamallamadingdong.

Why is my dick so long?

Because you're comparing it to an ant.

What kind of Pokemon are you?

[seandkiller]

A charmanderdialgapalkia.

What does lseokeidokpoaloploplolosoltoposki equal?

[SuperSonic23]

A charmanderdialgapalkia.

What does lseokeidokpoaloploplolosoltoposki equal?

pi

Why do I liek Power Rangers?

[TheGameNinja]

Because you're a "teenager with attitude!" to quote the original theme song.

Where did YouTube Poop come from?

[SuperSonic23]

Because you're a "teenager with attitude!" to quote the original theme song.

Where did YouTube Poop come from?

Shit.

Why do I liek Hispanic girls?

[jkid101094]

'cause I like Caucasian girls.

Why is my computer so ****ed up?

[Gamerdude]

Because your using it.

Why am I here again?

[jkid101094]

I dunno.

Aren't you supposed to be in bed?

[Gamerdude]

Not yet.

OMG WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE!?!