Corrupt a Wish

[Hakudamashi]

I can't believe noone has done this yet =O

Basically person 1 states a wish they'd like fulfilled, then person 2 grants the wish, but it doesn't  turn out like he/she planned or wanted

example:person 1"I wish Knuckles was in Sonic 4 Episode 1 as DLC
            person 2"Granted, but he only appears in the end credits"


I wish aknotholeresident's head would explode

[xSalashawty]

granted, but you have to die with him.



I wish that i'll finish this sentence

[Hakudamashi]

Granted, but it got you banned

I wish IGN wasn't biased

[xSalashawty]

granted, but now you are.


I wish ads didn't exsist

[Hakudamashi]

Granted, now they're replaced with Justin Beiber musicals

I wish I had 10% of Nintendo's profits

[xSalashawty]

granted, but you have 90% more Justin profit.

I wish this topic was active

[Jazz Nova]

Granted at the expense of you getting banned

I wish Halo Reach was on PC

[xSalashawty]

granted; but it costs 28420940723897547853278953879328793247894327878932487934879234879234789243$ and there's no pirated versions.



I wish I would stop getting the same char when I take personality quizzes of animes.

[Jazz Nova]

Granted. But the charas you get now are VERY SUPER MEGA ULTRA close to the one you used to get

I wish the world was atheist

[Ioshyriku]

granted but everyone will burn in hell

I wish French was easyer to learn

[Hakudamashi]

Granted, but the teaching method involves signing

I wish I had a fat-free yogurt

[Fiamonder]

granted, but your long lost brother will suddenly sneeze in Japan while he's sitting in a store looking at Pokémon cards.

I wish that homework would be done in a few seconds

[Hakudamashi]

granted, but your long lost brother will suddenly sneeze in Japan while he's sitting in a store looking at Pokémon cards.

I wish that homework would be done in a few seconds

I dun get it @_@

Granted, but its done incorrectly

I wish I was fucking Megan Fox

[TobiTheGoodGirl]

I dun get it @_@

Granted, but its done incorrectly

I wish I was fucking Megan Fox

Granted, but you got an STD

I wish I had some cookies 030

[Gamerdude]

Granted, but you can't eat them.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.