Corrupt a Wish

[Ioshyriku]

granted but he will become a douche

I wish I was the most powerfull human in the world

[Skyle369]

Granted but I'm the most powerful human in the galaxy.

I wish I had skittles.

[Ioshyriku]

granted but their expired

I wish the dream I had last night was real

[TobiTheGoodGirl]

Granted, but everything in your dream would go wrong.

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH!

[Ioshyriku]

granted but you'll be someones meal

I wish I had a pet dragon

[Jazz Nova]

granted but the dragon will eat you

I wish I could control Time AND run at the speed of sound

[xSalashawty]

granted, but you tripped over a rock while running.


I wish I could be done with my crappy book report.

[Mikey]

Granted, but you get an F.

I wish I wasn't so ugly.

[TobiTheGoodGirl]

Granted, but you get an F.

I wish I wasn't so ugly.

Error granting this wish, you are already cute ^_^

I wish I didn't have a tummy ache D:

[Mikey]

Granted. But little Mikeys live inside your tummy now, stoping germs in their tracks.

I wish Sonic Colors would come out faster.

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but SEGA repeats the Sonic 06 fiasco, and the game ends up with the best graphics in the world, but has a worse story than a horrible fanfic and even worse gameplay

I wish that I was able to talk to girls...

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but SEGA repeats the Sonic 06 fiasco, and the game ends up with the best graphics in the world, but has a worse story than a horrible fanfic and even worse gameplay

I wish that I was able to talk to girls...

Granted, but you'll puke 1 time on your first date


I wish I was ACTUALLY 17

[Jazz Nova]

granted, but you have the body of a 10-yr old

I wish that I was the King of Games. In America.

[Tanassy]

Granted, but you can't afford them.

I wish my Interwebz was faster.

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but you can't afford them.

I wish my Interwebz was faster.

granted, but it's expensive


I wish I could sleep whenever I want