Corrupt a Wish

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but the next time you fall asleep, you won't wake up.

I wish I was a Nobody (Kingdom Hearts 2, Days and Chain of memories. For those who don't know what Nobodies are, LOOK 'EM UP before answering, thank you very much)

[xSalashawty]

granted, but you'll never see sunlight




I wish that jazz didn't day that I'd die the next time I sleep >.>

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but now you'll die in a dream. By my hands.

I wish I was fluent in Japanese

[darkness shadow]

granted, but you forgot english

i wish the cake wasn't a lie

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but now the cake is an un-truth.

I wish I had a Portal gun... and am NOT in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center

[darkness shadow]

granted, but it's only a replica

i wish i could fly o3o

[Jazz Nova]

Granted, but now Season 0 Yami Yugi will challenge you to a Shadow Game. And Season 0 Yami doesn't f*ck around.

I wish I has a millenium item

[TobiTheGoodGirl]

Granted, but now Season 0 Yami Yugi will challenge you to a Shadow Game. And Season 0 Yami doesn't f*ck around.

I wish I has a millenium item

Granted, but you can never speak in 1337 again.

I wish 1337 didn't exist.

[darkness shadow]

granted but some alternative was created instead

i wish i could poke you

[Jazz Nova]

Granted and y6ou explode.

I wish I could play card games on motorcycles.
(If you don't know it, plz don't answer)

[darkness shadow]

granted but you forget to look where you're going and crash

i wish caek

[xSalashawty]

granted, but its holographic(Spongebob meatloaf refernce FTW?)

I wish Avril would actually release all her songs, dammit. >:l

[Hakudamashi]

Granted, put they all combusted spontaneously

I wish I had AIDS

[xSalashawty]

Granted, but it's marajana


I wish that I don't have to be watched on my internets

[Hakudamashi]

Granted, now you're recorded on the internets

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in the land of Ark