Fortunately Unfortunately

[jkid101094]

Unfortunately, GD was captured by the guards because it was private and according to ancient law they were forced to cut off his left testicle, staple it to his head, strip him and glue him to a post upside down so that passerbys could have their way with him.

[Gamerdude]

Fortunately, this was all just one bad fanfic and none of this ever happened.

[Skyle369]

Unfortunately, a God decided it to happen irl.

[jkid101094]

Fortunately, I still got my dream honeymoon with Rayoka...after the sex change. o3o

[Gamerdude]

Unfortunately, the GD in the fanfic wasn't me and I went home like nothing ever happened

[jkid101094]

Fortunately, you were eaten by walking piranhas on the way home.

[Gamerdude]

Unfortunately. I respawned in my house and I killed them all with a oversized hammer.

[Jazz Nova]

...Wait... that's messed up, mate.
Fortunately, I LOST THE GAME

[Supersonic196]

Unfortunately, you respawn in 2.82 seconds

[Tanassy]

Fortunately, I'm a graveyard camper.

[Tanassy]

Unfortunately, this game died. -shot-

[Ioshyriku]

Fortunately you revived it

[jkid101094]

Unfortunately I killed it again.

[Tanassy]

Fortunately I killed Jkid.

[jkid101094]

Unfortunately I'm immortal.