Ask a Stupid Question and get a Stupid Answer

[ShadaDX]

Because lazy = awesome.

Why am I lazy at times but not at others?

Because you're magic >:3

Why do i have fingers?!

[Ioshyriku]

you need them to do thing you can't do with your bare hands

how much for this free water?

[Shadow26]

Hmmmm, $1

Why are trees planking upright?

[ShadaDX]

Hmmmm, $1

Why are trees planking upright?

Because they are straight.

Why is my blood plurple?

[Ioshyriku]

maybe you are not a being from earth

why are girls from anime prettier than real ones?

[ShadaDX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOtYKQ7i1So&feature=related

Why do shoes exist?

[Ioshyriku]

because gloves aren't to confortable

why am I typing to post in here?

[ShadaDX]

Because you are a pie.

Why is my cat not eating the computer mouse?!

D:<

[Jazz Nova]

You nitwit.

Is the moon made of cheese?

[ShadaDX]

Go try, lets see if its edible

Why do bird's fly?

[Jazz Nova]

Because they're trying to get away from someone.

Wat do?

[Ioshyriku]

wut do what?

^

[HereAndThere]

Idk.

P4?

[ShadaDX]

XXX

What is love?

[xSalashawty]

a noun.
It is something a human can emotionally create

Remember when you tried to kill me twice..