Waiter there's a ______ in my soup!

[Jazz Nova]

It's the Globetrotter special.

Waiter, there's a pokemon in my soup

[MilesTailsProwerFan]

Well, you know what they say... GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! 

Waiter, what the fuck is this?

Waiter, there's a 500-pound TURKEY in my soup...ALIVE!! 

[xSalashawty]

That turkey has herbs in his stomach and it is still. Your argument is invalid

Waiter, 42

[Jazz Nova]

...I don't know the question to that answer...

Waiter, there's a football match in my soup. And Chelsea is winning.

[darkness shadow]

eat the players if you don't want them to win then


waiter, there's endermen in my soup =/

[TailsLover2010]

Shit, your screwed.

WAITER THERE IS A CONDOM AND PENIS IN MY SOUP ALSO A VAGINA.

[Ioshyriku]

you are suposed to use some kind of combination between those three, even if the first one is not really necesary, but it's healthy

waiter there is a cheap ho in my soup

[dracoattacker]

There is supposed to be a ho in or special soup.

Waiter, there's a friend of mine in my soup!

[Ioshyriku]

we tried to make the soup as friendly as possible

waiter there is Dark Force in my soup

[Juderter]

waiter there's a tomato in my soup...oh its supposed to be there?? ahh screw it "throws soup bowl"...give me another

[Ioshyriku]

we don't have any more soup

Waiter there is a brief history of soup in my soupy soup

[Juderter]

Waiter...there's surprise butt secks in my soup...

[Ioshyriku]

SURPRISE!

Waiter, there is no soup in this dimension

[Supersonic196]

cool beans.

Waiter... I don't have any soup.

[Jazz Nova]

there is no soup in this dimension

Waiter, Barney Stinson is in my soup