Why i never put "witty" statements on facebook

[nazo unleashed]

Yeah, isin't that fantastic.

[Dracoslythe]

I love how my IRL friend from school liked that status.
lol, Timmy.

[Elija2]

Life is like the distance between the Earth and the Sun.
It's long.

Life is like an ice cube.
It's cool.

Life is like a ribcage.
Everyone has one.

I'll be here all week.

[jkid101094]

Life is like the distance between the Earth and the Sun.
It's long.

Life is like an ice cube.
It's cool.

Life is like a ribcage.
Everyone has one.

I'll be here all week.

If this was Facebook I'd like this.

[Elija2]

If this was Facebook I'd like this.

So because this isn't Facebook you dislike my jokes?

What the fuck man.

[Tanassy]

So because this isn't Facebook you dislike my jokes?

What the fuck man.

If this was Facebook I'd "like" this.

There..?

[jkid101094]

So because this isn't Facebook you dislike my jokes?

What the fuck man.

Yes, Eli. Because that just makes so much sense.

[Jazz Nova]

Yes, Eli. Because that just makes so much sense.

This is Elijah that you're talking about.
Take his words with a grain of rice. Whatever that means.

[Elija2]

Take his words with a grain of rice. Whatever that means.

I too would like to know what that means.

[Jazz Nova]

I too would like to know what that means.

It's something my parents say...

[jkid101094]

It basically means don't take everything he says seriously.

I think.

[Elija2]

I can't take grains of rice seriously.

[Jazz Nova]

I can't take grains of rice seriously.

Grains of rice can't take you seriously

[shadowDOESrock]

that 'lifes like a penis' thing is old as fuck.

I've had on Steam since like... ever.

[Elija2]

Life is like deer.

They're both four letter words.