The Birthday Game

[TrueSilverWolf]

I murder a homeless guy because I was drunk. Yup.

[The Forgotten Alex]

I choked on my best friend because i'm hot and I do what I want.

...THIS THING KNOWS ME SO WELL <3

[jkid101094]

I went out with a goat because that's how I roll.

Yep. Too bad I'm not a furry. *slapped*

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

I choked on my dog because that's what I do.

I lol'd

I choked on my best friend because i'm hot and I do what I want.

...THIS THING KNOWS ME SO WELL <3

...Lmfao.

[TheGameNinja]

I hugged a sock because the voices told me to.

[Dracoslythe]

I went out with a banana because I was drunk.
Yep, sounds about like me.
Only I do that shit sober.

[jkid101094]

I command you, my minions, to bring me more of these. >:U

[Skyle369]

I hugged a soda because I was drunk.
Figures.

[EpicDuck]

I ate a Nugget in a Biscuit, because then I become an Epic Duck, and I already did so now you know why I'm a EPIC DUCK!

Edit: Since I screwed up

I murdered a banana because that's how I roll.

[TailsLover2010]

I fapped to become this.

EDIT: I did that wrong so......

I choked on a homeless guy because I was high.

Not sure what kind of choked that is......

If its the whole body or... Ah fuck I can't believe I've done this.

[jkid101094]

I fapped to become this.

I ate a Nugget in a Biscuit, because then I become an Epic Duck, and I already did so now you know why I'm a EPIC DUCK!

You two are doing it wrong.

[TailsLover2010]

You two are doing it wrong.

Yesterday I got stupid fucking boxxed X so I knew I was gonna do it wrong.

[Jazz Nova]

I ate a homeless guy b/c the voices told me to
I kissed your mum b/c that's how I roll

[~Bubblicious~]

I fell in love with my neighbor (my shirt has several colours so I'm combining them) because I am stupid, high, drunk, and I hate myself. Plus, that's just how I roll.

Harry Potter Tshirt xD

[PurpleOrangePoo]

I  choked on myself, because i'm hot and i can do what i want. O.o