Ask a Stupid Question and get a Stupid Answer

[Mephiles]

you spotted a paradox. congrats.

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

[HereAndThere]

/FuckingGenius.
'Cause he or she doesn't want to be rude and/or doesn't want to see your junk.

WhoWantsAFreeiPod?

[Ioshyriku]

if it's free, why not?

^?

[Mephiles]

because it comes with a free virus!

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

[Kirby]

I don't see why not.


If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to here it, does it make a sound?

[jkid101094]

Yes. Sound waves still exist.

Can I has a huggle?

[Mephiles]

Sure if if you're specific on who you want it from

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

[HereAndThere]

I dunno.

Am I sick?

[jkid101094]

Yes...In the head...but so are the rest of us. =P

Can I has a huggle?

[Ioshyriku]

$100

what is you humans chess?

[TailsLover2010]

it is a series of gears and pulleys that make a bomb to send off to the US so they can bomb nothing and rape penises which rape a mother and then rape you. All in your sleep.


How does rape work mommy?

[HereAndThere]

You do something to someone that he/she/it doesn't want to have done to he/she/it :3

Am I dead?

[Jazz Nova]

In an alternate universe where you got ran over by a car.

What is love?

[HereAndThere]

You see, when a man and a woman like each other very much, love is born.
A perfect example of this is -Insert SZ Couple Hurr-

Riiiight?

[Hyper Shadow 00]

Wrong. There is no such thing as "love" ITS ALL A LIE!!!!

But why is there no love? (Free cookies to whoever gets the answer right)