FF7 and skype in a nut-shell

[Hakudamashi]

But well, this is what my friend ended up telling me after I asked about what characters are the best...And the guy has seriously spent more than 1000 hours on that game.

Does your friend have "Final Haven"?
If no, then his opinion is invalid

[HereAndThere]

Does your friend have "Final Haven"?
If no, then his opinion is invalid

Yes, yes he does.
But he still finds Tifa useless when she's compared to anyone else.

[Hakudamashi]

Yes, yes he does.
But he still finds Tifa useless when she's compared to anyone else.

Well good for him. I dunno how he went about training his Tifa, but my Tifa ended up with the second highest Attack(first being Cloud of course) and highest defense.
She's also the only character I've found to have the perfect mix of being a Monk and a White mage on the account that she ends up having a f*ckton of health, if I dared to give the same materia setup to anyone else who wasn't Cloud, their health becomes pitiful.
Another reason I keep her is because of her limit break, cause since I'm good at the slot machines minigame, I get "Yeah!" all the time, and it becomes the most damaging thing since Knights of Pound.

And besides

Tifa's actually the most useless character out of all 9.

Most useless=/=Useless
Just because she's the most pathetic of her group doesn't mean she can't rule the world if she wanted to if you catch my drift.

[HereAndThere]

And besidesMost useless=/=Useless
Just because she's the most pathetic of her group doesn't mean she can't rule the world if she wanted to if you catch my drift.

Yes, but the point here is, she could easily get raped by Shinra grunts.
:3 -shot-

[Hakudamashi]

Yes, but the point here is, she could easily get raped by Shinra grunts.

No
Shinra grunts fear her, those doujins are stupid.