Ask jkid Anything You Want. ANYTHING.

[jkid101094]

The next time i go to my father's apartment in Chicago (really Elmhurst), can i visit you?

My mom was almost forcing money on me so we could hang out when I told her.

I'd be way too shy to, though.

[SmashFinale]

My mom was almost forcing money on me so we could hang out when I told her.

I'd be way too shy to, though.

Yeah, last time was really bad for the sole reason that i had to go to a family reunion.
Just got one question. You got any multiplayer games?

[Ye Olde Swagfag]

Shanghai?

[jkid101094]

Just got one question. You got any multiplayer games?

Quite a few, actually. The real problem would be controllers.

Shanghai?

What about it?

[Ye Olde Swagfag]

What about it?

Use your imagination to answer the question.

[jkid101094]

My imagination died with my virginity.

[Ye Olde Swagfag]

OK, I'll give you a clue.

Sh(e)(h)angh(igh)ai?

[jkid101094]

Still don't get it.

[Ye Olde Swagfag]

OK, here are some answers (only one is correct obviously).

a.) Is indeed the largest city in China
b.) Never been
c.) Why is there a question mark?
d.) No, about 20cm off the ground

Pick the RIGHT one, and you get infinity rice balls. Pick the wrong one, sorry m8.

[jkid101094]

D...?

[Ye Olde Swagfag]

D...?

Congratulations! You win!
(Get it? She-Hang-High?)

[Hakudamashi]

Jkid, do you care for Ducktales?

[jkid101094]

Congratulations! You win!
(Get it? She-Hang-High?)

That was a shitty joke.

Jkid, do you care for Ducktales?

Yeah.

[Ye Olde Swagfag]

That was a shitty joke.

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FML.

[jkid101094]

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FML.

Once you've had to explain the joke you've already failed in telling it. The delivery is the most important part.