Ask jkid Anything You Want. ANYTHING.

[Hakudamashi]

I try, but I'm balding early.

Sad to hear.

Is Jordan the kind of gal to were dresses, skirts, or pants?

[Elija2]

Asshole.

Sorry, that was really rude of me.

Have you ever been to a concert?

[jkid101094]

Is Jordan the kind of gal to were dresses, skirts, or pants?

All three, but usually I depict her in a skirt and leggings like in Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

Sorry, that was really rude of me.

You better be sorry.

Have you ever been to a concert?

I can't go to them. I broke my ear drum as a kid so music that loud would be psychically painful to listen to. I don't lament over it, though.

[Hakudamashi]

All three, but usually I depict her in a skirt and leggings like in Pokemon and Animal Crossing.

I'm genuinely surprised you didn't mention spats.

I can't go to them. I broke my ear drum as a kid so music that loud would be psychically painful to listen to.

Yeesh, what happened?

[jkid101094]

I'm genuinely surprised you didn't mention spats.

I find them hot and all but Jordan doesn't exist to suit my weird fetishes.

Yeesh, what happened?

My uncle was tossing me up in the pool and when I came down I hit the water in an awkward way.

That shit it like concrete.

[Hakudamashi]

I find them hot and all but Jordan doesn't exist to suit my weird fetishes.

Not for any sex appeal or anything, I just think they'd look nice, specifially with a skirt, like May

Well, May's not wearing a skirt, it's just her undershirt extending out of her red shirt, but you get what I mean.

My uncle was tossing me up in the pool and when I came down I hit the water in an awkward way.

That shit it like concrete.

Ouch.

But do you still go to pools?

[jkid101094]

Not for any sex appeal or anything, I just think they'd look nice, specifially with a skirt, like May

Well, May's not wearing a skirt, it's just her undershirt extending out of her red shirt, but you get what I mean.

I think it's safe to say that neither of us are exactly keen on showing our legs outside of beaches and swimming pools. Maybe if we could keep the leggings, but I can't say for sure.

But do you still go to pools?

Yep. I don't swim though but that's because I'm ashamed of my body. It's a realy bummer because I LOVE swimming and water in general.

[Elija2]

Aww, poor jkid.

[Hakudamashi]

I think it's safe to say that neither of us are exactly keen on showing our legs outside of beaches and swimming pools.

pfft, speak for yourself. I only wear shorts unless I'm going somewhere formal or the place is really fucking cold, I hate wearing lengthy clothes, they're a pain to clean and they restrict my movement, on top of the tropics being really fucking hot and I don't need the extra heat.
I expose my hairy legs for all to see.

Yep. I don't swim though but that's because I'm ashamed of my body. It's a realy bummer because I LOVE swimming and water in general.

Ya ever tried losing weight n' stuff?
I mean that in the least offensive way possible.

[jkid101094]

pfft, speak for yourself. I only wear shorts unless I'm going somewhere formal or the place is really fucking cold, I hate wearing lengthy clothes, they're a pain to clean and they restrict my movement, on top of the tropics being really fucking hot and I don't need the extra heat.
I expose my hairy legs for all to see.

I wear sweatpants so often that my Social Studies teacher in Jr. High actually called me that as opposed to my real name. I guess he found it funny because literally everyone else wore jeans.

Ya ever tried losing weight n' stuff?
I mean that in the least offensive way possible.

It doesn't make a difference when you look like an ape.

[Hakudamashi]

I wear sweatpants so often that my Social Studies teacher in Jr. High actually called me that as opposed to my real name. I guess he found it funny because literally everyone else wore jeans.

Your teacher called you "Sweatpants"?

It doesn't make a difference when you look like an ape.

Well it's a start.
And some people find looking like an ape totally sexy.

[jkid101094]

Your teacher called you "Sweatpants"?

Yep. For three years. He was cool.

Well it's a start.
And some people find looking like an ape totally sexy.

I don't care what those people think. I care about what I think I hate all of this fat and hair and ugliness.

[Elija2]

And some people find looking like an ape totally sexy.

Yeah but they don't call them apes, they call them bears.

[Hakudamashi]

I don't care what those people think. I care about what I think I hate all of this fat and hair and ugliness.

Sorry to hear you don't find yourself cute.

But what if you were Zoidberg?

[Elija2]

Would you rather be an attractive guy or an unattractive girl?