Tomodachi Life

[Elija2]

Danny only hooked you up with Yukari so he could have Kay all to himself. What a scumbag.

[jkid101094]

They were married prior though. I tried to break them up but my attempts were in vain.

[Elija2]

Kay is missing out.

[jkid101094]

Yeah well now she's having Sexbang babies and I'm with one of my top 10 waifus.

The only one that doesn't win here is Saber who is alone and only has two friends.

[Elija2]

I thought you loved Saber?

[jkid101094]

I do but my Mii and I are two different people.

[Elija2]

Why would you and your fictional Mii counterpart not be similar people?

[jkid101094]

Because that's not how the game works.

[Elija2]

Make my Mii break up with Suzy and get with Saber.

[jkid101094]

I can't. If that's how the game worked my Mii'd be dating Saber.

They have to do these things on their own. I can only nudge them.

[Elija2]

I'll bet you 100 ElijaBux that I'll get with Saber before you do.

[jkid101094]

My mii is happily married so good luck with that.

[Elija2]

That means I'll totally win!

[jkid101094]

Or we could both lose if you end up staying with Suzy.
Besides, you could also end up with the genderbent Slenderman or half human/half cockroach hellspawn living in the apartment if things go especially bad for you.

[Elija2]

They don't seem like my type.