Ask Haku all of the things.

[Elija2]

But then what will you play when you're on the can?

[Hakudamashi]

Smash.

[Elija2]

You're still gonna be playing it 10 years from now?

[Hakudamashi]

I played Smash 64 till Brawl came out, and I played Brawl till 4 came out.
So yes, I am very positive I will.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite visual novel?

[Hakudamashi]

Shuffle! and or Clannad.

[Elija2]

How are the porn scenes?

[Hakudamashi]

Depends if you care for slideshows.

[Elija2]

Also why the fuck didn't you say 999?

[Hakudamashi]

Because 999 isn't my favourite?

[Elija2]

How dare you.

What's your favorite aisle in the grocery store?

[Hakudamashi]

The one with the porn magazines.

[Elija2]

They sell porn at your grocery store?

[Hakudamashi]

Some of them
Some times.

[Elija2]

When you see them do you whisper "Holy moly" out loud?