Ask jkid Anything You Want. ANYTHING.

jkid101094 · Apr 21, 2015 03:57 PM

Possibly, if you would stop annoying me.

Elija2 · Apr 21, 2015 04:01 PM

When was the last time I annoyed you?

jkid101094 · Apr 21, 2015 04:15 PM

The last time you asked a stupid question.

Elija2 · Apr 21, 2015 04:18 PM

So never?

jkid101094 · Apr 21, 2015 04:19 PM

Make it just now.

Elija2 · Apr 21, 2015 04:26 PM

Could someone really make mustard an instrument if they tried hard enough?

jkid101094 · Apr 21, 2015 04:29 PM

I hear if you squeeze it really hard you can get it to make a fart noise.

Elija2 · Apr 21, 2015 04:30 PM

Does that mean asses are instruments?

jkid101094 · Apr 21, 2015 04:34 PM

If you can make more than one note with it it should be considered an instrument so yes.

Elija2 · Apr 21, 2015 05:03 PM

Does that mean every part of our bodies are instruments?

jkid101094 · Apr 21, 2015 05:14 PM

I don't know. Can you play separate tones by smacking your penis around?

Elija2 · Apr 21, 2015 05:18 PM

Yes. Would you like a demonstration?

jkid101094 · Apr 21, 2015 05:20 PM

Depends. Can you get Tana to try it?

Elija2 · Apr 21, 2015 05:22 PM

What makes Tana's penis more preferable that mine?

jkid101094 · Apr 21, 2015 05:24 PM

If I see your cock it means I have to date you. If I see Tana's cock it's just another Sunday.