Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

You're doing a great disservice to all of video-game-dom.

Are you gonna get that FF7 remake?

[Hakudamashi]

Damn fucking straight I am

I'm gonna buy it twice
One to play and one to have sex with.

[Elija2]

Your dick is small enough to fit inside the hole in a disc?

Are you gonna get that weird chibi Final Fantasy game too?

[Hakudamashi]

It's not, so I'll probably snap it in half.

Yes, yes I am.

[Elija2]

Are you still not gonna get Shenmue?

[Hakudamashi]

Yes, I am still not going to get Shenmue

[Elija2]

Are you gonna get The Last Guardian?

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Do you think Nintendo's Digital Event will be better than Sony's conference?

[Hakudamashi]

Maybe.

[Elija2]

Would you buy a first-person Metroid game on 3DS?

[Hakudamashi]

I hate Prime Hunters, so probably not.

[Elija2]

I hate Prime Hunters, so probably not.

So I take it you're not buying that Metroid spinoff?

[Hakudamashi]

No.