Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

I can.

[Elija2]

Then why aren't you?

[Hakudamashi]

Because I don't want to.

[Elija2]

Why not?

[Hakudamashi]

Because I don't want to.

[Elija2]

Then what do you want to do?

[Hakudamashi]

Go back to sleep.

[Elija2]

Sleeping all day isn't healthy for you. You should do something productive like play RE6 with me.

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 is coming out on both PS4 and Vita. Which version are you gonna get?

[Hakudamashi]

Prolly the PS4 ver.

[Elija2]

What do you think of the characters having tan lines?

[Hakudamashi]

Tan lines are sexy

Tanned skin in general is sexy.

Yes, I enjoy them quite a bit.

[Elija2]

Who's your least favourite DOA girl?

[Hakudamashi]

That'd be Lisa.