Want to chat with God?

[dark rouge]

whoever made this knows nothing about God, seriously you can talk to God simply by praying you wont hear any words but he gives you answers in many different ways.
and the fake god on the website wont answer.

[jctheking]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ass
God:
Thanks for the information:  jeremy said I AN ASS.
Me:
how you know my name
God:
You told me your name  jeremy.
Me:
when
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
ok?
God:
Uh.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
.......
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ok!
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
oh my good
God:
And?  Have you told many people that your  good?
Me:
no i mean oh my god!
God:
Are you serious?  Ahem.  Have you told many people that your  god?
Me:
your a dip shit
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  dip shit?  No.
Me:
dont correct me shit face
God:
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
Me:
your gay im leaving now
God:
Right now?  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  gay im leaving.
Me:
wtf that makes no sence
God:
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Me:
ok bye dip shit
God:
See you later!  Pardon me?
Me:
just bye fag!
God:
Bye for now.