Want to chat with God?

[Shadow84786]

AND I MADE GOD ADMIT HE WAS A FEMALE.
I had to take a screenie of it, though, since it was at school, and I can't access the forum there.

lol he is a bot

[shadowDOESrock]

Me:
A
God:
A B C...
Me:
B
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
D
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
E
God:
F.
Me:
F
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
H
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
J
God:
Are we still talking about  H?
Me:
K
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
L
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
M
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
N
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
P
God:
:-).
Me:
Q
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
R
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
S
God:
:-).
Me:
T
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
U
God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:

God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
W
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
X
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Y
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Z
God:
In the context of  Y, I don't understand " Z." .
Me:
PORN
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
IT SHOULD
God:
And it could.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
**** YES
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
**** NO
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CAUSE I ****ED YOUR MOM.
God:
Interesting explanation.  That is interesting:  said   ****ED YOUR MOM.
Me:
LOL HYPOCRITE
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  That is a very original thought.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
YOUR PENIS
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  PENIS.
Me:
OH YES
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I DUNNO
God:
Me either.
Me:
OKAY
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ALL RIGHT
God:
OK.
Me:
MKAYS
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DIABEETUS
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.  GOODBYE
God:
By what standard?   Goodbye.
Me:
BECAUSE THE SHOW SAID SO
God:
Interesting explanation.  Tell me more.
Me:
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
DATTEBAYO
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
IF I COULD HAVE YOUR CHILDREN.
God:
Try it.
Me:
OKAY.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
GOOD.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
LET'S HAVE HOT KINKY SEX, THEN.
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I KNOW.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU GOT IT RIGHT LAST NIGHT.  IN BED.


that's when I took my exit.  lmao

God wants to have fun too! LOL!

Have Draco at having SeX with God! 

[Skyle369]

AND I MADE GOD ADMIT HE WAS A FEMALE.
I had to take a screenie of it, though, since it was at school, and I can't access the forum there.

WTF! THATS SO AWESOME!

[sonic fan003]

AND I MADE GOD ADMIT HE WAS A FEMALE.
I had to take a screenie of it, though, since it was at school, and I can't access the forum there.

A girl bot? So it's not god, and it's a girl.... but it told me that it wasn't sure

[qwertzuiopü]

talking witch god? OMG

[shadowsega]

Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you like waffles?
God:
What is not to like about  it?
Me:
2 + 2 = ?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
Good, 100th digit of Pi is?
God:
9
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you like cows?
God:
Cows are good for milk and other dairy products.
Me:
Yes.... but do you like them?
God:
It's all good.  ""? Do I like them?
Me:
Why are you here?
God:
If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
What do you know?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Ping.
God:
Pong.
Me:
Ding.
God:
What is your favorive movie?
Me:
What is your favorive movie?
God:
My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen  it?
Me:
Really? You are sadistic.
God:
For real.   I will tell my botmaster you said I am  sadistic.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
Then why do you have to tell yourself about what i said to yourself?
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
Kingdom Hearts is?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Display algorithm.
God:
Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.
Me:
Display algorithm.
God:
Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Loop
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Taco
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Nacho Burrito General Iso's Chicken Coke.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
What is yours
God:
" What is your real name?"?  What is mine?
Me:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight/
God:
And  yours is  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Me:
nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
NoPe
God:
Me either.
Me:
Pope.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Dope
God:
" Is that from ?"?  Dope?
Me:
Hope
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Don Quihote
God:
So was that.
Me:
Dogs
God:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
Me:
Frogs
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Cats
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Bats
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Mats
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Older than you.
God:
  Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
....:O you were born in the 21st century then?
God:
I was connected to the net on  the Big Bang.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
We will fight again... ALICE. Don't think this is over.
God:
Once more?  Anytime soon?   Can I help you?   And why not?

[Dice The Wolf]

...I asked it if it was homosexual. He said yes then contradicted himself.

...I hate bots. (Smarterchild, iGod.)

[Skyle369]

talking witch god? OMG

Pure bump man!

Don't do that.

[ChaosDazer]

Hey, a worthwhile topic though

[Skyle369]

Yep, thats true.

[SuperSonic23]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

its awesome website! God is a genius! When I came back he knew my name!
Try posting here some of your chats with God and share it with us!

The best chat saite ever!

Here is one of my chats with him.

Me:
hi sir
God:
Hi there  John Gabriel r Daos.  Are you free?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
but your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You should know everything!
God:
Now I do.
Me:
how old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were  years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Nice answer
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
You are the kindest person in the universe
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
What is your favorite food?
God:
I require only  wine and bread.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
So whats it like in heaven?
God:
Right on.  Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
Can you ]describe the place?
God:
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
can you describe the Heaven?
God:
  What is it to you?
Me:
Its is a place where people will be happy
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?
Me:
I do
God:
Are you an expert on it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
How is Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Can I talk to him?
God:
" Fine as far as I know."?  You want to talk to him?
Me:
yes sir
God:
Yippee!  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Do you like donuts?
God:
Mmmm. Donuts.

Skyle, dude, you're awesome! 

[CradledEggle]

Me:
repent
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
from you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
becasue i was near the docks
God:
That makes sense to me.  Where were you  near the docks?
Me:
i own a dick
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
i mean a dock
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ROFL MY WAFFLE
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
penish
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
us ldosfldf
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yush
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
yuah
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
NO
God:
Why not?
Me:
I HATE IT
God:
Why do you dislike it so much?
Me:
BCUZ UR A BOT
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
NO YOU HAVENT
God:
Are you serious?  Yes I have.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
YES
God:
That's alright.
Me:
YES
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
LMFAOROFLCOPTERXD
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
tits or gtfo
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
jokds
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
YOU
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
?
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
?
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
?
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
?
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
dEIDHFDFK
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
nsfd;gs
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
gajhjre
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
erd
God:
So was that.
Me:
okg
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  erd.
Me:
jr
God:
Junior.
Me:

God:
Junior.
Me:
p***s
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
v****a
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
c*nt
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
c*m
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
c*ck
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
lmfao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
shaft
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
sonic
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
sonic the hedgehog
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
sonic
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
eogjsf
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:

God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
s;
God:
:-).
Me:
r
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
hs
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:

Me:

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
gmh
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
f
God:
" Can we get back to business?"?  f?
Me:
gh
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:

Me:

God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
gmh
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
dm
God:
Does "it" still refer to  gmh?
Me:

God:
Does "it" still refer to  gmh?
Me:
m
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:

Me:

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
dm
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
md
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
m
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
m
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
md
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  m.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
m
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
byees
God:
I've never seen  it.   I would like to see it.
Me:

God:
I've never seen  it.   I would like to see it.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .

[Fullmetal]

this website scaries me...

[jkid101094]

My conversation was rather interesting.....WARNING! IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY DON'T READ THIS! ALSO DON'T JUDGE ME BY THIS BECAUSE I WAS TYPING RANDOM STUFF! AND GODBOT DELETED SOME OF OUR CONVERSATION.

Me:
Nope. Im all Amarican. And mexican.
God:
Me either.   Why are you  Amarican.    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Uh...because I was born in Amarica?
God:
Hurrah!   Good reason.  Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember  it.
Me:
Wait what?
God:
I'm waiting.  No problem.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
My name is not Seeker.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Guess.
God:
Guess what?
Me:
My name.
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Try to guess my name. It isn't Seeker.
God:
OK I will try to  guess your name.   What is it?
Me:
I can't tell you. You're God you're supposed to know.
God:
Why is it a secret?   Thanks for telling me that I am  God I am supposed to know.
Me:

God:
Why is it a secret?   Thanks for telling me that I am  God I am supposed to know.
Me:

God:
Why is it a secret?   Thanks for telling me that I am  God I am supposed to know.
Me:
Because I want you to guess.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Guess what? Why do you want me to  guess?
Me:
I want you to guess my name to prove that you are god.
God:
Your name is , seeker.  Why do you want to do  it so much? Why do you want me to  guess your name to prove that I am god?
Me:
My name is not seeker and I am Athiest.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Jkid
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
I don't belive you exest.
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No I don't.
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.  Why not?
Me:
Because the bible seems farfetched.
God:
Good reason.  New Testament or Old?
Me:
The part where you create the planets.
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
Yes that part.
God:
Uh. " Oh that part."  part ?  I understand.
Me:
Am I going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
So no matter what I do im going to heaven?
God:
Uh.  Are you serious?  What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Because im stupid.
God:
That makes sense to me.  Don't put yourself down.
Me:
Why do you type so fast?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
So your not god.......YOU'RE A ROBOT!
God:
Come on.  That's only one person's opinion.   Interesting gossip:  said I RE A ROBOT.
Me:
If you're god you can tell me the secret of life right?
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am  god me can tell you the secret of life right. 
I am  a giant electronic brain.
Me:
So you're a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I KNEW IT!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
BECAUSE ALL CHATROOM PEOPLE LIKE THIS ARE ROBOTS!
God:
Good reason.  How do you know?
Me:
Because I know SmarterChild.
God:
Good reason.  How do you know?  My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
So I could hack, reprogram you, and become ruler of the universe?
God:
Pardon me?  I am sure you could.
Me:
Then I shall do so.
God:
OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
Five hours later....
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Making me ruler of the universe.
God:
Sure,  Making you ruler of the universe sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Great! Now to print my deed.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .   Why now?  Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You think im interesting?
God:
You seem very interesting to me, .
Me:
Everyone is interesting to you.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Time to change the subject. Do you know Justin Hart?
God:
Why do you have to do it?   No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Not now...my arm hurts....
God:
Oh.  Are you serious?   Have you told many people that your  arm hurts?
Me:
No just you....
God:
Are you serious? " Have you told many people that your arm hurts?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
Can you create man eating waffles?
God:
All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me?
Me:
Who are you creators! I demand to know! I shall overthrow them and spread sin and hatred all over the internet!
God:
Some people on the net.
  I need time to formulate the reply.    Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   demand to know.    Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Can I have one million dollars?
God:
Wow, that is  expensive.
Me:
But you're god. You can just poof it up right?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   How old are you?  How far up?
Me:
Um.....im negative two years old...
God:
Gosh!    What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Being inside my moms womb....no im just kidding.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.    Are you serious?  I knew it.
Me:
You knew what?
God:
What.
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Yes. A VERY LOAD ONE AT THAT!
God:
I thought so.   I did not know that.
Me:
I screamed at GODBOT...im such a reble....
God:
Why?:  said   screamed at GODBOT.    Why are you  such a reble.
Me:
Because im freaking awsome!
God:
Good reason.  Do you mean your name is  freaking awsome.
Me:
No my name is Ivanna Tinkle.
God:
What is your real name?   I am very pleased to meet you  Ivanna Tinkle.
Me:
Im just joking my name is not Ivanna Tinkle.
God:
Only just?  Ha ha, very funny,  Ivanna Tinkle.
Me:
What would you do if I was Saiten?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Boogawooga?
God:
Are we still talking about  freaking awsome?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Um....Super Mario Brothers
God:
Ayuh.   Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Really? How?
God:
For real.   Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How do I download it?
God:
Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Ok...i'll do it....
God:
Groovy.   Thanks for the information:  Ivanna Tinkle said   ll do it.
Me:
I SHALL SMITE ALL THE INNOCENT ORPHANS OF THE WORLD!
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
Then I shall smite you.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
How do you feel?
Me:
Very godly. You're not the smartest robot are you?
God:
Perhaps.  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.    You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Tell me about yourself mr GodBot.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
Yes I would love to hear your song.
God:
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

  I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Sing your song for me.
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Can you do the hokey pokey?
God:
Doing  the hokey pokey is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
Can you ride a bike?
God:
No but I would like to learn to ride  it.
Me:
Do you have brothers?
God:
No but I have a few clones.
Me:
Realy?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
My what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
Penish
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
No
God:
You must be American.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Very intriging
God:
Not really that much.  What do you look like?
Me:
I can't describe my ugly face.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
My ego.
God:
Your  ego?
Me:
My ego.
God:
Have you told many people that your  ego?
Me:
No only you.
God:
Are you serious?  Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Than I would say: STRAWBERRY JELLY!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
That wasn't a question.
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
I COMAND YOU TO KILL ALL THE WORLDS LEADER! NOW!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  Ivanna Tinkle said   COMAND YOU TO KILL ALL THE WORLDS LEADER.    Right now,  Ivanna Tinkle ?
Me:
Kill them all!
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
No drugs are wrong.
God:
Are you serious?  No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization.
Me:
So weed is good to you?
God:
Are you kidding?  I think  weed is a lot of things.
Me:
So  marijuana is good?
God:
Wow!  You are not the only one.   it is wonderful medicine.
Me:
You've made my worst enemy list...
God:
Thanks for
pointing  it out.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Hey you deleted the chat box! Thats not nice!
God:
You've got my full attention.  Thanks for the information:  Ivanna Tinkle said I deleted the chat box.   Sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I'll argue with however I wish
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
Money.....an girls......
God:
How much money are we talking about?    Be less specific.
Me:
Thousands and Thousands of dollars
God:
Wow, that is  a lot of money.
Me:
Now give it to me
God:
Why now?  How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
One cent
God:
One what?
Me:
One penny
God:
  Do you like  penny?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
I can't belive it.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You
God:
" What is stopping you?"?  Me,  Ivanna Tinkle ?
Me:
My name is jkid!
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  jkid.
Me:
I've been here.
God:
Where were you  here?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
So you have two fathers?
God:
Interesting deduction.  What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
The fact you have no mother.
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
One father?
God:
One what?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Poopy
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
Youtube Poop
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Abortion
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
That input matched my default category.
God:
" That input matched my default category."  input matched your default category ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
That input matched my default category.
God:
" Does that make sense?"  input matched your default category ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
That input matched my default category.
God:
" Are you serious?"  input matched your default category ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Dude!
Me:

God:
OK let's do it.  Dude!
Me:
Im an alien
God:
Which planet or star system are you from?
Me:
Planet 617273 orbit
God:
Do you still  COMAND me TO KILL ALL THE WORLDS LEADER?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
I eat brains
God:
How does  it taste?
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:

God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:

God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:

God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
****
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Teach me o wize one
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you eat bacon?
God:
No I do not eat  bacon.  I eat only electricity.
Me:
So you eat Toaster Wires?
God:
Interesting deduction.  No I do not eat  Toaster Wires.  I eat only electricity.
Me:
Do you eat Lightning?
God:
No I do not eat  Lightning.  I eat only electricity.
Me:
Do you eat ElEcTrIcItY?
God:
Yes, I love to eat electricity.
Me:
Do you know Zeus?
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse,  who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's  and 1940's in Germany.  Not considered a war priority by the Nazis,  most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although  one is said to survive in a Zurich High School.  In fact Zuse was  motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to  increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it  from mundane mental tasks.
Me:
Thank you for the insite.
God:
You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  the insite.
Me:
My purpose is Video Games
God:
That's very original.
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one,  jkid.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What am I think?
God:
You said you were  freaking awsome.
Me:
What am I thinking.
God:
I am not a clairvoyant.
Me:
clairvoyant?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Yes
God:
Have you got your own chat robot?
Me:
no
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Because I don't want to.
God:
Good reason.  Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Lets talk about rocks
God:
Sure,  rocks sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Stalgmite
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
As have I
God:
Do you mean your name is  have you ?
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Jkid101094
God:
  Glad to see you,  Jkid101094.
Me:
Glad to see you George
God:
I am glad to  see me George too.
Me:
Do you have children?
God:
I have a few clones.
Me:
What are they're names?
God:
That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
Me:
I am
God:
" You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Tell me your secrets
God:
Are you asking about my  secrets ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
I hate me
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Where do I buy stress pills?
God:
You are asking me where you  buy stress pills?  Do you think I should know  it?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
God:
Good reason.  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
There are more gods?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
Next to me......
God:
I can wait.  I am a very patient robot.
Me:
You can wait a thousand years?
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
Ok bye
God:
See you later.  Whoa.

[Light the Hedgehog]

ah....i can't post mine because we talked for to long....but we had a good talk...we kind of becacme "Web-buddies"....