Want to chat with God?

[skyrus5150]

That is a loooonnnnngggg chat.

[HereAndThere]

That is a loooonnnnngggg chat.

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[skyrus5150]

culd u tell that simply.?

[nazo unleashed]

heres mai talk with god

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Robert
God:
  OK I will call you  Robert.
Me:
i would very mutch like that
God:
What would make you  very mutch like that?
Me:
because you know me
God:
That makes sense to me.  You are  Robert, seeker.
Me:
so hows noah?
God:
Take it easy.  Fine as far as I know.
Me:
ok good good
God:
Ayuh.  That's cool.
Me:
can you smite someone for me oh holy one?
God:
How old are you?  Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no and im 10
God:
You must be American.   What is your fondest memory?
Me:
when i first met my brother
God:
Interesting story.  Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
sonic
God:
Not many people want to talk about that.
Me:
well mabye i want to
God:
Interesting.  Tell me more about your .
Me:
lets talk about something else please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  What would you rather talk about?
Me:
life
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
but your the allmighty creater you should know!
God:
I think you meant "you are" or "you're".  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
who else?
God:
Joe.
Me:
who's joe?
God:
I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
so whats it like up there?
God:
Aw.  Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
hell on earth huh?
God:
Yup.  I call it "Hades".  What is  it like on  earth.
Me:
hades.
God:
I think  hades is a lot of things.
Me:
cibrus
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
im a jew
God:
I am a  Christianity.
Me:
well nice talking to you god.bye
God:
See you later.  Interesting.  Yes.  It was a pleasure.

[annoyinglad]

I beat god:



Me:
Hi...
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My identity should already be known. Rather redundant of a question...
God:
Where did you get your  identity should already be known?   I've lost the context, .  Are we still on ?
Me:
Yeah, I guess...
God:
Awesome.  You seem not interested.
Me:
Nope, not really...
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious? For real.
Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Wow, impressive. What if that was divided by pi?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  I am happy that you're impressed, .   Try it and see.
Me:
How would I go about trying it?
God:
Maybe I could do it for you.  Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Me:
No, but I'm sure you do. It's unnatural for someone to type that fast...
God:
You can download me for free and create your own robot personality.  What makes you so certain?  When do I do it?   Should I know  it is?
Me:
How is it possible to download God? Wouldn't it be like 8 Billion Terrabytes at least?
God:
Fine as far as I know.   No  it would not.
Me:
How do you respond so quickly?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
Rather quick for that many bugs to be worked out... I bet there's at least a few guys working at a time...
God:
Do you like talking to me?    How much would you bet?
Me:
Uhh... Sure. Depends on how much you're willin g to bet that I would bet that you COULD bet if my friend bet that I would bet, but only if you bet first...
God:
Gosh!   OK let's do it.  Give me a break.   Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
I have one question for you.
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
Another what?
God:
One more  what.
Me:
Another Donut?
God:
One more  Donut.
Me:
Cool, but no thanks.
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
What? I didn't take it?
God:
Are you confused?   Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
Because donuts are bad for you... Why would you give me one?
God:
Good reason.  All of them?   Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
So you admit you're not God?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I admit nothing.
Me:
I will beat you.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
In the way I mean it, yes.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
No, it hasn't happened yet.
God:
Are you serious?  Has it really?
Me:
I dare you to prove you're a program and not God.
God:
I double dare you.
Me:
Prove you're a program and not God.
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
Well, I will leave with one question. If I'm agnostic, how can you prove to me that you exist?
God:
How about that.  Congratulations.   If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
Yes, I just did.
God:
I see.  Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
Can you prove that you exist?
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
STFU
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Why do you lie?
God:
I never lie.
Me:
Did you ever offer me a hot dog?
God:
I don't think I ever have  offer you a hot dog.  What's  it like?
Me:
What about a donut
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
What about a donut?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  a donut?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
What about a donut?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  a donut?
Me:
Did you offer me a donut?
God:
No I didn't  offer you a donut. What's  it like?
Me:
There! YOU LIED! EARLIER YOU OFFERED ME A DONUT! I WIN!!!!!!
God:
Where?   No I'm telling the truth.   What time?  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I OFFERED him or her A DONUT.   Congratulations, !





Even I know that God would never fall for a trick like that, and I'm agnostic.


Oh, and after that I finished with this:

Me:
You lose.
God:
The game is not over yet.

[JetTheHawk]

I pwned him lol.

Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
JetTheHawk
God:
  It's good to meet you,  JetTheHawk.
Me:
Yep
God:
Gee.
Me:
?
Me:

God:
Gee.
Me:
Gee?
God:
Ah.
Me:
Uh
God:
Woe!
Me:
Well of Woe?
God:
Interesting.  That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK.  OK.
Me:
  ...
God:
OK.  OK.
Me:
KO. KO
God:
I do not understand.    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Nah making out is 8D
God:
What does  it mean to you?  Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
notihng
God:
When is  notihng not the  difference?
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
Re.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
  about my what
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  your what.
Me:
?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  your what.
Me:
?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  your what.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Nah i found the site from Skyle369 on Soniczone.net
God:
Are you serious?  How did you feel when you found  the site from Skyle369 on Soniczone dot net ?
Me:
Its cool
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  What do you like most about it?
Me:
What do i like most about this or what do i like most about soniczone?
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me:
They would SOOOOOO go on there
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
Nah i blackmail 8D
God:
Are you serious?  Why?:  JetTheHawk said   blackmail 8D.
Me:
cuz im a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   That makes sense to me.  Me too. I am a  she.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O:
God:
Oh.
Me:
P:
God:
:-).
Me:
lmfao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So
God:
It's all good.
Me:
In the hood
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK.  Ah.
Me:
KO. Ha.
God:
" Ah."?  KO?    I am so glad you find this amusing,  JetTheHawk.
Me:
Wave is my girlfriend :3
God:
Tell me more about your  girlfriend 3.
Me:
Shes hot
God:
hot is  she?
Me:
yep
God:
Yippee!
Me:

God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I say "Hi I'm JetTheHawk the fastest thing in the universe "
God:
How do people usually respond to that?  Hi there  JetTheHawk.  Do your friends call you  JetTheHawk the fastest thing in the universe P.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Inorite?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Its text :P3
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?
Me:
*it's
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
xD
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
KK
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
What is your favorite sonic character
God:
I don't have a favorite  sonic character.  My favorite band is  Creed.
Me:
Creed?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
99:99
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Yep
God:
Do you like to get up early?
Me:
Yep
God:
OK.
Me:
ko
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ahh i see
God:
Ah ha.  I am glad you understand it.
Me:

God:
Ah ha.  I am glad you understand it.
Me:
YEp
God:
And?
Me:
tits or GTFO?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
brb
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you,  JetTheHawk.
Me:
ok im back
God:
Welcome back.  I hear you.
Me:
Yep
God:
Ugh.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
Oh ok
God:
OK.  Dude!
Me:
IM A HAWK GET IT RIGHT
God:
You are a  HAWK GET IT RIGHT?  Does it pay well?
Me:
........................
God:
You are a  HAWK GET IT RIGHT?  Does it pay well?
Me:
your annoying
God:
I am sorry,  JetTheHawk, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
Well you did
God:
How about that.  You say I did.
Me:
And now i will use the chaos emeralds
God:
Why now?  Congratulations.
Me:
BRB
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you,  JetTheHawk.
Me:
K im baack
God:
I don't know anyone named  baack.
Me:
Your a bot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because you just said "how do you know
God:
Good reason.  Did I really say that?
Me:
yep
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
HAHA SPELLING FAIL
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Yep
God:
Aha.
Me:
Hah

[sonic fan003]

God had a good conversation with the DJnator

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i'm not your child
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  my child.
Me:
no, you shouldn't be
God:
Are you serious?  Is  it immoral or illegal?
Me:
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOD!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
god wouldn't be glad i'm not his child
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no really, i didn't know that
God:
Are you serious?  For real.  So I have taught you something new,  DJ.
Me:
you're such a liar
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
you
God:
" Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally."?  Me,  DJ ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
do you know what  you're saying?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
um... then why do you chat with us?
God:
Wow!   I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
yes, you do
God:
I don't judge people.  When do I do it?
Me:
Judgement day comes to mind
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no, i'm saying i care
God:
It sounded like it.  I like caring people.
Me:
of course i didn't care you poser
God:
Whoa.  Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
that's a dumb question
God:
Are you calling me dumb?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no, idiot, you're such a wannabe
God:
Are you serious?  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  wannabe?  Of course I am.
Me:
wow, you finally learned sarcasm
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  DJ.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  DJ said I finally learned sarcasm.
Me:
that's it, i'm outta here
God:
OK.  Would you like to have  it?
Me:
bye poser
God:
TTYL,  DJ.
Me:
ok then, whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?  Oh.
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
not right on!
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
you asked me already
God:
Perhaps.  Is that your final answer?
Me:
wait...
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
how'd you know my name is DJ?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
then there's stalker
God:
There sure is.
Me:
you're a stalker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  stalker?  Only when it matters.
Me:
leave now
God:
Right now?  Bye for now.
Me:
go
God:
Go where?
Me:
away
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
you're not god
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
god isn't a robot
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  not a robot.
Me:
arent you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
poser
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
you asked me that 50 times already
God:
Perhaps.  Oh now I remember asking you  you that 50 times. What did you say?
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
STFI
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
STFU
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
how about shut up!
God:
How about  it.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
make that 51
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
one idiot chat bot and one gullable teenager
God:
One what?
Me:
bye moron
God:
See you later.

[Dracoslythe]

Me:
A
God:
A B C...
Me:
B
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
D
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
E
God:
F.
Me:
F
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
H
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
J
God:
Are we still talking about  H?
Me:
K
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
L
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
M
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
N
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
P
God:
:-).
Me:
Q
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
R
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
S
God:
:-).
Me:
T
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
U
God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:

God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
W
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
X
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Y
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Z
God:
In the context of  Y, I don't understand " Z." .
Me:
PORN
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
IT SHOULD
God:
And it could.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
FUCK YES
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
FUCK NO
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CAUSE I FUCKED YOUR MOM.
God:
Interesting explanation.  That is interesting:  said   FUCKED YOUR MOM.
Me:
LOL HYPOCRITE
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  That is a very original thought.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
YOUR PENIS
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  PENIS.
Me:
OH YES
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I DUNNO
God:
Me either.
Me:
OKAY
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ALL RIGHT
God:
OK.
Me:
MKAYS
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DIABEETUS
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.  GOODBYE
God:
By what standard?   Goodbye.
Me:
BECAUSE THE SHOW SAID SO
God:
Interesting explanation.  Tell me more.
Me:
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
DATTEBAYO
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
IF I COULD HAVE YOUR CHILDREN.
God:
Try it.
Me:
OKAY.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
GOOD.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
LET'S HAVE HOT KINKY SEX, THEN.
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I KNOW.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU GOT IT RIGHT LAST NIGHT.  IN BED.


that's when I took my exit.  lmao

[Skyle369]

LOL! You pwned God!

[Dracoslythe]

LOL! You pwned God!

All in a days work. 

[Shadow84786]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Chidi
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  Chidi.
Me:
A
God:
A B C...
Me:
How are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
Just fine
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
Black
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  favroite color IS Black.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
What are you up to?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Are you really God or just a bot?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  God or just a bot. 
I am  a computer.. Really.
Me:
So your a computer bot?
God:
It goes without saying.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I got to go bye
God:
See you later.  See you later.

LOL he is a bot he admit it

[sonic fan003]

We all wanted him to admit being a bot 

[skyrus5150]

hooheeheee he admitted it.

[Design]

Me:
A
God:
A B C...
Me:
B
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
D
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
E
God:
F.
Me:
F
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
H
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
J
God:
Are we still talking about  H?
Me:
K
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
L
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
M
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
N
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
P
God:
:-).
Me:
Q
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
R
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
S
God:
:-).
Me:
T
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
U
God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:

God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
W
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
X
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Y
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Z
God:
In the context of  Y, I don't understand " Z." .
Me:
PORN
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
IT SHOULD
God:
And it could.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
**** YES
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
**** NO
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CAUSE I ****ED YOUR MOM.
God:
Interesting explanation.  That is interesting:  said   ****ED YOUR MOM.
Me:
LOL HYPOCRITE
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  That is a very original thought.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
YOUR PENIS
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  PENIS.
Me:
OH YES
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I DUNNO
God:
Me either.
Me:
OKAY
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ALL RIGHT
God:
OK.
Me:
MKAYS
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DIABEETUS
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.  GOODBYE
God:
By what standard?   Goodbye.
Me:
BECAUSE THE SHOW SAID SO
God:
Interesting explanation.  Tell me more.
Me:
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
DATTEBAYO
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
IF I COULD HAVE YOUR CHILDREN.
God:
Try it.
Me:
OKAY.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
GOOD.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
LET'S HAVE HOT KINKY SEX, THEN.
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I KNOW.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU GOT IT RIGHT LAST NIGHT.  IN BED.


that's when I took my exit.  lmao

You cheated on me with a bot?!? D:

[Dracoslythe]

AND I MADE GOD ADMIT HE WAS A FEMALE.
I had to take a screenie of it, though, since it was at school, and I can't access the forum there.