Omegle win

[Shadow26]

You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you good?
You: I hit someone with a crowbar
Stranger: i lke it
Stranger: like
You: I hit our teacher
Stranger: you are cool
Stranger: but foolish
You: Do you know me?
You: It's me,Jason.From your class
Stranger: i know you are a boy
You: Of course i am,stupid
Stranger: but i am
You: I don't care
Stranger: i care

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'LL KILL YOU
Stranger: hey. guy. 16. usa. horny.
You: WHERE DO YOU LIVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey there.
You: Guess what?
Stranger: what
You: I hit our teacher with a crowbar
Stranger: haha
Stranger: gd one
You: It's me,Jason!
You: From your class
Stranger: o hii
You: Yeah
You:
You: Did you do that essay?For science?
Stranger: what about it
You: Did you do it?
Stranger: no i aint even started ut :/
Stranger: it
Stranger: u
You: I've started it
You: In the middle of it
Stranger: o cool what u got so far
You: I'm up to the plants and all that. -_-
Stranger: o
You: yeah
You: Why do you hate Sarah?
Stranger: coz shes a *****
Stranger: she tryed to kiss alex
You: Thats weird
Stranger: yhh
Stranger: my bf
You: Yeah,i know that
Stranger: o he must if told u
You: Yeah,he told me he like Sarah more
Stranger: what
Stranger: u tell him were over
You: At school.And over msn
Stranger: yh
You: It looks like Alex likes being around Sarah
Stranger: well alex can **** if
Stranger: of
You: Isn't he your boyfriend? :S
Stranger: no not anymore he aint
Stranger: bye
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
__________________
Classics xD And my real name isn't Jason.And i don't know these people.

[SuperSonic23]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Asl
Stranger: 16 f usa
You: Dang
You: 12 m us
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/m/90622r/1
Stranger: this is what i look like
You: Ok
You: So...
Stranger: ...
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 11:08:47 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I made a promise Mr. Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
You: Ok
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[TheGameNinja]

First:
You: BOO!
Stranger: AAAAH!

Second:
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: http://www.fabbricantidiuniversi.it/harrypotter/immagini/voldemort1.jpg
Stranger: isnt he sexy
You: no
You: I am.
Stranger: u are?
Stranger: show me.
You: Okay. One sec.
You: http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q3/Misselaineous10/robotnikmodel.png
Stranger: uh.. no.. lord voldemort is way sexier than u.
You: I AM THE EGGMAN! I HAVE THE MASTER PLAN!!
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 03:46:46 PM
I'm going to start naming these.

This one's called "A Chat with a 9 Year Old Pervert with a Mouth on Him."
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: Hi asl, I'm Tenchi.
Stranger: r u asian ?
You: Sure!
Stranger: i hate asians........ do u have boobs?
You: I... I guess... technically everyone has mammary tissue.
Stranger: u son of a bitch no1 cares .
You: I love you asl!
Stranger: okay .
Stranger: cooooooooooool
You: Now you say it. Then give me a dollar and we'll dance!
Stranger: i dont want to dance dipshit .
You: Ariba! EVERYBODY MOMBO!!
Stranger: UR ON CRACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You: I am on speed, thank you very much. Cuz I GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GOGOGOGOGOGOGO SONIC X!!
Stranger: with ur mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 03:51:13 PM
"Barney meets Matt who Lives in a Hotel"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there!
Stranger: Hi
You: What's your name little boy?
Stranger: Matt
You: Hello Matt! Your my best friend!!
Stranger: Thanks
You: Today, Matt, we're going to lear about cleaning our rooms!
You: Now sing with me, Matt! Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share! Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share!
Stranger: I stay in a hotel..... My room gets cleaned for me
You: We sure had fun today, huh Matt?
Stranger: No
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Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 03:58:05 PM
"The Spelling Lesson"
Stranger: hey
You: Wassu wassup wassup?
Stranger: m/f?
You: w
You: t
You: f
Stranger: u sppelled it wrong idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:01:26 PM
"Simba Doesn't Like the PokeRap"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!
You: OK, guys, we gotta rap some Pokémon.
You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part.
Let's get it on!
You: I want to be the best
there ever was.
To beat all the rest, yeah,
that's my cause.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:05:02 PM
"Chick be Dissin' mah YouTube Poop"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Luigi!
Stranger: girl
You: Look! It's from Bowser!
Stranger: age
You: I hope you brought lots of spaghetti!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
"I Guess He Don't Feel Me"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Wassup homie?
Stranger: what?
You: I'm straight up chillin', YOU FEEL ME?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:11:31 PM
"Lost Hearing Aid"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: What?
Stranger: what>
You: WHat?
Stranger: WHAT#
You: Wut
Stranger: your wierd
You: What?!
Stranger: yeeeeeah thats what i thought
You: I can't hear ya sonny, you'll have to speak up!
Stranger: no thanks. i dont talk to strangers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:17:27 PM
"Apathy is Death"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hei
Stranger: rise n shine..
You: Good morning!
Stranger: jeez is it
You: No, it's night, now! Buyt that's good too!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hope it is
Stranger: what r u up to?
You: I'm high on life!
Stranger: hah how good for you
You: And crack!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so i figured
Stranger: i'm workin them bottles
You: I feel like I could run a marathon1
Stranger: so it keeps gettin bettern better
Stranger: haha you go work it!
You: Yeah! Get some!
Stranger: Yup just killed a redwine bottle, jeez, startin 2nd beer as for now
Stranger: Cheers!
You: Yeah!
Stranger: what r u up to? just bein high on crack n doin nuthin?
You: I'm driving right now!
Stranger: silly..
You: I can do anything!
Stranger: whatever
You: I bet I can fly!
Stranger: whatever
You: I'm going to try!
Stranger: whatever
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: February 16, 2010, 04:42:34 PM
"The Epic of the Brown Ranger: His Hardship, His Legal Issues, His Fall from Grace, and the Return."
You: Hello? This is of the utmost importance!
Stranger: my name is poo. whats urs?
You: Are you a teenager with attitude?!
Stranger: yes commander
You: I am Zordon, and I need you to be a Power Ranger!
Stranger: i'll have to transform from my ninja turtle attire.
Stranger: i am ready captain
You: Wait, we can't have a Turtles/Rangers crossover. The legal issues would be horrible.
Stranger: thus the transformtaion
You: So you're a Transformer, too? Gah, this will be a paperwork nightmare.
Stranger: DNA as of now is 100 percent ranger. lawyers on standby
You: Oh well, I AM Zordon, what do I care. You are now the Brown Ranger! Your Zord is a giant turd!
Stranger: but that was my turtle mission!
Stranger: oy vay!
You: It combines with the others by shotting up its butt.
Stranger: anus?
Stranger: got it
You: It can be fired at the enemy like... like a ball of crap!
Stranger: shitball!
Stranger: love it!
You: Good, you'll be inside it, after all.
Stranger: covered in a safety net of piss
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: are you my target sir?
Stranger: ma'am?
Stranger: ?
You: Now go and fight! ANd when you do, say, "In the name of the moon I will punish you! Moon prism power!"
Stranger: fuck it.
Stranger: i'll just eat it
You: Yes! Ingest the Turd-Zord and gain it's power! That is your Ultimate Secret Techinque!!
Stranger: i think ur stealing my ideas. i may have to throw the turd-zord at you...and kill you.
Stranger: sorry turd master
Stranger: moon beam fuckity whatever!
Stranger: HAYAH!
You: I am Zordon! I live in a giant crystal with a projector in it! I sleep on metal! I command teenagers with giant robots! You cannot defeat me!!
Stranger: i can eat you.
You: Not if I eat you first! NOMNOMNOM
Stranger: i'm too young for you.
Stranger: i'm faster
Stranger: and stronger
Stranger: and a better looking turd
Stranger: IEATYOU!!
You: Y'know what. I'm taking back the Zord. You jerk. You smelly jerk. You big smelly jerk.
Stranger: well, i liked being a ninja turtle better anyway.
Stranger: that transformation was such a hastle
You: Death Beam! *pew pew*
Stranger: TURD FART!
You: You're dead woman.
Stranger: POW
Stranger: YOU DEAD OLD MAN
You: I'm not old, jus big boned!
Stranger: AND FAT
You: Not fat, just old!
Stranger: and stupid
You: Ur stoopid!
Stranger: UR poopid
You: You made me sad.
Stranger: rub some dirt in it
You: Whut?
Stranger: woah.
Stranger: u don't know where thats from
Stranger: now thats making me sad
Stranger: i don't even like that movie
You: Here, this picture of someone in a bikin is yours, for lasting this long
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: disregard tha
Stranger: what?
You: http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q3/Misselaineous10/robotnikmodel.png
Stranger: no thanks.
Stranger: i dont roll that way
You: You don't like bikinis?
Stranger: only on me
You: Well, this person looks a lot like you, I'm sure.
Stranger: SIKE
Stranger: it is me
You: Who?
Stranger: your mom
You: Which one?
Stranger: have 5/
Stranger: ?
You: y74302
You: !?
Stranger: say quoi?
You: Si, es muy divertida! Mi llamo es senor piso mojado!
Stranger: je ne parle pas espanol mais je sais que tu es mal a espanol.
You: Tu es un culo!
Stranger: tu est un acnee
You: Thank you, I love you too.
Stranger: kisses
You: Good bye, my love. May we meet again!
Stranger: avoir
Stranger: senior
Stranger: fat old guy
You: piso mojado means wet floor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Okay, I'm done with this... for now.

[Elija2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: sup?
You: Not much
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: me neither
You: I'm a dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Next time I'm gonna pretend to be a girl and see how it goes.
Seriously, why do these guys even try. There are sex chat sites, it's not like Omegle is their only choice. They've probably chased off all the girls anyway.


EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi how are you?
You: Fine, how about you?
Stranger: good good
Stranger: asl?
You: ...I'm a guy.
Stranger: pics?
You: I'm afraid not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


...was that a girl who was about to jerk do what girls do to a picture of me? Maybe those perverts manage to have their fun on Omegle after all.

[Super Sonic Boom]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I'm ryan
You: lol, k
Stranger: Your name
You: Bob
Stranger: You seem like an asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



This was literally one convo...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: sex - yes please
You: JK
Stranger: lmaoo! xD
You: male
Stranger: femalee
Stranger: 14
You: lol
Stranger: hbu?
You: not too far off
Stranger: huh? lol
You: my age isn't too far off from yours
Stranger: lol. okayy, so where you from
You: Earth
Stranger: niceee im from pluto
You: better than Uranus
Stranger: lmaooxD
You: hehehe
Stranger: im from usa.
You: same
Stranger: nj
You: that's as far as I will go
Stranger: lol. kayss
Stranger: so whats up
You: the roof above my head?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey.
You: yo
Stranger: just so you know, i'm a guy.
You: same
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: talk dirty to me
You: nice unclean shoes
You: there, dirty talk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey are you a horny female with msn and cam? 17/m/uk ... asl?
You: no
Stranger: dam
You: I'm a guy, that wouldn't work
You: and I'm not gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Elija2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: what's up
You: Not much, you?
Stranger: same
Stranger: how was your day
You: Average I suppose
Stranger: oh that's
Stranger: average i guess
Stranger: asl?
You: I'm not horny
Stranger: um
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you're kinda boring
You: Well sooooooooooorry
Stranger: you saying sorry doesn't really make you more interesting
You: Well were you expecting someone who spends their days shooting flying unicorns out of the sky while riding a top a bullet-shooting dragon and is able to call something like that average?
You: Because that's certainly not me.
Stranger: that would be nice, but i was kind of hoping for someone who could hold conversation
You: Well I'm sure I could if you gave me something interesting to talk about.
Stranger: why is it my job
You: Because I'm bad at stuff like that.
Stranger: in turn that makes you boring
You: I...I guess I am sort of boring...
Stranger: it's ok, you have the power to change it
You: I wish, but I don't know how!
Stranger: i wish i could help you, but i'm no miracle worker
Stranger: your future is bright though
Stranger: i'm expecting big things out of you, kid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


*sob*

EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY GIRLFRIEND
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE PIE
Stranger: I LIKE PIE
Stranger: DOES YOU'RE MOM LIKE PIE
Stranger: CAUSE I BET SHE DOES LIKE PIE
You: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Stranger: IF SHE LIKES PIE
Stranger: I LOVE YOU'RE MOM
You: My mother does occasionally enjoy pie.
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE PIE ?
Stranger: CAUSE I LIKE PIE (:
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/male/canada
Stranger: ohh canda!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: CANADA
Stranger: RULES
Stranger: 9 F BC
You: GO CANADA!
Stranger: WOOOO !
Stranger: CANADA
Stranger: VANCOUVER
Stranger: 2010
Stranger: WINTER OLYIMPIC GAMES !
You: GO FOR GOLD!
Stranger: I LIVE IN VANCOUVER!
Stranger: whats you're name
You: My name is Eli
Stranger: Oh . Nice and rare name (:
Stranger: Mine is Jacqueline ,
You: Also nice and...not quite as rare as mine.
Stranger: Mmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: Wats up ?
Stranger: do u live in vancouver ?
You: Nope, all the way in Ontario
Stranger: awe
Stranger: too bad bub
Stranger: do u have a friend named
Stranger: Megan George
Stranger: My cousin
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: LOL
You: I'm afraid I don't.
Stranger: Oh well..
Stranger: are u nice
You: Why yes, I am
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: !!
Stranger: well.
Stranger: IM BORED
You: SO AM I
Stranger: Are you a regular person
Stranger: Cause ALMOST all the people in Omegle are perves
You: Luckily for you I am not like most people
Stranger: mmmhhmmm
Stranger: LUCKY FOR U
Stranger: IM NORMAL
Stranger: BUT RIGHT NOW
Stranger: IM ON POT !
Stranger: JKZ
Stranger: i just like to be crazy..
Stranger: Im nine.
Stranger: so... Thats why
You: You certainly are a crazy nine year old.
Stranger: (:
Stranger: Why thank you
Stranger: wait ..
Stranger: was that sppoused too be rude ?
Stranger: DO you know Daisy1777 on youtube
You: No, of course not.
You: No, I'm afraid I don't.
Stranger: (:
Stranger: Okay cause daisy1777 is me !
You: Oh really? I guess I'll have to check it out then.
Stranger: okay (:
Stranger: Do you have youtube ?
You: Yes I do.
Stranger: okay'
You: It's 'scuzzyneighbour' in case you are interested.
Stranger: okay
You: So...I'm gonna go now, but it was fun talking to you.
You: See ya.
You have disconnected.


Certainly an interesting nine year old.

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

There was an old topic like this before, cant find it now.

It actually goes from the bottom convo, up, but I'm too lazy to fix it.

Click here to go to Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: bitch
You: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT
Stranger: shut the fuck up and get naked, NOW!
You: RAAAAGGGEEEE
You: I WONT BECAUSE
You: YOU SUCK
You: >:O
Stranger: i ordered u
You: You can't even spell "You" right.
You: >: (
You: AND YOU'RE A STRANGER >: O
Stranger: it's slang you idiot
You: There is no slang in the dictionary. \
Stranger: now you have orders
Stranger: execute
You: You aren't Darth Vader. I can't follow your orders.
Stranger: u cant, you must
You: I MUST, NOT
Stranger: yes you do
Stranger: NOW!
You: YOUR HEAD JUST BLEW UP
You: FROM THE AWESOMNESS
You: OF TALKING TO ME
Stranger: get naked for me and shut up
You: Why would you want me to
You: I'm a dude.
Stranger: u bitch
Stranger: so fuck off
You: Rage face.
Stranger: and put a banana in your ear
You: *F3*
You: *F5*
You: >:O
You: RAAAAGGGEEEE
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: now
Stranger: i have ordered you to put a banana in your ear
You: RAMIREZ, DEFUSE THAT NUKE WITH THIS EGG Angry
Stranger: EXECUTE! NOW!
You: DO WHAT I SAY, SOLDIER
Stranger: stupid
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: go cleaning the bath
You: DONT TALK TO YOUR COMMANDER LIKE THAT
Stranger: you are not a commander, you are only the bitch of the soldiers
Stranger: now they want to have fun, please them
You: *Points gun to your head* >:O
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: go
Stranger: now
You: Wh
You: why*
Stranger: why i said u to go
Stranger: and u must obey
You: Why must I?
Stranger: cuz you are a little shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cause you are a little shit
You: Why?
Stranger: cause your value is nothing
You: CHUCK NORRIS IS SO COOL
You: HE
You: ATE
You: A COW
You: IN ONE BITE
Stranger: you, are still talkin?
You: Yes.
Stranger: STUPID SHIT
You: Your insults are useless.
Stranger: IDIOT
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: U ARE USELESS
Stranger: REJECT
You: I'm invulnerable to insults.
You: I am
You: GLEECH
You: -RAGE-
Stranger: EMO
Stranger: YOU ARE EMO
You: Why thank you, kind sir :3
Stranger: EMO ARE SHIT
Stranger: GO CUT UR VEINS
You: Nah I like them un-cut :3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

my god, i laughed at the bolded sentance it makes me laugh xDD