Many Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart (or whatever superstore you have)

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

do this lmao:get clothes,and pants and then,go to a bathroom,and like,put clothes like hanging and stuff

or, like,go behind boxes and like pretend to take a nap lol,or,TAKE a nap

or,go around asking for money saying that your mom just left u there.

lmfao she's going shopping and you said you would stay outside, then when you know she left, bring out your cup and start beging

[CradledEggle]

lmfao she's going shopping and you said you would stay outside, then when you know she left, bring out your cup and start beging

lol yes OR

go into an isle,look at things,then fake a seizure

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

lol yes OR

go into an isle,look at things,then fake a seizure

sue wal-mart and their  flashy lights, XD


start throwing items around 8DDD

[CradledEggle]

sue wal-mart and their  flashy lights, XD


start throwing items around 8DDD

OR,like do this *this only happens to me at wal mart* i'll shock ppl,withough knowing,so.i should shock ppl and thry'll get anoyyed but cant do shet 8D

[xaio]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMuxyRbNLFM&feature=related
imma do this when imma in college!!!

imma say

KEEP YOU HANDS OFF THE WALLS AT ALL COSTS THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL MUSH

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMuxyRbNLFM&feature=related
imma do this when imma in college!!!

imma say

KEEP YOU HANDS OFF THE WALLS AT ALL COSTS THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WAL MUSH

OMFG lol

[Hakudamashi]

steal something

[annoyinglad]

Here's the easiest way yet, and I can personally guarantee it will work.

1. Go into the store.
2. Find the nearest worker willing to help you.
3. Tell them that you need them to do something for you.
4. Pay them $20 do kick you out, literally or not, it's your choice.

[XtheHedgehog]

read p0rn in the kids isle

jump on the desks and start air humping

grab the PA and rick roll evryone

run around with a strap-on on your head and yell " IM A UNICORN"

push people down an escalator

cuss out the manager

pull out a water gun and shout "THIS IS A ROBBERY" "PUT ALL YOUR USED CONDOMS IN THE BAG"

ask random people if they dropped the soap (lets see who gets the joke)

break the videogame glass protecting the games and yell THERES A HOBO STEALING GAMES!! and point to a little kid

steal pantys and make a perverted look then go to the cashier and say let me buy these and the onz ur wearing =3

push peoples carts

replace or put in random objects to peoples carts

yell FBI and go to the bra section

need i say moar?