I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome

[Tanassy]

Peach MUST be magic if she can float in SMB 2..
She also somehow sends letters to Mario from captivity in many games. How?
Plus there's like, everything she does in Smash, or the RPGs. Canon or not the fact it's in character is enough.



Magic, man. It's everywhere. Fucking everywhere.


Besides, this is the Mario series you're talking about.

[jkid101094]

Peach MUST be magic if she can float in SMB 2..

*poke*

[Tanassy]

*poke*

the fact it's in character is enough.
Besides, this is the Mario series you're talking about.

[Mikey]

Loved the bitch slapping part. xD

[Hakudamashi]

Well Bowser does know Black Magic. There's a theory going around that he just disables her magic which makes it easy to kidnap her.

I don't think disabling her magic takes away her Jesus kick...

[jkid101094]

I don't think disabling her magic takes away her Jesus kick...

Can't say it doesn't.

[Hakudamashi]

Can't say it doesn't.

Then why doesn't he take away Mario's supernatural jumping prowers?

[jkid101094]

Then why doesn't he take away Mario's supernatural jumping prowers?

Because that's not magic, silly.

[Supersonic196]

Because that's not magic, silly.

OR IS IT?

I mean, he doesn't even bends his knees before being shot five feet into the air. It must be magic.

[jkid101094]

OR IS IT?

I mean, he doesn't even bends his knees before being shot five feet into the air. It must be magic.

Maybe he does and it's just too fast to see.

[Tanassy]

It's a video game, guys.

[jkid101094]

It's a video game, guys.

It's a free country. We reserve the right to make logic of bullshit. >:I

Also I'm just fucking around. =P

[Hakudamashi]

It's a video game, guys.

Yes, but it doesn't make the continuity any less f*cked