I Don't Like Seeing My Childhood Raped But This Was Awesome

Tanassy · April 03, 2012, 11:01:16 PM

Peach MUST be magic if she can float in SMB 2..
She also somehow sends letters to Mario from captivity in many games. How?
Plus there's like, everything she does in Smash, or the RPGs. Canon or not the fact it's in character is enough.

Magic, man. It's everywhere. Fucking everywhere.

Besides, this is the Mario series you're talking about.

jkid101094 · April 03, 2012, 11:05:52 PM

Quote from: Iris Sapphire on April 03, 2012, 11:01:16 PM
Peach MUST be magic if she can float in SMB 2..

*poke*

Tanassy · April 03, 2012, 11:24:12 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 11:05:52 PM
*poke*

Quote from: Iris Sapphire on April 03, 2012, 11:01:16 PM
the fact it's in character is enough.
Besides, this is the Mario series you're talking about.

Mikey · April 04, 2012, 01:43:41 AM

Loved the bitch slapping part. xD

Hakudamashi · April 04, 2012, 03:24:58 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on April 03, 2012, 03:57:29 PM
Well Bowser does know Black Magic. There's a theory going around that he just disables her magic which makes it easy to kidnap her.

I don't think disabling her magic takes away her Jesus kick...

jkid101094 · April 04, 2012, 03:26:55 PM

Quote from: windlessusher on April 04, 2012, 03:24:58 PM
I don't think disabling her magic takes away her Jesus kick...

Can't say it doesn't.

Hakudamashi · April 04, 2012, 04:29:25 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on April 04, 2012, 03:26:55 PM
Can't say it doesn't.

Then why doesn't he take away Mario's supernatural jumping prowers?

jkid101094 · April 04, 2012, 04:32:44 PM

Quote from: windlessusher on April 04, 2012, 04:29:25 PM
Then why doesn't he take away Mario's supernatural jumping prowers?

Because that's not magic, silly.

Supersonic196 · April 04, 2012, 04:35:11 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on April 04, 2012, 04:32:44 PM
Because that's not magic, silly.

OR IS IT?

I mean, he doesn't even bends his knees before being shot five feet into the air. It must be magic.

jkid101094 · April 04, 2012, 04:38:03 PM

Quote from: supersonic196 on April 04, 2012, 04:35:11 PM
OR IS IT?

I mean, he doesn't even bends his knees before being shot five feet into the air. It must be magic.

Maybe he does and it's just too fast to see.

Tanassy · April 04, 2012, 04:38:09 PM

It's a video game, guys.

jkid101094 · April 04, 2012, 04:39:28 PM

Quote from: Iris Sapphire on April 04, 2012, 04:38:09 PM
It's a video game, guys.

It's a free country. We reserve the right to make logic of bullshit. >:I

Also I'm just fucking around. =P

Hakudamashi · April 04, 2012, 04:40:39 PM

Quote from: Iris Sapphire on April 04, 2012, 04:38:09 PM
It's a video game, guys.

Yes, but it doesn't make the continuity any less f*cked