Why do games these days totally fail?!

Started by Gleech, September 19, 2009, 04:45:53 AM

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Gleech

Quote from: Leviathan on September 23, 2009, 01:35:49 PM
Buy a 360, Buy Bioshock and tell me thats a 10-20 minute game!
1. I already have one.
2. I've already seen the ending to Bioshock
3. Bioshock was made BEFORE the whole "1-10 minute" crisis we're in.

Quote from: SonicFan47 on December 16, 2008, 08:00:41 PM
I don't care in the Ryan/Jason debate. I can't tell the difference
but I favor JALEEL WHITE!

iecman5

Quote from: Gleech on September 19, 2009, 04:45:53 AM
I HATE GAMES THESE DAYS! They're all like,

"Rescue this dude!"
*2 levels later*
"YOU RESCUED THE DUDE AND BEAT THE ONLY BOSS WHICH WAS THE FINAL BOSS! YOU FINISHED THE GAME!!!"

And all it took was 20 minutes of your life.

That's why I'm afraid to rent/buy any games now :(




you mean marios games?

Gleech

Quote from: iecman5 on September 23, 2009, 01:58:35 PM


you mean marios games?
You DO know there are more games than mario games where you have to rescue someone, right? >_>

Quote from: SonicFan47 on December 16, 2008, 08:00:41 PM
I don't care in the Ryan/Jason debate. I can't tell the difference
but I favor JALEEL WHITE!

Hakudamashi

Quote from: Gleech on September 23, 2009, 02:39:50 PM
You DO know there are more games than mario games where you have to rescue someone, right? >_>
Its obvious they don't get out much
OR ELSE!
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xaio

Quote from: Gleech on September 23, 2009, 01:37:17 PM
"1-10 minute" crisis I'M in.
that's because YOU buy games just to BEAT THEM , i buy them to PLAY THEM AND HAVE FUN AND BUILD SUSPENSE <___< chill with the beating the game as soon as you get it...it took me 6 hours worth of time to beat elite beat agents, because i had it before, and beat it 3 MONTHS LATER ACCIDENTALLY lol, so yeah now i feel normal with EBA to have everything beat

also

learn to do a thing caled PLAY POKEMON if you want a damn game that isn't short, then play it, it takes FOREVER to beat.<__< have you ever considered? it's because your picky, i even play girl games (not hello kitty, that's just too far), like totally spies (old) bratz once in a while, those games take a sec to beat, trust me. XD

T3T
THE BRO SOCIETY!!!
bros:
michael(shiner)
HMS7
jeexx
light
sonic360
wind
wtf? i jsut noticed!! RENDEL'S NOT ON HERE!!!
i thank rendel for the sexy pic he drew me!! http://i44.tinypic.com/2hg662d.png
cartoon ver. http://i43.tinypic.com/zj8fly.png

i JIMP'd ~Jizzed In My Pants~ cause
John (same name <333)
Draco
jkid
rendel
(runnin outta space so you know who you are) ARE EPICALL!!!!

Gleech

Quote from: xaio on September 24, 2009, 11:53:16 AM
that's because YOU buy games just to BEAT THEM , i buy them to PLAY THEM AND HAVE FUN AND BUILD SUSPENSE <___< chill with the beating the game as soon as you get it...it took me 6 hours worth of time to beat elite beat agents, because i had it before, and beat it 3 MONTHS LATER ACCIDENTALLY lol, so yeah now i feel normal with EBA to have everything beat

also

learn to do a thing caled PLAY POKEMON if you want a damn game that isn't short, then play it, it takes FOREVER to beat.<__< have you ever considered? it's because your picky, i even play girl games (not hello kitty, that's just too far), like totally spies (old) bratz once in a while, those games take a sec to beat, trust me. XD
1. HUUUUR OK I'LL DISOBEY MY PARENTS AND PLAY POKEMON HUUUUUUUUR
2. thats not my real quote >_>
3. Theres no point to games anymore but TO beat it. They dont have any mini games anymore.

Quote from: SonicFan47 on December 16, 2008, 08:00:41 PM
I don't care in the Ryan/Jason debate. I can't tell the difference
but I favor JALEEL WHITE!

xaio

1: pokemon isn't demonic, or witchcraft, i say FUCKIT if my parents told me to stop playing it, i would just not play it AROUND THEM , not grow a hate to it, just to be like my parents in all desperate attempt to stay on their good side.

2:IKNORITE

3:play bratz for the game boy 24  MINI GAMES

4:totally spies, may be only 5 missions, but tons of mini games

5:try to do a thing, called EXPLORE on non-mini gamed games. that's what i do, i expeiriment, look for glitches witch are hard to find nowadays

T3T
THE BRO SOCIETY!!!
bros:
michael(shiner)
HMS7
jeexx
light
sonic360
wind
wtf? i jsut noticed!! RENDEL'S NOT ON HERE!!!
i thank rendel for the sexy pic he drew me!! http://i44.tinypic.com/2hg662d.png
cartoon ver. http://i43.tinypic.com/zj8fly.png

i JIMP'd ~Jizzed In My Pants~ cause
John (same name <333)
Draco
jkid
rendel
(runnin outta space so you know who you are) ARE EPICALL!!!!

Gleech

Quote from: xaio on September 24, 2009, 11:58:55 AM
1: pokemon isn't demonic, or witchcraft, i say FUCKIT if my parents told me to stop playing it, i would just not play it AROUND THEM , not grow a hate to it, just to be like my parents in all desperate attempt to stay on their good side.

2:IKNORITE

3:play bratz for the game boy 24  MINI GAMES

4:totally spies, may be only 5 missions, but tons of mini games

5:try to do a thing, called EXPLORE on non-mini gamed games. that's what i do, i expeiriment, look for glitches witch are hard to find nowadays
1. I'm not stupid, and I'm not a disobeying NOOB.

2 (5). Well theres nothing TO explore, because the whole game is just strait through.

Quote from: SonicFan47 on December 16, 2008, 08:00:41 PM
I don't care in the Ryan/Jason debate. I can't tell the difference
but I favor JALEEL WHITE!

xaio

Quote from: Gleech on September 24, 2009, 12:14:44 PM
1. I'm not stupid, and I'm not a disobeying NOOB.

2 (5). Well theres nothing TO explore, because the whole game is just strait through.
1:Pokemon isn't stupid, and if i wer a NOOB , then i wouldn't have the posts i do, or the friends i do, would i?

2 through 5: there IS something to explore, just try your bes to get E RANK <__< it's harder then you think , it took me forever to find the requirement on how NOT to get A-S rank on sonic.

T3T
THE BRO SOCIETY!!!
bros:
michael(shiner)
HMS7
jeexx
light
sonic360
wind
wtf? i jsut noticed!! RENDEL'S NOT ON HERE!!!
i thank rendel for the sexy pic he drew me!! http://i44.tinypic.com/2hg662d.png
cartoon ver. http://i43.tinypic.com/zj8fly.png

i JIMP'd ~Jizzed In My Pants~ cause
John (same name <333)
Draco
jkid
rendel
(runnin outta space so you know who you are) ARE EPICALL!!!!

iecman5


Gleech

Quote from: xaio on September 24, 2009, 12:53:13 PM
1:Pokemon isn't stupid, and if i wer a NOOB , then i wouldn't have the posts i do, or the friends i do, would i?

2 through 5: there IS something to explore, just try your bes to get E RANK <__< it's harder then you think , it took me forever to find the requirement on how NOT to get A-S rank on sonic.
I never said pokemon was stupid, I said people who disobey their parents are stupid. Parents are here to raise kids, kids dont raise parents.

Quote from: SonicFan47 on December 16, 2008, 08:00:41 PM
I don't care in the Ryan/Jason debate. I can't tell the difference
but I favor JALEEL WHITE!

NiGHTS

Quote from: Gleech on September 24, 2009, 01:21:10 PM
I never said pokemon was stupid, I said people who disobey their parents are stupid. Parents are here to raise kids, kids dont raise parents.

oh so im stupid now?

like my parents dopnt allow me to go on forums talk to strangers on the internet blahblahblah

yet im here now

if i obeyed my parents everywhim id be playing house maid every second of my life

Gleech

Quote from: NiGHTS on September 25, 2009, 12:26:02 AM
oh so im stupid now?

like my parents dopnt allow me to go on forums talk to strangers on the internet blahblahblah

yet im here now

if i obeyed my parents everywhim id be playing house maid every second of my life
Well, yes. Because its not smart to disobey your parents. You might actually get something good out of it. They've had more experience with life, and if they say that you cant go on a website, they might be right. Some day you might mess up and do something completely stupid... Like I did once... I still hate you, Tophat.

Quote from: SonicFan47 on December 16, 2008, 08:00:41 PM
I don't care in the Ryan/Jason debate. I can't tell the difference
but I favor JALEEL WHITE!

NiGHTS

Quote from: Gleech on September 25, 2009, 03:07:00 AM
Well, yes. Because its not smart to disobey your parents. You might actually get something good out of it. They've had more experience with life, and if they say that you cant go on a website, they might be right. Some day you might mess up and do something completely stupid... Like I did once... I still hate you, Tophat.

last time i listened to my mum my laptop broke rofl

and the time before that... my coursework was all wrong i had to redo it

time before that i fainted on the couch and missed the first day of school rofl and so on and so on x3

Gleech

Quote from: NiGHTS on September 25, 2009, 03:10:31 AM
last time i listened to my mum my laptop broke rofl

and the time before that... my coursework was all wrong i had to redo it

time before that i fainted on the couch and missed the first day of school rofl and so on and so on x3
One time I DIDNT listen to my parents... my e-mail got hacked >_>

Another time I didnt, I got sent to my room

Another time I didnt I got grounded

Another time I didnt I got spanked

Quote from: SonicFan47 on December 16, 2008, 08:00:41 PM
I don't care in the Ryan/Jason debate. I can't tell the difference
but I favor JALEEL WHITE!