post ur omegle chats here lmao <3

[JetTheHawk]

You: You are currently talking to a convicted crinimal who has escaped jail, and may want to kill you, if you see that he is trying to kill you please email at [email protected]
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: well how are you mate
You: hey have u ever been convicted
You: like gone to jail because of killing
You: or something
Stranger: nope, never !
Stranger: one day, maybe ..
You: ahh and innocent one
You: perfect
Stranger:
You have disconnected.

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is it safe
Stranger: here?
Stranger: there are a lot of pedofile aroung here
Stranger: but if u have an open mind
You: is IT safe
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: it = omegle?
You: No
You: IT
Stranger: go to hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[JetTheHawk]

You: [Omegle will advise you that your are talking to a maniac who has an intention to murder and kill every living thing in his sight, if you experience problems calll 9-11 and report them for whatever they are trying to cause. Stranger will not see this message]
You: hello
Stranger: yo.
You: whats up
Stranger: nothin.
You: [Omegle will advise you that your are talking to a maniac who has an intention to murder and kill every living thing in his sight, if you experience problems calll 9-11 and report them for whatever they are trying to cause. Stranger will not see this message]
Stranger: ...
You: where do you live.
You: we can have some fun <3
Stranger: in a box.
You: no
You: not that gay way
You: do it the pedo way <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NiGHTS]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle will advise you that you are talking to a gay pedophile and you should leave if u are male and under 18 stranger will not see this message]
Stranger: I am taking a survey, may I ask you the following questions?
You: okay
Stranger: What age do you think is reasonable to lose your viringity at?
You: any age
You: if ur a man
Stranger: If you were a girl, and had to pick?
You: i wouldnt really care
Stranger: omg ur no heplp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xaio]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Omegle will ask you this one question or your house will explode in 3 days "is it safe?" ]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
XD


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you have pokemanz?
You: [Due to local laws, Omegle is held responsible to inform you that your chat partner was convicted of pokemon sex crimes. Stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: good one.
You: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NiGHTS]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: rawr
Stranger: yo
Stranger: asl
You: hmm do i want to reveal this to a possible rapist...
Stranger: r u darragh?
Stranger: or sean?
You: and blow the cover of the magical world of fairies filled with pixies and leprechauns
You: im seans gay sex slave
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: rawr
Stranger: yo
Stranger: asl
You: hmm do i want to reveal this to a possible rapist...
Stranger: r u darragh?
Stranger: or sean?
You: and blow the cover of the magical world of fairies filled with pixies and leprechauns
You: im seans gay sex slave
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh lawd funneh

[NiGHTS]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boo
You: rawr
Stranger: moose?
You: moose :O where
Stranger: in my pants xD
You: LE GASP
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: its awesome.
You: u have very large pants
Stranger: oh yess (;<
You: u remind me of someone i should know >:C
Stranger: yay(
Stranger: (:
You: rofl
You: can i see ur moose :O
Stranger: mhmmm (;<
You: 8D
Stranger: xDDDDDDDDDD
You: its a very big moose
Stranger: i quite like it.
You: hm its cute :3
Stranger: thank you (;
You: can i stroke it O:
Stranger: it might bite.
You: ppwwweeeaaasssseeee
Stranger: okaay but cant say i didnt warn you
You: *strokes*
Stranger: oh its like that
You: O: it doesnt bite
You: i thiink it grew a bit though
Stranger: nopeee
Stranger: lol
You: :/
Stranger: lmfao
You: or maybe thats cuz i just walked up closer to it
Stranger: hmm possible
You: maybe
You: so werd u get this moose from :O
You: and howd it get so big
Stranger: from the flea market, and i got big from foo.d
Stranger: food*
You: :O
You: wait just food wouldnt that have meant it got fat
You: wouldnt it need exercise
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: that too
You: what kind of exercise O:
Stranger: up and down gestures.
You: lol
You: i see
You: so umm wut do the ladies think of ur moose :O
Stranger: they think its too big
You: hmm wut about the other men
Stranger: they like it.
Stranger: lol
You: hmm the bigger the moose the better (Y)
You: i dont have a moose :/
You: but im getting one 8D
Stranger: oh oh oh oh oh when?and what color?
You: its gonna be white its an albino mooseeeyyyy
You: cause its bewy cute :3
Stranger: ooh yay exciting.
Stranger: i love new mooses
You: 8D
You: i showed a picture of it to my friend he said it wasnt that cute :/
You: hes so wrong
You: he says brown mooses are cuter
Stranger: i know sheesh unsupportive friend
Stranger: friends*
You: my other friend says he wants my moose in his pants
You: but i said no
You: itll be in my pants
Stranger: hah, you win.
You: iknorite
You: my moose its kinda fat though :/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boo
You: rawr
Stranger: moose?
You: moose :O where
Stranger: in my pants xD
You: LE GASP
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: its awesome.
You: u have very large pants
Stranger: oh yess (;<
You: u remind me of someone i should know >:C
Stranger: yay(
Stranger: (:
You: rofl
You: can i see ur moose :O
Stranger: mhmmm (;<
You: 8D
Stranger: xDDDDDDDDDD
You: its a very big moose
Stranger: i quite like it.
You: hm its cute :3
Stranger: thank you (;
You: can i stroke it O:
Stranger: it might bite.
You: ppwwweeeaaasssseeee
Stranger: okaay but cant say i didnt warn you
You: *strokes*
Stranger: oh its like that
You: O: it doesnt bite
You: i thiink it grew a bit though
Stranger: nopeee
Stranger: lol
You: :/
Stranger: lmfao
You: or maybe thats cuz i just walked up closer to it
Stranger: hmm possible
You: maybe
You: so werd u get this moose from :O
You: and howd it get so big
Stranger: from the flea market, and i got big from foo.d
Stranger: food*
You: :O
You: wait just food wouldnt that have meant it got fat
You: wouldnt it need exercise
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: that too
You: what kind of exercise O:
Stranger: up and down gestures.
You: lol
You: i see
You: so umm wut do the ladies think of ur moose :O
Stranger: they think its too big
You: hmm wut about the other men
Stranger: they like it.
Stranger: lol
You: hmm the bigger the moose the better (Y)
You: i dont have a moose :/
You: but im getting one 8D
Stranger: oh oh oh oh oh when?and what color?
You: its gonna be white its an albino mooseeeyyyy
You: cause its bewy cute :3
Stranger: ooh yay exciting.
Stranger: i love new mooses
You: 8D
You: i showed a picture of it to my friend he said it wasnt that cute :/
You: hes so wrong
You: he says brown mooses are cuter
Stranger: i know sheesh unsupportive friend
Stranger: friends*
You: my other friend says he wants my moose in his pants
You: but i said no
You: itll be in my pants
Stranger: hah, you win.
You: iknorite
You: my moose its kinda fat though :/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i see something sexual about that convo O.o

[Mephiles]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Due to local laws, Omegle is held responsible to inform you that your chat partner was convicted of animal sex crimes. Stranger cannot see this message.]
You: hello!
Stranger: Do you want to shit the fuck ? Or do you want to fuck the shit ?
You: trick question! everyone knows fruit bats are mammals
You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Due to local laws, Omegle is held responsible to inform you that your chat partner was convicted of animal sex crimes. Stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what's up?
You: hello!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you do realize, if that was real, then it would have come before my "hey", right?
Stranger: you're too slow
You: I'm the slow one? I posted before you.
You: dumbass
You have disconnected.

[Princessofthechaosemerald]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Due to local laws, Omegle is held responsible to inform you that your chat partner was convicted of animal sex crimes. Stranger cannot see this message.]
You: hello!
Stranger: Do you want to shit the fuck ? Or do you want to fuck the shit ?
You: trick question! everyone knows fruit bats are mammals
You have disconnected.


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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [Due to local laws, Omegle is held responsible to inform you that your chat partner was convicted of animal sex crimes. Stranger cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what's up?
You: hello!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you do realize, if that was real, then it would have come before my "hey", right?
Stranger: you're too slow
You: I'm the slow one? I posted before you.
You: dumbass
You have disconnected.

lol meph

[Elija2]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wassup dear
You: not much moose
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: funny as hell
Stranger: so mongoose
Stranger: m or f
You: m
You: I'm sorry if I dissapointed you.
Stranger: lets say it quits then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Goddamnit, next time I'm gonna pretend to be a girl and see how it goes.

[ChaosDazer]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wassup dear
You: not much moose
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: funny as hell
Stranger: so mongoose
Stranger: m or f
You: m
You: I'm sorry if I dissapointed you.
Stranger: lets say it quits then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Goddamnit, next time I'm gonna pretend to be a girl and see how it goes.

lmao
You: Sup
Stranger: sup
You: Is this the YMCA gay chat room?
Stranger: ahahah don't know, I am a female
You: oh
You: well your in the wrong place >:C
You: GET OUT OF MY AWEOSMENESS CONVO ONLY ACCESIBLE TO MEN
Stranger: ahaha sorry, I will get out of the YMCA gay chatroom right away
You: don't worry
You: I need company
You: =D
Stranger: Let me guess, a young woman that believes gay couples are hot?
Stranger: Or a young man wanting to chat with hot males?
You: a old woman who wants to die
You: your point?
Stranger: Nothing much, I am just bored, that's all

[NiGHTS]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi
You: rawr
Stranger: oh lord
You: i liek potatoes :3
Stranger: zomg
You: yum
Stranger: yak
You: human hands
You: they taste good
Stranger: no they dont
Stranger: dont lie to me
You: i dont lie
Stranger: makes me want to cry
You: im one of the smoking nuns of doncaster >:C
You: us nuns dont lie
You: especially when we woop englands but at cricket
Stranger: another lie..
Stranger: this is SO sad
You: nuns dont lie
You: bless you child
You: you do not know what you are saying
Stranger: youre liar
Stranger: not a nun, a liar
You: i am a nun i live in a nunary since i lost my late wife
You: i have been a nun ever since
Stranger: wat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CradledEggle]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Meow
You: Rawr
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: Purrr?
You: :3
Stranger: <3
You: <D
Stranger: Ice cream?
You: Waffles?
Stranger: Yes please
You: *hands you a waffle*
Stranger: Yay!
Stranger: How are you today, kind sir?
Stranger: Or ma'm
You: Hyper,with the flu,how about u
You: and im a guy
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: I'm tired with a headache
Stranger: You have the swine?
You: swine flu is just the flu
You: nothing really diffrent about them
You: but yeah
Stranger: Hahaha
You: i do.
Stranger: That's tough
Stranger: You alright?
You: yeah
You: its not deadly
You: its basicly the flu
You: u get sore,bad fever,coughing,did i mention sore?
Stranger: The flu is deadly
You: and headcache
Stranger: If you don't treat it
You: i know
You: and i have been
Stranger: So then you're good
You: yeah
Stranger: I'm STARVING
Stranger: brb
You: ok
You: sys