post ur omegle chats here lmao <3

[NiGHTS]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: God bless you child
Stranger: U TOO MOM
You: No child we refere to nuns as sister
You: us nuns do not get married
Stranger: ooo ok sorry
You: I am not your mother
Stranger: yes u r
You: It is okay child God has forgiven your sins
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lolz
You: I am one of the smoking nuns of doncaster
Stranger: ur so funny
Stranger: hahah
You: I am on my way to get a lighter would you happen to have one
Stranger: yes
Stranger: HAAHAH
You: would i be able to take it back to the nunary before WE CRUSH THOSE ENGLISH HEAVENS TO THE GROUND in our nice friendly cricket match
You: *HEVENS
Stranger: hahahaa yea ok
Stranger: FATTY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CradledEggle]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ohai.
Stranger: Hai thair.
You: My name is boxxy :3
Stranger: Lol. Sure...
You: aww...
You: you wouldnt beleive me
You: RAWR
You: :C
You: i r sad box now.
Stranger: Yeah. You should be. :]

[Jordan teh Echidna]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Heyy
You: you k?
Stranger: MUFFIN
You: YEAH
You: MUFFIN
You: i love muffins ^_^
Stranger: same here
You: om nom nom
Stranger: they are sooooooooo good
You: obviously
You: lol
You: mwaahahahah
You: meh wut ya up to?
Stranger: nothin
You: ima...doing nothing :I
Stranger: hey are u a m or f
You: m
You:
Stranger: cool me to
You: awesome
Stranger: age??
You: 13
You: ^3^
Stranger: same here
You: wow
Stranger: wow
You: srsly?
You: LOL
Stranger: holy shit
You: i know o_0
You: where you from?
You: ima in Britain
You: :3
Stranger: North Carolina USA
You: whoah, far
Stranger: Britain is awesome
You: is it around...3-4pm there?
You: i know lol
Stranger: 4:03
You: ooo close
You: it's 9:03 here
You: pm
Stranger: wow
You: lol 5 hours ahead xD
Stranger: yeah
You: you remind me of people i talk to on a forum
You: lolololol
Stranger: ok...
You: meh
Stranger: so whats up
You: making some comics
You: put some on meh website
You: then i made a couple of animations on flash
You:
Stranger: send me your website
You: srz.smackjeeves.com
You: my flashes are on my deviantArt
Stranger: wow your really good
You: thanks ^_^
You: not much i get that kinda compliments
You: normally it's " WHOAH I SEE A WHITE THING IN THE CORNER, CHANGE IT NOW BIATCH"
You: lolololololololol
Stranger: my friend does things like that but i forgot her web site url
You: oooo i c
You: okiday
You: lol i remember a minute a go
You: someone  sadi
You: *said
You: lemme see you nude on cam
You: i was just like WTF
Stranger: same here it was really weird
You: i know, some pervs out there >.<
You: bleh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i hate it when i talk to them
You: me too
You: it's like
You: hey
You: LEMME SEE YOU NUDE ON CAM
You: then your like, no
Stranger: sometimes its fun to play along though
You: and they disconnect
You: lol yeah
You: i did it to one person
You: i found out
You: she was really
You: well i said hi
You: she says
You: i think im in live with my best friend
You: she was french
You: and her best friend was a girl o_0
Stranger: cool
You: i was laughing so hard
Stranger: so how is it in britain
Stranger: ?
You: very...cold...
You: the weather's a bit bad
You: and i got beaten up by a gang today
You: T_T
Stranger: no way
Stranger: ouch...
You: i know
You: i was bleeding
You: i might not be going to school for a few days
You: til it's sorted
You: <3
Stranger: thats a good idea
You: yp
You: *yup
Stranger: i never really got beat up
You: that's good ^3^
Stranger: where in britain do you live?
You: around, near London
You: an hour from London
You: yeah...
Stranger: ive been to london many times
You: ooooo
Stranger: for my dads work
You: pretty close then eh?
Stranger: what?
You: pretty close, you went to London
You: that's really close to me
Stranger: yeah
You:
You: i don't know wut to do now...so my friend's like, see omegle its funny
You: and you see random people loolol
You: he managed to get 48 girlfriends from this :0
Stranger: i met some guy from idnesia or something
You: LOL
Stranger: dang thats good
You: i met someone from
You: North Caroline USA
You: *Carolina
You: lol
Stranger: haha
You: i know
You: so awesome right?
Stranger: my friend says hi
You: Heyy
You: friend of who i'm talking to
You: hello down in America
You: *sees you* I see....AWESOME
Stranger:
You:
You: :3 rawr
Stranger: hows life in britain other than getting beat up and it being cold?
You: well
You: i have to wake up at 6am to go to school
You: even though it starts at 9am
You: lol
You: and
You: it's really fun
You: gonna be really warm in a few days
You: meh friends and i got gmod, really fun
Stranger: wow my school starts at 845 and i wake up at 7
You: lolol
You: Ya
You: THIS CONVERSATION ROCKS AM I RIGHT?
You: W00T
Stranger: yeah
You: obviously >:0
Stranger: ive never met some one really fun on omegle before
You: lol neither have i
You: it's always the pervs and boring people
You: pahahahah
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i dont know why i get on it though
You: meh
You: maybe to make friends sometimes
You: or meet new people 83
Stranger: yeah
You: obviously
You: we're too awesome for the world
Stranger: brb
You: k
Stranger: alright im back
You: Heyy
You: wb
You: lol all i'm doing now is:
You: On MSN to nobody
You: talking to you: Mr Awesome
You: ad
You: *and
You: nothing else
Stranger: sounds fun
You: :C
You: lol
You: Damn yeah it is
You: it's more fun than flying round the world C:
Stranger: haha
You: lol all meh friends on MSN are off, or talking on the forum :I
You: ble
You: *bleh
Stranger: we dont travel that often
You: me neither
You: last time i did, my lil' bro with spina bifida got called three legged
Stranger: haha
You: my dad was ANGRY and sais we'd never go to Spain again
You: LOLOL
Stranger: wow
You: ikr
Stranger: we usaully go to india, britain, and italy
You: awesome
You: niiice
Stranger: my dad works for microsoft
You: srsly?
You: wow
Stranger: trying to recruit workers
You: nice
Stranger: yeah its awesome
You: awesome
You: obv.
You: wow this is the longest chat i haz EVVA had
You: w00t
Stranger: same
You:
Stranger: usaully its me hi stranger im gay me bye
You: LOL
You: me too
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: I SED LOL FIRST BITCH >:C nah kiddin'
You: lol
You: i ain't that bad xD
Stranger:
You: >
Stranger: :-)
You: :=)
Stranger: man i just figured out im failing sci.
You: lol
You: im level...
You: around
You: 7-8?
You: top set
You: im really good :3
Stranger: cool im not
Stranger: but im doing good on everything else
You: lol
You: i fail at DT
You: our teacher sucks
Stranger: DT?
Stranger: whats that?
You: Design Technology
You: like building
You: but
You: with textiles or cooking
Stranger: oh
You: ya
Stranger: we dont have that in the USA
You: lol i can tell xD
Stranger: all we have is math, Language arts, sci, social studies and something else you can pick
You: oooo
You: i haz
You: Science
You: Maths
You: Language
You: Englsh
You: *English
You: and
You: somethin' else
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im tierd for some reason
You: me too
You: it's 9:35
You: YAWN
You: *stretch*
Stranger: brb
You: k
Stranger: I'm back

Then he gave me MSN and we carried on then lol

[NiGHTS]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: rawr
Stranger: wow
Stranger: calm down
You: =0
You: awwww
Stranger: what awwwwwww
You: but whhyyyy
Stranger: it's coming and rawring at me
Stranger: it's you*
You: rawr :3
Stranger: whereas i didn't ask for anything
Stranger: ok lion
Stranger: you heard about the game ?
You: the game?
You: i just lost it didnt i
Stranger: i think so =3
You: 3:<
You: I R NAWT AMUSED
Stranger: MAH BALLS
You: =0
Stranger: GAWD
You: hmmm
Stranger: mkmkmkmkmkmkmkmkmkmkay ?
You: okai
You: 8D
Stranger: 8T
Stranger: WAT ? 8T
Stranger: looks like he's eatin
You: lol
Stranger: 8T
Stranger: 8T < I ARE EATIN AND WHAT IS DIS
You: idk
Stranger: kdi
You: =0
You: u can speak backwars
You: *backwards
Stranger: yes i can
Stranger: nac i sey
Stranger: yes i can
You: =0
You: wow
Stranger: nac i say
You: ur smart =0
You: except u spelt yes wrong
Stranger: :3
You: in that last one
Stranger: NO YOU DIDNT SEE IT
You: orly
You: proove it >:C
You: thought so
You: 8D
Stranger: *moves hand like a jedi* You did not see it.
You: OMG did u just a cake o_0
Stranger: I DID
You: LE GASP
You: so wut was it liek
You: ive never a cake before
Stranger: it was cool
Stranger: you really should a cake sometimes
You: hmm
You: idk how though
Stranger: you've got some cakes at home ?
You: no the cakes off
Stranger: all you have to is finding
Stranger: a cake
Stranger: then, you approach it
Stranger: and before you realize it, you have the cake
You: =0
You: but dont u have to buy it first
You: if ur in a shop
Stranger: you can cook it too
You: =0
Stranger: I prefer to a cake i cooked myself
You: lol
You: have you ever epiclyd a cake
You: now that is fun
Stranger: not yet
You: ask your parents theyll show you
You: and if they tell you a story about fairies... they arnt far wrong
Stranger: orly
You: mmhmm
You: lol so do you like mooses :3
You: i met this guy who had a moose in his pants
You: i said he must have had very big pants
You: he let me stroke it too it was a very big moose indeed
Stranger: LOL
You: it was a very long convo too
You: my friend said the moose wasnt cute but me and the other guy begged to differ
Stranger: was it cute actually
You: it was cute :3
You: mooses are cute
Stranger: yes
You: and yes i realise there may be some sort of sexual enduendo there rofl
Stranger: roflcopter
You: roflcopter i use that sometimes
You: i use it to pwn the face of lolerbladers
Stranger: i like lolerskates
You: those lolerbladers come in with their lolerskates as if they own the place
You: me and my roflcopter and lolpie launcher show em a thing or two C:<
Stranger: because they do
Stranger: hey Anon
Stranger: you seem to be a very nice Anon
You: D:
You: how so
You: oh
You: i read that wrong
Stranger: most Anons I meet on Omegle are arrogant pricks
You: yea they are
Stranger: you are sweet Anon :3
You: i read that as "your arnt a very nice anon" i was liek TEH FECK?
You: aww y thank you
Stranger: LOL
You: you are also very nice
Stranger: thanks ^^
Stranger: so we were saying
Stranger: yeah, lolerskates > roflcopter
Stranger: anyways a roflcopter is way too big to fit ina convo
You: roflcopter with built in lolpie launcher > lolerskates
Stranger: no, I beg to difAAAAAAAARGH
Stranger: WHAT THE SHIT
You: OH MY SHIT
You: lolwut
Stranger: i just had a strange feeling
You: =0
Stranger: it hurts
You: D:
You: that sux
Stranger: yes
You: *thinks*(tehe that means the lolpie hit)
Stranger: why you look so malicious ?
You: umm no i dont :3
You: rawr
Stranger: oh again =O
You: rawr means i love you though D:
You: its roar u gotta watch out for
You: evil roarers
Stranger: oh really ?
You: ya rlly
Stranger: in fact i must confess
Stranger: i'm french and a n00b to english language
You: =0
You: u iz trollin >:X
Stranger: okay i'm not so much of a noob
You: knew it >:3
You: but are you french =0
Stranger: :3
Stranger: yes i am
You: ossummm
Stranger: LOL is it
You: i did 2 years of french but i forgot it all to 2 and a bit years of spanish and 4 and a bit years of german
You: and 15 of english (Y_
You: * (Y)
Stranger: so basically you're better in german ?
You: lol
You: english is my best language you know 8D
Stranger: no way 8D
You: ya wai
You: 8F
Stranger: 8U
Stranger: LOL looks like the one saying Feels good man
You: lol
Stranger: 8U
You: xD
You: so sir/mam
You: what do you happen to be doing at ths present moment
Stranger: sir :3
Stranger: i'm wondering whether i'm going to bed or not
Stranger: because it's midnight here and i have to wake up at 7
You: ah so you are an hour ahead of us
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: you english ?
You: lol i got to bed at 5 some nights and wake at 7
You: i come from Northern Ireland:P
Stranger: oh okay cool
You: lol
Stranger: going to bed at 5 is some crazy shit
Stranger: i could never do that
You: yea tis
You: coursework
You: i get loads of it
You: and housework
Stranger: oh
You: yea i fainted on the couch and missed the first day of school cause of all the housework i had to do then all the coursework
You: cause i was just that wrecked
Stranger: oh man
You: yea
You: i dont know how my friend survives she gets an hour of sleep a night
Stranger: that's not human
Stranger: have you checked she's not a robot ?
You: well her msn pic is her getting eaten by an alien and smiling i guess she musnt be
You: there must be something not human about her =0
Stranger: maybe she's an alien too
You: LE GASP
You: maybe she is =0
Stranger: and what you think is her being eaten may be an act of reproduction
You: see look i can gasp in french 8D
You: how ossum
Stranger: haha yea
You: lol so sir doeth thou hath msn
You: eth
Stranger: I sure do
Stranger: i'm not connected at the moment though
Stranger: *MSN ADDY*
Stranger: you seem to be a nice guy and i hope you wont mess around with my address
You: ossum this will help me in my mission to find out how many msn contacts you can have
You: i wont lol
Stranger: how many have you at the moment ?
You: 86
Stranger: lol
You: but my old msn broke so i lost a few
You: well i added urs 8D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CradledEggle]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ohey.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Skyle369]

I'm sure happy that I helped the guys  .


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey where you from
You: Phillippines
You: you?
Stranger: goood
Stranger: fro korea
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you are native
Stranger: so you kn ow about english very well
Stranger: i mean perfectly
Stranger: right?
You: Yeah
Stranger: hey
Stranger: do you say
You: Filipino are very good at english
Stranger: have you see Brad on monday?
You: nope
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: seen
You: Have you seen Brad on Monday?
Stranger: yeah
You: thats correct
Stranger: do you say that?
You: yep
You: thats right
Stranger: i guess it depends on the situation
You: I think so
Stranger: if this man meant we couldnt see him every monday
Stranger: it makes sense
You: yep
Stranger: but if he was asking about only one monday
Stranger: its not correct
Stranger: we have to say did you see Brad?
Stranger: right??
You: Your almost there
Stranger: woohooo
Stranger: cool
You: but your still pretty good at english
You:
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: actually im teaching englsih in korea
Stranger: but wanna make sure
You: oh
You: So your a teacher?
Stranger: yeah kind of
Stranger: but not really like that
You: oh ok
Stranger: i just became a teacher because i lived new zealand before
Stranger: but ive never studied eglish before seriously
You: Oh really?
Stranger: yeah
You: I started learning english when I was in Kindergarden
Stranger: gggggggggreat
Stranger: same as me but that didnt work at all
You: oh
Stranger: i mean i started speaking 10 years after the kindegarden
You: Oh
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: heey
Stranger: thanks for helping me
You: NO Problem
You:
Stranger: but can you hlep me one more time please/
You: sure
You: One last
Stranger: yeah do you say i have started my new job tow weeks ago?
Stranger: or do i have to say i started my new job...?
You: hmmm
You: I started my new job two weeks ago
Stranger: why is that?
Stranger: i think both of them sound right
You: Both are the same
You: but "Have" just makes the sentence longer
You: Nope
You: I mean they are both defferent
You: "I have started my job two weeks ago" means that you have already started your Job two weeks ago
You: "I started my job on two weeks ago" means that you just started your job two weeks ago
You: so both of them are different
Stranger: wooo
Stranger: actually to me, both are same!
Stranger: but in my book
Stranger: that said i have to say i started my job two weeks ago
You: then you have to say that
Stranger: hahah
You: then you have to say that
Stranger: comong
You: because it just depends on the situation
Stranger: but i still cant figure any difference aout
Stranger: yeah maybe i need more study
You: But your still pretty good
Stranger: thanks for saying so
Stranger: :DD
Stranger: but one day one of my students asked me about a grammar
Stranger: and i knew why those words were there
Stranger: but i coudlnt explain
You: hhmmmmm
Stranger: and she was staring at me for quit long
Stranger: and she said you dont know, do you?
Stranger: and after that i decided to study englsih all the time to be perfect
You: English sentences are sometimes hard to explain
Stranger: yeah tell me about it
You: I sometimes also have a hard time about it in my class
Stranger: ohhh you are a teacher as well?
You: nope
You: I'm a student
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: good
Stranger: where do you study
Stranger: i mean country
You: Phillipines too
Stranger: ohh cool
Stranger: yeah actually i dont know about there that much
Stranger: but ive heard that youguys use english
You: yep
Stranger: do you have your own language?
You: we usually use the language "Tagalog" and "English"
You: because in the past, Americans conqured our country
You: and the Filipinos were forced to study their language
You: so they had no choice but to study
You: so thats why we are good at english
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: tahts right
Stranger: ive heard that story
Stranger: but i didnt know that you use another language as well
You: yep
You: our language is not popular
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: thanks for new information
Stranger: i learned new one!
You: No prob!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: heeey
Stranger: i gotta go to study english more!
Stranger: thanks for eveything youve taught
You: No prblem
You: Just study and you'll get better for sure
Stranger: thanks good bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gleech]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Moo
You: I'm a dog.
Stranger: i know
You: You know me
You: IN DA FUTURE
Stranger: sorry... no
You: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I'm from
You: THE FUTURE
Stranger: hmm
You: JOIN ME
You: ON MY CONQUEST
Stranger: what kind of conquest
You: To take over the world :B
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what can i do
You: You can
You: EAT THIS PIE
You: *gives pie*
Stranger: ..;
You: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

All I can say, is wow.

Lol, another one,

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm an evil mastermind
Stranger: really?
You: BOW DOWN BEFORE ME
Stranger: for what?
You: I ate this cookie... and no one noticed
Stranger: i don't believe anymore
Stranger: who cares ?
You: I DO
You: D:<
Stranger: no one cares
You: You care
You: you're just too shy to admit it
Stranger: i don't care it anymore
You: Well
You: why
You: >: O
Stranger: you just a atranger
You: No
You: you know me
You: you just forgot that you know me that you KNEW me in the future before tomorrow.
You: Its true
You: very true
Stranger: no
You: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
You: >:O
Stranger: just feeling
You: Oh
Stranger: any problem ?
You: ...I'm a level 50 mastermind on City of Villains
You: : D
Stranger: you are crazy
You: Nooo
You: Thats my level 50 MIND CONTROLLER
You: KingCrazy
Stranger: i don't know what you say !
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i must go to bed now
You: Ok
You: Bye
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can you port forward?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nightshade the hedgehog]

connecting to server:
you:hello

stranger:waz up

you:what u doin im watchin the game

stranger:nothing watchin the game having a buzz

you:RIGHT

stranger:u ever been to jail

you:....... WHY

stranger:i have

you:ummmm ummm ..................... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT

disconected from server

stranger:hello HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ChaosDazer]

You: rawr
Stranger: auuuw
You: RAWR
Stranger: AUUUW
You: RAAAWWWRR
Stranger: okay i lost.
You: hah
You: i always win
You: >;C
Stranger: *grab a shotgun*
Stranger: *kill the animal*
You: ohshi-
You: *grabs lazor*
You: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Stranger: oh shi-
Stranger: *run*
Stranger: *running faster*
Stranger: *escapes from lazor*
You: *runs after*
You: DAMN YOU
Stranger: *pray to jesus*
Stranger: *jesus walks the earth*
Stranger: *jesus kills lazor*
Stranger: HALLELUJAH
You: aww
You: not that just inst fair
You: *Calls death*
You: Me: Yo death come kill this mofo
You: death: inorite
You: you better run >:C
Stranger: shitt
Stranger: *hide behind jesus*
Stranger: Me: JESUS DO SOMETHING
Stranger: Jesus: *with a shimmering light* Stay calm my child
Stranger: *Jesus resurrects Michael Jackson*
You: OMFG
You: HE'S BACK
Stranger: Michael Jackson: AAUW
Stranger: *michael moonwalks*
Stranger: *death is in awe*
You: oh
Stranger: Jesus: Now Escape
You: god
You: no
Stranger: *run and escape*
Stranger: THE END
You: NJO
You: NO
You: THE ENERGY NEVER DOIES
You: IT NEVER DIES
Stranger: BOOM BOOM POW
You: YOU GOT THAT BOOM BOOM PAW?
You: HAH
You: YOUR so 2000 and late
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IM SO 2000 and EIGHT
You: OHFUCKIT
You: ARMEGGEDON
Stranger: BRUCE WILLIS
Stranger: i could stay awakeee
Stranger: just to heaaar you breathinn
You: I couldnt
You: id just kill you
You: =D
Stranger: shit
Stranger: *jesus comes back*
Stranger: Jesus: * with a shimmering light* Smoke Weed
You: aww
You: but i dont wanna
Stranger: *Jesus smokes weed and get high*
Stranger: Jesus: Booob!
Stranger: *bob marley descends from heaven*
Stranger: Bob: JAH! RASTAFARI
Stranger: THE END
You: NO
You: BECAUSE
You: THE ENERGY
You: NEVER
You: DIES
Stranger: gotta get get
You: tonights gonna be a good good night
Stranger: OPRAH
Stranger: FACE MOB
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: it really was awesome
Stranger: Jesus: Yeah dude it was awesome
Stranger: Bob: Jahh
You: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
You have disconnected.

[Jordan teh Echidna]

well, since it's too long, i'll jst say.

I haz got a 19-year-old girl's MSN, so yah, that sums it up :p

[ChaosDazer]

well, since it's too long, i'll jst say.

I haz got a 19-year-old girl's MSN, so yah, that sums it up :p

What's wrong with that?

Your a toyboy now

[Skyle369]

You: rawr
Stranger: auuuw
You: RAWR
Stranger: AUUUW
You: RAAAWWWRR
Stranger: okay i lost.
You: hah
You: i always win
You: >;C
Stranger: *grab a shotgun*
Stranger: *kill the animal*
You: ohshi-
You: *grabs lazor*
You: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Stranger: oh shi-
Stranger: *run*
Stranger: *running faster*
Stranger: *escapes from lazor*
You: *runs after*
You: DAMN YOU
Stranger: *pray to jesus*
Stranger: *jesus walks the earth*
Stranger: *jesus kills lazor*
Stranger: HALLELUJAH
You: aww
You: not that just inst fair
You: *Calls death*
You: Me: Yo death come kill this mofo
You: death: inorite
You: you better run >:C
Stranger: shitt
Stranger: *hide behind jesus*
Stranger: Me: JESUS DO SOMETHING
Stranger: Jesus: *with a shimmering light* Stay calm my child
Stranger: *Jesus resurrects Michael Jackson*
You: OMFG
You: HE'S BACK
Stranger: Michael Jackson: AAUW
Stranger: *michael moonwalks*
Stranger: *death is in awe*
You: oh
Stranger: Jesus: Now Escape
You: god
You: no
Stranger: *run and escape*
Stranger: THE END
You: NJO
You: NO
You: THE ENERGY NEVER DOIES
You: IT NEVER DIES
Stranger: BOOM BOOM POW
You: YOU GOT THAT BOOM BOOM PAW?
You: HAH
You: YOUR so 2000 and late
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IM SO 2000 and EIGHT
You: OHFUCKIT
You: ARMEGGEDON
Stranger: BRUCE WILLIS
Stranger: i could stay awakeee
Stranger: just to heaaar you breathinn
You: I couldnt
You: id just kill you
You: =D
Stranger: shit
Stranger: *jesus comes back*
Stranger: Jesus: * with a shimmering light* Smoke Weed
You: aww
You: but i dont wanna
Stranger: *Jesus smokes weed and get high*
Stranger: Jesus: Booob!
Stranger: *bob marley descends from heaven*
Stranger: Bob: JAH! RASTAFARI
Stranger: THE END
You: NO
You: BECAUSE
You: THE ENERGY
You: NEVER
You: DIES
Stranger: gotta get get
You: tonights gonna be a good good night
Stranger: OPRAH
Stranger: FACE MOB
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: it really was awesome
Stranger: Jesus: Yeah dude it was awesome
Stranger: Bob: Jahh
You: MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
You have disconnected.

I LOLED at the part of the ressurection of MJ!

[Gleech]

this was a good one

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heeey
You: Long time no see!
Stranger: i know, right
Stranger: what have you been up to since last time?
You: Nothin', you?
Stranger: aw come on, it's been like three years
You: Just emptying my bowels
Stranger: are you still seeing that guy Bryan or whatever?
You: ...No
Stranger: what was his name?
You: I dunno, but I dont date guys, I'm a guy, dont you remember?
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: that's a change since last time
You: Really?
Stranger: yeah
You: I must be one manly looking female, then.
Stranger: probably
You: So, what have YOU been up to?
Stranger: cherchezing las femmes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Honestly, I felt bad disconnecting on this next one...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawr
Stranger: i'm korean
You: I'm... american
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Are you going to kill me?
Stranger:
You: *blows up*
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawr
You: I'm a bug
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Lotsa chicks on here tonight
You: I'm not one of them
Stranger: ya sure?
You: 100%
Stranger: because usually chicks are the ones who do weird **** like that =P
You: eeehe
You: you'd be surprised
You: ...
Stranger: how old are ya?
You: 8693, or, on your planet... 8000
Stranger: dude...
You: Yeeees?
Stranger: why so hyper xD
You: Its my personality
You: >:O
Stranger: Me too usually
You: Why cuz I type fast?
You: I'm typing at normal speed
You: I just make too many typos
You: : P
You: stupid backspace button doesnt go fast enough
Stranger: I didnt say that
You: YES
You: YOU DID
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a hobo
Stranger: hey
You: Well?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ...
Stranger: hi
You: ...
You: ...
You: Hi
You:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: iam is england
Stranger: you
You: America
You: USA
Stranger: you
Stranger: iam female
You: Male
Stranger: love
Stranger: love
You: ...
You: ...
Stranger: love
You have disconnected.

[JetTheHawk]

connecting to server:
you:hello

stranger:waz up

you:what u doin im watchin the game

stranger:nothing watchin the game having a buzz

you:RIGHT

stranger:u ever been to jail

you:....... WHY

stranger:i have

you:ummmm ummm ..................... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT

disconected from server

stranger:hello HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so michael is the stranger and "you" wow

[Elija2]

Holy fuck, I struck gold.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Heey
You: how are u?
Stranger: i'm great and u?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: same
Stranger: where r u from?
You: new jersey
You: u?
Stranger: hmmm;
Stranger: Brazil.
Stranger: f or m ?
You: m
Stranger: good
Stranger: f
You: lol
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 17
Stranger: =)
Stranger: 16
You: cool
You: so, what kind of stuf are u into?
Stranger: anything
You: o really? lol
Stranger: yees
You: intresting, lol
Stranger: =)
You: so, r u taken?
Stranger: no..
Stranger: =)
You: lol, me neither shocking, i now
Stranger: HAHAHAHAA
You: u got a pic of urself?
Stranger: yes, but before u ask me, isn't naked
You: lol, okay
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: so, can i see it?
Stranger: sim
Stranger: yes
You: i got a pic of me if u want
Stranger: i want
You: first u gotta show me ur pic
Stranger: how?
You: what i did is i went to www.imageshack.us and upload it there
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: ya
Stranger: add me
You: okay, whats ur msn?
Stranger: (edited out by me)
You: okay, 1 sec
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmmm... can u talk tomorrow?
You: ya, sure
Stranger: i need to leave..
You: okay
Stranger: bye
Stranger: kiss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


She have me her MSN! Jackpot!