YO MOMMA :D

[HMS7]

yo mammma is so fat she got on the scale and saw here phone number

[Jordan teh Echidna]

Yo momma's so fat that people run a 1-lap 28 mile marathon around her for charity.

[JetTheHawk]

 ur moms so stupid when i tried driving around her i ran out of gas

[Kirby]

Ur moms so stupid she'd trip over a cordless phone.

[NiGHTS]

your moms so hairy when she gave birth to you, you almost died of carpet burn

[Chaos Swissroll]

Yo momma is so fat that when she became a cannibal, we all died before 2012!

[Mystic]

Yo mamma so fat she sit next to everyone she yelled "DAMN!!!!!!!!!!"

[TheGameNinja]

"Yo mamma so fat she sat next to everyone, they yelled "D-AMN!!!!!!!!!!"

fixed

[JetTheHawk]

Yo mamma so fat she sit next to everyone she yelled "DAMN!!!!!!!!!!"

lol fail

fixed

XD

[Kirby]

your mamma's so desperate, she made JetTheHawk look straight!

[TheGameNinja]

your mamma's so desperate, she made JetTheHawk look straight!

Ooooh, BURN!!!

[JetTheHawk]

your mamma's so desperate, she made JetTheHawk look straight!

LOLWUT

ur moms so stupid when she hugged your dad she lost him

[denslat]

all ya mommas so fat they got on the back of the bus and made it do a wheelie, then some  

[JetTheHawk]

lame

[denslat]

your momma so fat she has small planets orbiting her